Wtf? Why no hitman thread?

Wtf? Why no hitman thread?

Master Sniper content released today

>Thread theme
youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4

>Fav Location
Sapienza/Hokkaido

>Fav Weapon
Fiber Wire

>Fav Tool
Red rubber duck

>Fav Poison
Antique Lethal poison

>Latest SASO
Marrakesh Angel of Death

>Current Mission/Location
Bangkok/Club 27

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Hitman is just a wannabe assigns creed

oy vey

what is the sniper master content exactly?

Take it back. Right fucking now.

You shoot some guys and then you get a reskinned rifle, wowie

What the fuck possibly could have happened in 3 days? Since when does Sup Forums hate hitman?

>Sup Forums is 4 people

Any word on if Christmas Paris is permanent or timed availability?

My guess is since himmapan horror is a separate mission it will be a separate mission. I still have himmapan horror and its december.

Because nobody cares about Uncracked Denuvo game just like Planet Coaster.

i hate the fucking guard rng
failed last ET because the guards distract behavior is fucked up

>Antique Lethal poison
Is that any different from the normal poison syringe?

>Fav Weapon
That knife you unlock from the Marrakesh bonus mission. Looks so fucking swag walking around stabbing people with it

No, it's just a skin.

himmapan horror is a challenge pack, better comparison would be to "The Icon" or "House built on sand"

Does anyone else feel that A house built on Sand was better than the main mission?

Felt so much more atmospheric

Fuck I installed a new SSD and forgot to reinstall.

So there's a Christmas level? Neat.

Yeah, i liked it more. Though contracts are better on Gilded Cage.

Not yet, this Tuesday

>Sharp Shooter
Assassinate two targets with one shot.

>I Aim To Please
Assassinate a target from the church tower with a sniper rifle.
Do it all in your suit.

>Out Of Sight
Assassinate a target and dump the body with one shot.
Use a sniper rifle.
Do not get spotted.

>Over Scoped
Assassinate 10 targets with a sniper rifle.


>Master Sniper
Complete all Master Sniper challenges: I Aim To Please, Sharp Shooter, Over Scoped and Out Of Sight.
Reward: Jaeger 7 Covert

it's permanent according to a dev

>Is that any different from the normal poison syringe?
You can take TWO lethal syringes at the same time

Is it just a reskin or can I murder Santa?

The latter.

we don't know what it is yet

hitman.com/news/hitman-holiday-content we have a pretty good idea.

yet no info on whether it's a reskin or not

What else? It's obviously Paris again, with 2 new targets.

Who here is excited for Christmas in Paris?

>it's fictional 2019 Paris which is still white, and Christmas isn't outlawed
Pretty excited.

...

>first ever SASO last week
>grandma walks over puddle
>wait 15min for the perfect time
>stick wrench into socket sitting it puddle
>die
>no replay.
uninstall. I cant believe this game is still being made

Kill yourself.

Oh wait, you did. Hahaha!

>tfw electrician
>being this fucking stupid

Don't you know sticking anything unshielded into a powered socket is suicide? God youre so fucking dense. You have to unplug it first rig it then plug it back in.

Also Git Gud

I don't even care that this is bait and that I'm wasting hard-earned (You)s, I'm going to goddamn strangle the life out of you, you underage bastard.
>the promises of Assassin's Creed as a rather lower-tech Hitman game set in the Crusader will never be realised.

How are you trying the sniper challenges? in the main mission? any contract made for it?

>grandma walks over puddle
What, is her path in that area randomized? Because she didn't walk over the puddle at all for me, she went on the other side.

Also, has anyone found the Headmaster's body yet?

Contracts.
i can give you 5/10 targets, it might work if you do it twice.
1-03-3292223-73
You can add me on steam too...

>tfw so autistic my first instinct was to make contracts

Out Of Sight/I Aim To Please
1-03-1677379-64

Sharp Shooter
1-03-5420116-64

5 Targets for Over Scoped
1-03-8942432-64

>Master Sniper content released today
is there a briefcase already?

I highly doubt they'd add something as meaningful as the Briefcase in a low-profile seasonal update, although I wish it did

a hitman can dream

The new sniper is supersilenced, and has very low recoil.

Do bodyguards still rush to your location when you use it?

well, I love me some new guns and all, but really I miss doing sneaky snipey runs in blood money, lugging the sniper around right under security's noses, finding the perfect vantage point, and taking the target out before walking out like nothing happened

>The new sniper is supersilenced, and has very low recoil.
So its just a copy of the Jaeger 7?

Where is this old cunt, cant seem to find her

help

Ye
jaeger 7 is just "silenced"

Jaeger 7 is also subsonic unless they changed it recently.

She starts on the old headmaster's terrace, then goes around walking the market with an escort of soldiers

Cheers m8

So what is the big deal about this new sniper rifle?

it's big and black

Not a big deal, just a 5-challenge pack and a reskin as a reward.

>always on line

>Wtf? Why no hitman thread?

because you fucking shills only crawl out of the woodwork when there's new content for your shitty game

Unlocks are offline now aswell. They patched it, only the challenges and contracts are online.

>mfw game runs at 20fps on minimum settings

Don't mind me HITMAN™, I'll just go back to playing D44M at 120fps on high settings