Make your wish

Make your wish.

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EA and it's minion companies to fucking collapse.

I wish for a video game about Sup Forums!

I wish all my memories of Witcher 3 were gone so I can feel the same joy again I felt when playing it for the first time.

I wish for Wood elves in TWW

they're utter shit

I wish Monolith would make a Condemned 3.

Ok, but it'll take a while

Ok, but Activision/Blizzard buys the ips and things continue as usual.

Ok, but the game is actually fun.

All your memories of it are erased, simultaneously all copies of the game as well as any evidence it are destroyed
They are overpowered and every single person uses them, creating a horrible meta

I wish to everybody right now on Sup Forums to have tomorrow very good day full of happiness and even some luck.

:-)

i already tried this shit out twice with the homeworld series fuck you

I wanted MvC4

[spoilers]its a 2v2 fighter with no assists or Dr.DOOM ;_;[spoilers]

Okay but the day after tomorrow Sup Forums is being sold to Gawker.

I wish for a gf(male)

Everyone has the luckiest day of their lives tomorrow, but at 12:01 the next day a Florida sized asteroid hits the earth

I wish for immortality

I wish to be a cute girl

Teleport all the niggers to the bottom of the ocean.

I wish for Blizzard, Activision, Ubisoft and Valve to collapse to usher in the second video game crash and third revival.

Granted, but your mom is now very lonely.

I want to be a cute little girl in a slice of life anime. kinmoza or yryr would be optimal, but I'll take just about any at this point, I want to be lesbians with other cute little 2D girls.

Shitposting simulator 2017

They evolve into an advanced race of fish people, and having overcome their one weakness (inability to swim) the figgers rise from the sea to enslave whitey

DON'T DO IT V I WISHED FOR A NEW TRIBES GAME AWHILE AGO. IT'LL TWIST ALL YOUR FANTASIES INTO NIGHTMARES.

Oh I wish, I wish, I didn't kill that fish.

I wish that this user is having even more twisted nightmares.

I wish that Call of Duty was terrible forever.

That fish kills you >:)

I wish for death.

I wish microtransactions never existed. Are you helping me anons?

Reminder the downside should be a direct consequence of the wish.

You get double
You get no afterlife, just the abyss, an empty plane of nothing that you will not even be able to realize. You will feel nothing because you are nothing.

Sigma/Ultron is the new doom

I wish that I won't get banned anymore

Nothin' changes!

I wish that every video game ever made from this point forward has a cute girl as the protagonist

They're all SJWs

Ok, but now the fish faces the struggles of your usual Sup Forumsirgin and spends the rest of it's life being sour, depressed and miserable.

Just as you die, your dream game is released.

>Micro
Stuff just becomes expensive as fuck and normies still eat it up

I wish for XCOM 2 expansion that improves the game in every way, something like EW

I wish for absolute pain and suffering for all sentient life, forever.

Wish granted, but you're gay.

You won't get banned anymore because all of your lewds have been lost due to a minor save data crash. Unsurprisingly, your computer is now 13% faster from having lost the 38GB of not!porn on your hard drive.

>You get no afterlife, just the abyss, an empty plane of nothing that you will not even be able to realize. You will feel nothing because you are nothing.
This is good
>Just as you die, your dream game is released.
Unless there's an afterlife and I'm able to see it, this would be good too. I wouldn't know about that if I'm dead.

Granted, but you turn into Anthony Burch

>I wish for XCOM 2 expansion that improves the game in every way, something like EW
It costs as much as the base game did.

I can live with that.

I wish for immortality and invincibility.

Granted, but you lose the ability to move or speak rendering you an indestructible vegetable

Underrated post.

You have been granted a healthy death of natural causes 60 years from now.

I wished for a new Wild ARMs game

fuck you paw

>I wish for XCOM 2 expansion that improves the game in every way, something like EW
Wish granted but its console only.

Make video games unbearably shit forever so I can stop wasting my time on them

Granted, but you still lose to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

My furry Skyrim husbando to come to life and love me.

I wish for the monkey paw to disappear and never grant another wish after this one, which shall be granted right now.

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Wish granted, but the paw gives you the finger before it disappears

>somebody loving YOU
I'm a wish-granting paw but I'm not some kind of god, dude.

Your wish is granted.
Your furry husbando comes alive and kills you, saving you from the degenerate sickness

Rug burn

savag

Okay but you still age normally.

Granted.
The fakir is kinda pissed off at this, though, so he places another spell on a different paw. Namely, yours.

What about wishes that happened?

>I want a new MechWarrior game!
>a new MechWarrior game is announced
>but the dev is PGI

I wish that people born or living in South America, Africa or Russia, aswell as their 2 generations of children will not be able to play any multiplayer games

I want to never die, whether that means immortality, rebirth, spiritual enlightenment or heaven.

I'm so fucking scared.

I wish to be undefeatable in every videogame.

I wish that the monkey got his paw back

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your wish is granted

lmao

I wish to die peacefully and painlessly in my sleep and nothing else bad happens

Your descendants learn of how you specifically had your wish to expire during their generations, and decide to travel back in time to have a Brazilian prostitute shit down your throat while playing Tibia.

I couldn't care about the new one.

Fucking UMvC3 getting rereleased is my existance now.

I wish that sword of the stars 2 was actually a good game.

I want a sequel to Pokemon Snap, with the full pokedex up to Sun/Moon, on Nintendo Switch OR 3DS, NOT on mobile, made by the Pokemon Company BEFORE diamond/pearl was released, with online score leaderboards, and I want it to be FUN

A morbidly obese neckbeard hunts down sjws in the cyber world known as the internet where evil beings with vaginas seek to destroy everything he holds dear.

The future of vidya and his animu game collection hang in the balance in a power struggle of good vs evil.

The only thing safe in these troubling times is his virginty.

Wish granted. Nothing else bad happens, like aging and seeing your body wither, so you will live for a million years, see all of humanity die, and when the universe is about to end, you'll witness the last light go out, then lay down and die

same desu

Well played user. Well played

We all do.

a pokemon tounrnament with no genies, no UB, no Tapus, no Megas and no Legendaries allowed

Uhm, no? I'd rather fuck anons who turned into little girls instead.

This will happen just as you described, in 40 years from now

All of the Pokemon in the game are ones you personally dislike

I wish that there will never be any backlash from anything I do, unless I specifically ask for it

But that looks mighty fun. Add a NEETbux collection minigame and you're gold.

I want to go back 10 years, i don't care if I still have all my memories intact, I can live without listening the music, having the technology, playing the games or watch the anime currently. Just let me go back 10 years back.

I wish for AM2R to be fully supported by nintendo.

I wish for a monkey paw onahole

all of your memories of the game are erased, but so is everything else. you now reside in an institution for the cognitively impaired.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

Granted

Nintendo never makes their own Metroid game again, and takes down any Metroid fangames made after AM2R

You're retarded

>I wish a new Star Wars game
>I wish a new Dragon Quest game
>I wish a new Berserk anime

Apex kek

You repeat everything you've done for the past ten years, forever. This is the 376,448,129th time you've been here.

? , .

>figgers

This sounds like a No More Heroes with a Persona art stye. That sounds fun as fuck.

I wish to be a cute girl!

I wish for another great 007 game.