Is it true, Sup Forums?

Is it true, Sup Forums?

I wish normalfags never found the internet.

No. Get your work done first so you don't have to worry about it later. I can never fully relax if I know there's something I need to be doing.

xD

>exams
>Memerym

and its not even summer, folks

You can blame smartphones.

How the fuck do people have time to do multiple playthroughs of giant-ass open world games? Do they not have fucking jobs?

I have a software engineering final in three days and I've been playing dungeons of dredmor for the past two days

what a fag

I spent 8 years in a 4 year school, op pic was related

I didn't have a job til I was 23 and I make 50/hr now
Autism will help you boys

Enjoy your future joint pain, wageslave

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>Me: I want to kill myself
>inner me: same

maybe they don't play much else?

I have math class exam tomorrow at university. Learned hard today and tomorrow and watched new Jojo season inbetween to ease my head. Wish me luck guys.

How can you nerds play through skyrim more than once, MAYBE 1.5 playthroughs. Is the prospect of seeing a random bullshit 10-second encounter that you missed last time really enthralling enough to justify trudging through shit you've already seen?

>watching movie
>wow I really identify with that one character
>character commits suicide
>mfw

me: i'm having a panic attack and i really need to change myself and do this thing right now
inner me: youu can do it tommoorow, monday even

Not for me. I dropped(flunked) out of college to maintain a lifestyle of working part time and playing games.
It's actually worked out better than that makes it sound.

Sup Forums has seriously become a fucking shadow of its former self

facebook memes, epic e-celeb threads, people unironically saying kys like an edgy 12 year old

fuck this gay fucking board

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>Me: Exams are near. I should study hard.
>Inner Me: Keep wasting your time thinking about how everything in your life will go wrong, turn up shitty depressing music in your room and keep walking from side to side making up fake stories in your head where you're someone important for a couple hours

can we go back to at least pretending we aren't just reposting front page reddit memes again?

>playing game
>wow I really identify with that one character
>character is a trap

How the hell did you afford that?

My summary of every semester in college
>Me: This work seems pretty easy
>Inner Me: Oh fuck there's so much work, but I got plenty of time to finish it all
>Internet: Hey one of those games you like just released a huge update

You imply normies make real progress in their playthroughs

Remove the pacing from side to side and that's me

> decide to make a new bloodbourne character, play a female character for the first time (i always play male)
> mfw can't stop looking at her ass when she climbs ladders

You're not alone. I fucking hate this place.

Seriously. Over half of you I wish would fucking die in a plane crash or have your "mummy" unplug your router you autistic shitlords

holy fuck am i on facebook

Finland, everything is free

>he fell for the education meme

You should be, because most employers would red flag you for being a weirdo if you don't have Facebook

kill yourselves

I've tried and failed.

Thanks for reminding me how cancer the real world is

We're losing the war. That's why other boards are already calling us Sup Forumseddit

>Me: I shouldn't kill him
>Inner Sheev: Do it

This is actually true. I actually started getting responses when I remade my facebook

If you don't have a job you're a fucking leech.

Eternal student master race.

>Me_irl memes
Seriously worst than /r/Sup Forums.

i would gladly take it all if people would just stop using the the word "unironically"

>new Skyrim game

Enjoy "go to X to fight some draugr for (inconsequential reason)" for 40 hours

kys /qa/ddit

>stopping after one try

There's really no creativity left here. Just repeating the shame shit over and over and over again.

Anybody who thought a board dedicated to a popular interest would stand the test of time is gullible and overly optimistic.

>bloodbourne

word

Go ahead and start a new Skyrim game, you can finish the main quest and still have plenty of time for study.

shit, 2011 Sup Forums was lit AF

>Calc 2 exam this monday
>have been doing absolute shit in class
>If I don't pass the exam then I fail the course
>I would have to take the class over next semester
>parents would also cut my funding so I'd have to pay for college myself
>as a cherry on top I wouldn't be able to transfer to main campus to pursue my major
Of fucking course I'm going to study hard.

i remember people saying stuff like this 7 years ago

>Me: I really should study for this final
>Inner Me: I'm going to quit if my manager calls me right now I swear to fucking god I'll fucking quit and kill him then burn the place down

what if I have a Facebook that with no profile pic, low friend count, and that has made no posts for over 4 years?

That's actually true, I live off welfare so basically you pay for my food and rent

What's really good witcha?

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, shit was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies.

Did I fuck that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos im the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dicks the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is videogames. You play that shit, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .4 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! Shit aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.
- Ramiro the Champ

Yep. 2true4u

>tfw i spent my exam study time modding the fuck out of Skyrim again to make it playable now that I have a decent PC
>end result is that all rain and water is invisible in my game and there are a bunch more dragons

The internet began dying in 2007 so that checks out

Fuck off, Zuckeberg

>All semester final exams completed as of today
>They all went well
feels good man

I actually restarted skyrim. Alchemy is my main combat stat oddly enough. It's the only thing I put perks into so far as well.

Remember remember, 2007.

Are you confident you'll make it?

My first one is a week from now, why so early m8?

>start a new skyrim game
More like install 200 lewd mods, then delete the game because it's still boring and shitty

No

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2018 Lamborghini Murcielago (I got connections) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside.

yeah...

I disagree with that. I remember playing Portal when it first came out, enjoyed it, and moved on. What became fucking annoying was all the "cake is a lie," "look at my girlfriend wearing a portal shirt," "lol I made a companion cube" shit that really did start being posted on mainstream sites every fucking day until like 2009-2010.

>Some guy is liking the "This is a future meme you don't get the reference yet" shit

Me too buddy...me too...

Our university just starts the semester early. No particular reason, as far as I'm aware.

It's the future you chose, America. You jewed yourselves

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, she called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Whenever I see rally jacked dudes I just think about them giving it their all in bed and killing their partner.

Me: There's lots of important things do around the house, I gotta lose weight, I should get laid, go meet new friends
Inner Me: Just masterbate, eat junk food, and fuck around on the internet all day and wonder where the time went