POKEMON GO LURING CHILDREN TO SPRINT AND STARBUCKS

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defend this shill shit

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There are people still playing that? Why?

Pokemon Showdown works on mobile phones, no clue why people would rather play GO instead.

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there are soulless shell NPCs in our world and they play pokemon go

WHO

THE

FUCK

CARES?

It's mostly 20 something year olds playing this game anyway, not children. They already go to fucking starbucks

Holy fuck are you the new chris chan. You look like a mighty autismo friend

Fuck this autistic competitive bullshit. Catching and collecting Pokemon is the only reason why I play Pokemon in the first place.

HOW DID YOU KNOW

Dude. That's the WHOLE FUCKING POINT.

The point of pokestops and gyms was to encourage partnering with business to get people outside and stimulating the economy.

Why is that bad?

I cant defend it if you dont attack it OP

they're so late to the party

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Nothing more economy stimulating than tax-dodging multi-national corporations.

20% of gamers are addicts, and are the majority in terms of income.

Party ended back in August

but why wouldn't they be playing SM

This, fuck chinks and fuck you dumbass cucked weebs

JUST

Because it's a piece of shit and Metroid Prime is infinitely better?

SM= Sun/Moon
Not super metroid

just call it SuMo like everyone else

Oh boy do i love pokemon go!

no

>I was just pretending to be retarded

SM is Super Metroid faggot
call it S&M or whatever other shit.
we got here first

Once again you fucking idiots forget that Niantic did this shit already with Ingress. Ingress was FULL of fucking sponsored content.

Well since the topic of the thread was pokemon I thought it would be obvious

>sumo
Only leddit does that
Ironically, searching pokemon sumo in images is what brings up actual fetish shit, mostly fat/inflation shit

>its okay when they do it again
BRAVA

>pokemon tell you to go outside
>FF tell you to buy supermarket shit and die alone in your garage
Really activates the coconuts.

Maybe if your kid is a dipshit
>uncle, are you going to Starbucks
>can we come too?
And then I get coffee and we all get
Pokemons. My brood is smart enough to know not to go into these places unless they're a customer and not to bug the workers.

no it isn't obvious. its just like retards calling Titanfall 2 TF2 when TF2 is already popular as fuck

They play both.

What is wrong with sprint and starbucks user?
You want to look normal to the outside world right...RIGHT

l2context you autistic fuck, this is a pokemon thread not a metroid thread

>that disgusting push of starbucks in my country.
>literally tailored toward immigrants that can't drink real coffee.
>it's actually winning the market
Fucking disgusting. As if the nespresso meme wasn't bad enough.

>in spite of the massive potential, absolutely no reports of anything like this happening in middle to high income white neighbourhoods

Couldn't care less what happens in brazil.

Once we were worried about DLC, then nintendo made physical DLC a thing and now we've gone too far.

Never heard of Sprint, is this another fattening kindergarten for retarded applefags?

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God are you really that autistic?
TF2 is either Team Fortress 2 and Titanfall 2 yet none of the playerbase cares

Man you only confirmed how annoying the metroid fanbase is

Nintendo really hit a goldmine with this shit. It cost almost nothing to produce and it was obvious that prime locations would want in on it. It's a little late, sure, but Nintendo is still getting that Sprint and Starcucks money. I don't get these stupid mobile games but money is money.

Also,
>children
Come on now...

Is there more?

How fucking clueless are both Sprint and Starbucks? If this did this in June or early August, it'd make perfect sense, but figuratively nobody still plays this shit. Niantic is unironically one of the shittiest devs I've ever seen and I would not be fucking shocked if tracking STILL hasn't been readded.

Who wanna bet the hat pikachus in S/M will be store specific pokemon go catches that you transfer in the game?

even by context Sun and Moon are 2 different games. It should be S/M if anything.

Kill yourself

The only mistake here is not buying Nintendo stock two years ago. Their share price is higher than it's been in 5 years right now.

>Starbucks trying to get children hooked on caffeine

How's that new Metroid game going, user?

I remember when nintendiddlers were using swapnote to trade pokemon for nudes from little girls.

>starbucks
>caffeine
please, a glass of coke has more than their sweet milk with cream shit.

Why should we give a shit? You're getting worked up over absolutely nothing.

Yes, somewhere

You could ask /tlhg/ for it

I'm sorry you got banned for spoofing, tubby.

LITERALLY ITS OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT

>Not sending people at Gamestop
Nintendo you are missing an easy way to advertise the 3DS and future Switch

How can a single person be this autistic? Unironically consider suicide

Isnt it Niantic

Lana a best

>children get sent to gamestop
>get teased by employees for playing pokemon
>children swear to never play anything nintendo again
>nintendo goes bankrupt
bad idea.

>and nobody cares

Are you just autistic? It's constant fought over in every thread

Metroid sucks

Nintendo has nothing to do with this game

How is that even possible?
Who even plays TF2 anymore other than hat farming bots?

Then download an emulator and play the real games

There's like 5 different AC's.
It's Animal Crossing

I WANT TO GET POKEFUCKED BY A DRAGON TYPE

So? When I was around 10 the local Hastings had Yugioh & Pokemon tournaments every weekend to get parents to take their kids there and shop.

Enjoy whatever games you play in your mother's basement you virgin

I used to think GameFreak was the most incompetent company out there as far as Pokemon went.
Then Niantic proved me wrong.

>children

You know most people playing GO are grownups driven by nostalgia, right?

>Nintendo
>developing Pokemon GO
>or even owning the Pokemon franchise

Nintendo owns a share of Pokemon

Maruchan > Nissin

>Wireless hotspots will be hosting wireless events

Why should I?

Be warned though, it's only gonna get worse. Real-world location collabs are quite common in Japan, where you'd find cafes/restos having a game-themed menu and limited edition in-game shit that you can get by going there and ordering stuff. That's just one example but there are other formats.

Seems like the west is catching up?

People who want to play a good competitive FPS?

I play it because it's still a fun balanced shooter that has you doing more than standard shooters, and has a fuckton of fanmade maps and server mods.

It's not like Overwatch or Paladins existing means I can only play what's new.

More like man children.

WHY NO PORK BUN IN YO HAND

Just play SuMo like healthy individuals.

Unlike the Metroid franchise though, Pokemon is still relevant and has a future.

>a good competitive FPS
>TF2

Only 6 months too late to actually matter. Nobody fucking cares about it any more. Whoever ran GO is one of the biggest fucking idiots on the planet, considering what a massive opportunity they squandered.

You might as well type the full title since its just 3 fucking letters away at that point you fucking retard

>no reports of anything like this happening in middle to high income white neighbourhoods
Because white people aren't savages who chimp out at the slightest window of opportunity

YOU'RE A HABITUAL FLIRT

>luring children to Starbucks

Why is that a bad thing? You say this like the app lures them to a black van or something.

This. Not everybody is alive. It scares my shit desu.

How do you think they get to Starbucks? My rides aren't free though. They keep coming back anyway.

>I would not be fucking shocked if tracking STILL hasn't been readded.
It has but in a different way. All Pokemon now have a picture of a pokestop near them which they are closest to, along with the footprints at the bottom. Clicking on one will home in on them as long as they are around. If they disappear before you get there in time a message saying "The Pokemon has fled!" will appear on screen.

I dont think it has perfect pinpoint accuracy like the unofficial pokemon radar but it is playable again.
Plus they recently added Ditto.

Fuck Nintendo for killing AM2R

starbucks is overpriced garbage that rots your teeth

I should've expected to see this here.
Search Ronnie Go on sadpanda.

Vidya industry. Product placement because popularity.
Once upon a time... video games were video games.
Now everyone should play vidya, but not everyone is meant to play vidya, and that's why vidya are not vidya anymore.
Sometimes, education tool for SJW sons.
More often, just for money.
And always, to keep normies as normies.

That looks like shit.

>PKGOcucks are this delusional

That's objectively wrong though

Neo Sup Forums Ladies and gentlemen

Fucking Nintendo does it again and their fan boys will just gobble up this shit

>for some reason my house became a pokestop
>forced to put out beartraps because people won't fuck off

I want to shitpost in peace.