Here's your controller, bro

>Here's your controller, bro.

Who the hell is gonna play Smash on this?

Oh wait, its target audience: babies

don't worry senpai, i brought my own

I'm sure Manlet Tears is crying tears of joy

>literally resorts to calling opponents babies
I could wear a diaper and suck on a pacifier and still be more mature than you. Fuck off

>hangnail
>horrid skin in cleft of finger
They need to hire better hand models.

I was just about to say that

Don't worry bro, you can buy the Classic Controller™ for only $49.99!

no one's going to buy this right?
there aren't people stupid enough to allow this to continue, i refuse to believe there are people out there at all interested in this
it's just a ouya with a screen glued on!

t. Smashbabby

I'm buying the purple one because i'm rich and been collecting nintendo shit for years

>its just a ouya with a screen glued on!

7/10 thought you were serious until that line

>playing video games after 12 years old

that controler is made for the people that play video games. KIDS

>This shit is why the controller is as terribly designed as it is in handheld mode

Fuck you Nintendo

Maybe used at most. That's what I did with WiiU. But right off the bat new? Fuck no, Nintendo lost my vote when they decided to go back to their old censoring ways. Here I thought Bayonetta and Senran Kagura were showing them to be changing that attitude. I was fooled.

consoles are for children anyway, no problem withthat controller

>$49.99!
You fucking wish, mark my words, that thing won't cost less than $60, Nintendo is that Jew, they are selling the system with a gymped version of the controller to sell the real controller apart

"Oh hey buddy, long time no see!"
"Are you here with someone? What's that weird iPad thing you're playing with?"

mfw someone told me the new nintendo is how the wii u should've been

>here is your controller bro

I'M GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW MAN

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Yeah, what the fuck is Nintendo thinking? Making me buy more controllers

You got a bigger one, this one is too small.

Pretty small controller, bro

remember this?

>smash
lol, you're fucking retarded.

>no question mark
What are you trying to say?

>posts "controller"
>it's a joystick

what the fuck

>early 2000s
>playan brood war in my boxers
>sister comes in and leans over me
>has her hand moving down my side
>whispers a joystick joke
>push her off
>falls on her ass
>tell her games haven't used joysticks since atari

t. offended Smashbabby

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Literally made for children. Adults with jobs will either have a second full controller or a second Switch to play adhoc.

Wait how do multiple switches connect? wifi?

it could have the same innards and use 5 cents more worth of plastic to make the controller an adequate size

I don't know if it's actually adhoc, I just really like that name.

I never knew people were this retarded

If they are smart they'd allow pro controller compatibility.

>Here's your console, bro

>NOT touchscreen in 201X

Luh maaaaoooo

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That would make the Switch even larger than it already is. The size is fine only children who only get stuff like controllers at birthdays/Christmas will use this.

Wow, the switch looks good!

Hand models are a rare breed. Even if you can find someone with exquisite hands, they're almost never masters of their domain.

Made me laugh a bit
Heres your (you)

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serious reminder
controllers like this can fuck up your wrists

If you're this retarded you deserve it.

I doubt that's going to even be an option in most games. It's going to be like those ar cards on 3DS, something everyone messes with once and never uses again,

>that teeny tiny d-pad

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OH yeah? Well you're a poo poo farty face and I'm 100 millionty times mature-er than you are! *sticks tongue out at you*

>the 2 sticks aren't at the same level
WHAT THE FUCK

This is basically the sideways wiimote v.2. It's an option that's there but no one with sense will be using it so I don't know why people are getting their panties in a bunch over this.

The dog shaped controller is ugly but it looks functional enough and acts as the "standard" controller you'd get with a system. Then if you want additional options for multiplayer and such you buy another controller like literally any other console.

Nice reference senpai

So both sides when unplugged can act as similar controllers you fucking mong

Stop. Nobody wants to fucking listen to you. Just shitpost and have fun, okay?

9/10 bretty gud

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>The dog shaped controller is ugly but it looks functional enough and acts as the "standard" controller you'd get with a system. Then if you want additional options for multiplayer and such you buy another controller like literally any other console.

I don't think it's out of the question to want the controller the system ships with to be not shit, and it's also the only option for using the Switch as a handheld. Maybe Nintendo is gonna release Joycons that are actually good for people that want it, but I'm not holding my breath

you don't mind if i pick cloud do you?

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