CRASHING THIS GAME

CRASHING THIS GAME...

...WITH NO PRE-ORDERS!

I hate what they've done to this game. That entire gameplay reveal was awful. The game is complete shit. The characters look like shit. The gameplay looks like shit. And the storyline looks like shit. This abomination deserves to be dead on arrival, but normalfags will still buy it.

Is Bioware the best example of a videogame company getting completely and utterly fucked?

Yeah along with cd project red

>Witcher 3 was bad

You have 10 seconds to give me one reason why.

Amount of money Bioware will get from me = $0

They were never good to be fair.

The combat

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ahahahahahahahahahah

orignal

i hate this place so much but i still live it some days

Maybe there will be some new material after they fix it.

Nice argument you got there pal. Gonna have to try harder than that. Also you answered after 10 seconds, so I win.

Captain Shepard, I'm SJW.

Yes, when lots of people complain about the same thing it is no longer an "original" complaint.

Jesus Christ, have we really become this picky about porn?

Remember before SFM when Rule 34 for vidya was limited to a few drawings? Be thankful people even sink time into this kind of stuff.

Compare The Witcher to The Witcher 3. The amount of pro-leftist messages have increased considerably.

Example;
Witcher: no homos
Witcher 2: evil sexual predator villain homo
Witcher 3: poor hunter homo you can symphatize with

It's not nearly as bad as Bioware but it IS getting worse. Especially now that The Witcher 3 did so well. You can bet your ass they're going to keep up this trend.

The message in TW2 that gays are bad was actually a nice touch. Even if they had to include one by necessity.

How is DICE able to get it right with the Frostbite engine but Bioware seems to be struggling to get facial animations done correctly?

They have no talent.

>old man yells at cloud.jpg
fuck off oldie
kys

You see how it's getting worse? In The Witcher 2 they included gays and lesbians as villains, although they still made them powerful, "cool" sorcerers. Now we're getting homo sob stories because them being villains is no good.

I guarantee that 2077 will have lgbt content you are not allowed (or are punished) to disagree with.

>This is what SJW think is badass
My god, can't wait for the entire industry to implode

>porn
???

>porn
You're in the wrong thread, mate

Would love it if someone could extend the smug at the end for about 2 or 3 seconds lol

go away

Go Tumblr a patreon

>SFM parody has better animations than a multimillion AAA game

I'm not even talking about her skin color here, but she legitimately looks like a chimp or a toddler throughout that whole webm. She looks like she's playing around, not doing something of importance. Fuck nubioware.

>one instance of a hunter being gay that literally have to force out of him

Jesus Christ you fags will cry about anything. You don't even have to empathize when he says he's a freak.

I miss the super racist Geralt from TW1

Would have worked well with the Roche path in TW2

Yeah she is just as bad as whiteboy sepiroth clone geralt

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you

Let gays be gay it has nothing to do with you and they certainly are not evil.

it's still going to print money for EA

>gays are not evil
Explain why rome fell after homosexuality was introduced then

Sfm porn makers are better animators than "professionals" at bioware

This company has really hit rock bottom. Sad part is fags will still buy this garbage

SOMEBODY

EVERY FUCKING THREAD

UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

>Rome falling
>evil
Rome fell for many reasons like corruption and degeneracy across many levels. Having sex with little boys isn't good either.

>She is legitimately, seriously, called Peebee

what a fucking cringe worthy name

Lack of talent.
Lack of passion.
Lazy as all fuck.

You've missed the joke.

*holds up spork

I KNO RITE ITS SO RANDOME XD

Nope it was the evil gays raping boys instead of fighting the barbarians

>dat feminized a scout
Why boner

>recruit Peebee
>recruit enlisty Jay
>Peebee and Jay
YOUR TINY MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND SUCH NUANCE!

The joke implies that the shit animation quality is on par with that of a porn sfm animation

It's almost as if the writers think gay people aren't necessarily good or evil, that they just exist and are capable of being as good or bad as anyone else. Damn them. Damn those SJW writers.

It's scout's mom you fucking closeted faggot.

Why do you play as a poo in loo?

>Witcher 3: poor hunter homo you can symphatize with

No you can't. Geraldo thought that he is a fucking werewolf for gods sake.

Projekt*

You know what saddens me most about this? Its not the animation or the gameplay, is the lack of wonder or curiosity this trailer can inspire.

You can shit on kojima all you want, but at the least that death stranding trailer can make you curious about what the overall story is.

But in this new mass effect game there is nothing like that, we are going to a new galaxy, and so far there is nothing mysterious or exciting, nothing aside from a race of aliens that are literally human guys with rock armor.

What is the point of going to a new galaxy if everything looks familiar and bland? Even me1 had cool shit like the Hanar.

>Getting triggered by optional dialogue from a character you don't even have to sympathize with

I'm glad I'm not a little bitch like you. How frustrating it must be.

>mfw Bioware will make dosh and Sup Forums will crys about it

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>Blue Sera

I hope I get the chance to kill her.

you mean like every game dumbass

>this shit again
fact: you've been here for no more than 2 years

They're also 3% of the population, so don't be shocked when games that seem to increasingly revolve around homoromantic relationships start to take a hit to their popularity as most people simply won't relate

Jokes on you, I already pre-ordered

I honest to god don't care about the animations, shit I don't even care about how ugly the characters are. But goddamn, can they stop trying to make big """epic""" storylines? Why can't they just make small but interesting adventures a la cowboy bebop with personalized adventures for the characters?

Honestly, fighting gigantic sentient ayylmao spaceships was incredibly ridiculous.

>fact

I've probably been here while you were still sperm in a ballsack you little fag

God i want to punch her in her stupid fucking face

I don't even bother to pirate that shit. ME died with ME3 for me. Inb4 ME2 is shit. I don't give a fuck.