Apologize

Apologize.

Right now.

Put your pride aside and type in the comment box "I am sorry" then click the post button.

Do it. Now.

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One of the biggest Nintendrones, Damiani, in the media said that Horizon 'Looks so much better' that BotW

I'M GEEKING OUT MAN XD

rip iwata and switch

Someone post the Nintendo.webm of the baby feeding their dad cups of water only to find out its from the toilet.

Nintendo is dead.

Apologize for what? For Nintendo abandoning their home console market in favor of a handheld that has TV out? For Nintendo delaying a Wii U game and abandoning Wii U owners to release a literal Wii U 2.0? For supporting a company that's releasing a device in 2017 that won't even be as powerful as devices released in 2013? For supporting a company that censors its products, region locks its games, and hates its fans?

Yes. I'm sorry for ever defending them. They deserve everything they got coming, and this thing is going to flop hard.

Sorry for what?

Ripping the skin.

Well my daddy taught me a few things too

This.

F

Man I fucking hate late night TV. Really the only thing you can glean from four whole minutes of them standing around is that the frame rate is actually good when the system is mobile

Pretty much. I'm relieved it's much better than it was than in the fake trailer, but I was hoping for 60 fps in dock mode

Did Reggie put on a bunch of weight or was he always fat?

Will you show me?

>xbox one and ps4 are over three years old now

>i need my videogames to have scantily clad girls
>why
>b-because I want to jerk off to them

Really? Where?
Horizon looks like shit tbqh

>Waaaahhh! Treehouse removed my fapbait!
Call me when actual content gets removed.

more like
>America is dead

Nintendo way behind in power as usual and, just like WiiU, is way too late to the party.

During the PSX stream, when Horizon was being shown he mumbles it

>biggest Nintendrones

Kek.

You mean the cheater that got caught doctoring his run of Link's Awakening and had all his records expunged from the The Speedrun Archives? Yeah. I'm sure he's still not butthurt.

And he was always a Metal Gear fanboy before Nintendo anyways. He only latched unto Zelda because he was good at it. Though obviously that wasn't enough.

He's playing both sides, trying to get people into Horizon so he can try to compete in Zelda again.

Or should I say, YOU are.

i dont need to apologize

i always knew the Switch will be the best console ever

The switch looks legitimately awful. I'd be more embarrassed playing that thing in the private of my home than playing a 3ds with the volume maxed out in public

I'M GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW MAN

>I like paying full price to have my content removed or watered down

Sorry m8, I'm not into findom.

Fucking bugged instructions

Mate, Nintendo has very few games I like, I'm certainly not one of the former gametrailers staff.

For one, I don't like 3D Zelda, only 2D.

I'd be right happy to

Dragon Quest VII & VIII removed its full orchestral soundtrack for a synthesized in their western releases.

Fire Emblem removed an entire minigame. And yeah, that does count for content. It's gameplay in a video game.

It's interesting how quickly Sup Forums's opinion changes from one day to the next. Not a single apology yet, while the last thread was all apologies.

Remember when Nintendo realised their purple plastic babbybox GameCube had a poor PR image because everyone thought Nintendo was for kids, and encouraged devs to make games like RE4 and Eternal Darkness? Whatever happened to that? Now it seems like Nintendo hates the idea of anything over a 12 rating, unless it's a neutered port of a third-party blockbuster.

>but Bayonetta though

it's the exception that proves the rule but Ok

But Switch is region free

Fuck that waifu petting mobage level shit minigame ruining my strategic role playing game and fuck you.

Not an argument.

Just because it's content you don't like, doesn't mean it's not content. Stop moving the goalpost.

That doesn't explain all the religious censorship.

Also doesn't explain removing face-petting, which is affection, not sexuality.

>last night it was full of apologies

No it wasn't

They quickly realized the M for "Mature" stands actually for Manure.

That is a sad little joke.

I am sorry

Fitting for the saddest demographic in gaming.

It's content that shouldn't be in the game to begin with. The game was significantly and objectivel improved by its removal.

I'm sorry OP.

Sorry that Nintendo's offering is once again too little, too late, and that the Treehouse is killing NoA.

I can't tell if this a bad case of sour grapes, or if you're throwing Bayonetta 2 under the bus out of spite

I'm sorry the switch flopped

Those fingerprints are going to drive me crazy.

>A thread full of meme posts counts as legitimate opinions and apologetic response
Idiot

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Well, they did have some of those titles, games like Zombie U and Ninja Gaiden 3; but third party devs stopped making them after a while. I don't think Nintendo has a problem with that stuff, they just can't seem to get enough publishers to release it on their consoles.

>they let fucking Fallon do a big special on the Switch

>Not based Conan

They fucked up big

Drones don't buy 3rd party and they don't buy mature

It's never had anything to do with what Nintendo will or won't allow, it has to do with what sells, and mature titles don't sell on Nintendo hardware. They'll make cheap ports of last gen games like they always do just to see if the waters have changed, and they'll abandon it again. Like they always do

What about Fatal Frame, which they basically threw under a bus?

One "spoopy" youtube video as an advertisement, digital only, and censored. An M rated game got censored.

You don't really have to touch the screen. Just use both hands to lift it by the sides.

Really curious about the handheld, but I'm convinced the dock uses a video scaler to get 1080p.

Vita has a 960x544 resolution, so expecting 720p might not be far off.

>An M rated game got censored.

Only Nintendo could be this awful.

They wanted someone who would hype it instead of trash it. Conan rips everything, even legitimately good games

I started cringing about the 3rd time Fallon said how much he was "nerding out" because he's not a good enough actor to actually convey that emotion about a product he doesn't give a shit about.

i'm sorry that switch is a piece of shit and drones are too blind to see it

>Dragon Quest VII & VIII removed its full orchestral soundtrack for a synthesized in their western releases.
Is that really true? I can't believe they could be such plebs behind Treehouse. Then again, these the same jackasses that insert internet memes into their games.

Fallon is at least a casual gamer.

This. Conan would of ripped it to shreds. Not exactly good advertising for Nintendo

I am sorry
that your franchise is dead.

Yeah, although on the other hand they didn't censor Bayonetta or any other title on Wii U. I think it was just when those SJWs came to work for NoA that things took a turn for the worse.

>confident devs gives conan games because they arent afraid
>insecure/shady devs dont give conan because they are afraid and hiding something

It's 100% true, though it probably wasn't a Treehouse thing. There are a million rumors going around, but it's something fucked up.

I PM'd you the fix :)

Nintendo of America seems to be committed to a different image of Nintendo than Japan is currently going for. There's some convergence, but Nintendo of Japan seems more willing at this moment to put out some mature games as well as games that probably appeal more to the otaku crowd than kids. Splatoon also tried to appeal to some of idoru/vocaloid crowd through some of its marketing in japan (Callie & Marie's live album was a top selling CD in Japan for at least a couple weeks).

This divergence isn't a good sign, especially as Nintendo lacks third party support beyond some weeaboo shit. The same thing was wrong with SEGA after it lost much of its third party support and was stuck with mostly 3rd party weeb shit and first party SEGA titles on the Saturn and SEGA USA refused to even try to market these things even when it was clear there was at least a niche demographic for them

>tfw still watch his Tomb Raider video from time to time

youtube.com/watch?v=xCe8-1dbXZc

easily his best one. Love how he spends the entire time waifuing Lara

Other than Resident Evil 1, 2, 3, REmake, 0, and 4 there has literally never been a good M-rated game.

And there never will.

Well, I can't exactly blame them for not wanting to buy old ports of games they probably already played on their PS3/360. That's kind of a half effort. Bayo 2 sold better than those because it seemed like Platinum was actually trying.

Patrician taste, user. I love the part at the end where Lara keeps dying over and over in the rapids, and he's legitimately mortified that it keeps happening.

I'm worried Nintendo is making the same mistake again. Placing Skyrim in their premiere video was just weird. You really want to sell your new hardware with a five year old game?

I know it's the remastered version, but if that's one of the top things you're promoting, then that leaves me questioning.

>portable Splatoon machine
>flopping

If the rumors about there being a launch bundle with Splatoon are true, this thing will probably sell more in one year than the Wii U sold in five.

The Skyrim thing I think was mainly to tease the potential power of the machine. But even if the Switch is only X-Box 360-tier, the fact that it's also a portable machine with that level of power is appealing to many people (at least from what I can tell outside of Sup Forums, where I haven't met a single person who isn't excited about the Switch). And even if it just got a port of Skyrim, portable Skyrim would definitely move some units.

I don't know, I'm just going to wait and see in January. The way life has been lately, I just go through the motions, not expecting anything good or bad.

I mean, there's proof of several censorious SJWs leaving to work at Nintendo of America.

Though I don't know how much power they have, ultimately, in removing breast sliders, hiring modelers to cover up Lin, censoring the Fatal Frame costumes, completely fucking up the dialogue in Fire Emblem, or removing an innocuous petting mini-game

>it's going to sell well because of Wii U remasters
What is wrong with you? Why would you think something like this? If it didn't sell the Wii U, why is the Switch going to fair better?

Just like the world would be "objectivel" better with you removed. But you don't see anyone advocating for that, do you?

I'm not sure portables are strong right now as they were a decade or so back. Phones are eating away at things faster now, and even if the Switch is more powerful, and plays legit games, it can never beat the convenience of something literally everyone owns.

I don't think "X game, but portable!" is gonna move huge units. It needs a really killer app.

If it has normie tier multiplayer games like CoD and sports titles then literally every male aged 10-18 is going to have their parents buy them one.

It will sell as fast as Nintendo can produce them, and will surpass the ps4 within 2 years.


Screencap this.

>It's content that shouldn't be in the game to begin with.

Says who? Did you make the game?

Why are you okay with having content removed in your products, while you get nothing else in return, other than the expectation that you should suck it up, and buy it anyway?

>game says press any button to begin
>press power button
WTF I hate instructions now?!

Because the only problem with the Wii U was the Wii U itself. The games were amazing. Everyone but the most ardent console warriors admits that. The problem being that they're all trapped on the Wii U.

But how can I expect to be taken mature and seriously playing Super Big-Eyed Pandering Anime Videogame if they don't take a cutscene and a touchscreen section out it?

Why would they buy a brand new console when they could play those games (that already have an established player base) on xbox/ps?

It looked just as bad this time as it did at e3

Are people really buying this trash?

>If it didn't sell the Wii U, why is the Switch going to fair better?

Because it did sell the Wii U? Splatoon itself sold 4.4 million+ units and at the same time raised Wii U console sales. Heck, even just a couple months before they announced the Switch, the Callie/Marie amiibo Splatoon bundle as well as the final Splatfest helped sell hundreds of thousands more units than Nintendo had sold in all the previous months of 2016. It's probably the main game that kept the console alive for the last year

I am sorry nintendo
I am sorry I ever doubted you

Wait did they take out a Samus outfit
That's a little soulless

No, they added in the Samus and Zelda outfits to the western version in replacement of the lewd costumes.

They replaced lingerie outfits with Samus, and, if I recall correctly, a Bayonetta, outfits.

The girls themselves were gravure idols already. And this was in a M-rated game. It's like NoA torpedoed any chance of FFV doing well in the West.

Only a Nintenyearold who is still nostalgic over the GameCube would say that.

>not even touchscreen
>in 2016

Le mao

The also had general censorship does to it as well. Mostly involving gravure modeling.

>People still actively defend pointless censorship
Jesus fucking Christ. I thought we would've been rid of the Neogaffers after November 9th.

I see this is needed again.

Stop posting like a fucking faggot

Because they can literally bring it to school to 1v1 other kids at wchool. I substitute part time at some local schools as part of an intern program. I know for a fact every fucking male and half of the girls would love to have a way to settle arguments on the fly with CoD or Madden. Instead of waiting to get home to see who can quickscope better now you whip that shit out in the middle of class and go at it immediately. Niggers can spend even more of their day competing in basketball.

I don't think Nintendo really thought about this because they're Japanese but just CoD alone would sell 100 million combined in all the western countries.

>It's like NoA torpedoed any chance of FFV doing well in the West.

They did that when they refused to print physical copies and condemned 8gb Wii U users to being unable to play it.