Get my dad into vidya, tell him he might like stardew valley

>get my dad into vidya, tell him he might like stardew valley
>check his steam profile
>tfw

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Ask him who's the best waifu
Let's see if he has good taste

I can just load up the game to see who he picked real quick

>later turns out it opened the window in the background and he just didn't realize and never actually played the game at all.

This is likely

>that sad comic about the wheelchair bound mother who loved to play Animal Crossing and would send gifts to her son ingame
wasn't there an actual ingame mother that sent the player things, though?

>you've

inb4 Leah

inb4 guy

bump

Inb4frog

ask him if he likes girls (male)?

That was the joke.

>he has 9 save files
1/3

2/3

>Anna

Time to stage an intervention. Tell your mommy you still love her even if she's trans.

3/3

>Loser

I think he made a character like you OP

>loser on Deadbeat Farm
S A V A G E

>loser
>deadbeat farm

that's my sister user

>Loser

Check on snakey and loser, and post their houses, please?

>Todd

Delete this

>Loser's name, farm name and character.
OP, you wouldn't so happen to like wearing shirts with skulls on them do you? Real talk I think your father ironically made an edgy character to test something out real quick.

>Jake from Statefarm
holy shit I lost it, is your dad some kind of meme lover?

>jake from state farm
I kek'd. This is prolly OP tho and not his dad

i honestly don't know how to play stardew valley

i can check out deadbeat farm really quick

this

>OP

>recommends a game that you haven't played

>son I want you to meet your new mother

I wouldn't say that. My father last time I had checked play Warframe, Ark and GTA5. Age isn't much of a factor anymore to liking games.

Oh is this a game? What is basically all of Sup Forums? Did I win?

oh damn it flew waaaay over my head this whole time

>Loser on Deadbeat Farm

It definitely is, i can tell from my experience

>tfw tired gamer

OP DESTROYED

Penny > Leah > Haley > Emily > Shane > Maru = Abigail

prove me wrong faggots

>over the course of about a whole month of his PC running 24/7 without shutting off once

>todd is the one with most shekels
P O T E R Y

it's just a farming sim?

how the fuck can you accumulate over 700 hours in a farming sim?

Stardew and Harvest Moon is dadcore for sure.

I remember being a kid and my dad would play Harvest Moon SNES religiously, but he'd always go the bachelor route and he'd rage when he'd get scolded by the family at end game.

I also clearly remember him yelling "FUCKING TURNIPS?!" from the other room one time.

The only other game he ever played was Sarge's Heroes.

>middle aged fathers
>turning computers off
heh

Everybody has seen the fucking State Farm commercials faggot

you need to have 500 hours simulated in any farming/agriculture sim if you want to be a farmer

imagine a better animal crossing or harvest moon

I haven't turned my PC off or put it to sleep in over a year.
Why would you?

Artificial play time. Just make everything take way too fucking long, and make it so you have to grind for something, to grind for something, to finally grind for the thing you want.

>inb4 Tyrone

your dad has godly taste

>middle aged fathers' computers
>with Windows running for >30 days straight

I totally agree to your opinion and think that it is the only valid opinion there will ever be on Sup Forums

I have a friend that does this. He barely plays games any more but will open up a game on Steam and leave it open for weeks, racking up 1000 hours or more in a game he hasn't even played. I don't think he even uses his desktop much so he just forgets he left it on.

I'm happy for him and having a family now and all, but I think I'd commit uematsu before giving into a normie lifestyle.

I'm gonna go look at the other farms, should i look at Todd?

Post your stardew games and I'll believe you

>turning your pc off
>ever

pleb detected.

it's seppuku, noob.

they're all shit
>generic dumbass blonde bimbo who has mentally stagnated since her high school years
>sob story white-knight bait trailer trash
>NEET SJW "gamer girl" that can't beat the first level of a videogame for 2+ years (depending on how long you play) that expects you to carry her through life
>MUH EX-BOYFRIEND used goods vegan
>black mary sue
>spirituality-obsessed hippy

he's referring to the stabbing the spree that took place in Japan awhile back

>seppuku

pls commit pic related

The game can be quite addictive, I sunk 100 hours that felt like 20. I'm done with it now but I guess OP's dad has a higher tolerance for repetition

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>stabbing the spree
The Spree is in Germany
also why would someone stab a defenseless river?

>Penny
>loose slut who got "help" to climb on a tree

shit taste, enjoy getting cucked by the entire town taking a ride on your so called "wife"

Pretty on point. Everyone after Leah is pure shit though, so I wouldn't even bother. Penny is best girl.

No, it was in Japan

is there a tomboy grill
I want to wife her

>supporting fucklechuck

i fucked up the typing

Check out the guy who doesn't know shit about computers

Post pics of farms

harvest moon btfo
i did that once. 100 hours of xcom eu.

which one is this?

Are there any non-human characters in this game? I have a friend who was curious about that.

enlighten me

this is todd's farm

why does is look like a drug operation? what is that satanic shit in the back?

oh boy i really hope this turns into a role playing creepy pasta.
op better deliver

the best one

no
i listed all 6 bachelorettes
i guess you could be gay and mod one of the bachelors to be girls

>what is that satanic shit in the back?
that's the protagonist's grandfather's grave

it's in every farm

>no tomboy
shit game

Yes, there are some supernatural elements and characters in the game. a dwarf, a shadow creature, a ghost and a wizard

there's a dwarf and a sewer monster

why does it have to look satanic? was granddad lucifer?

sounds like my pc

I know, I was just shitposting

tell your father you love him and that he has great taste

that's what you think

yes you're playing the antichrist
it's a really messed up game

>you grow food and throw it in a bottomless pit to hell, where it feeds Satans demonic hordes
thats canon

>demonic familiars give you gifts in exchange for sacrifices as part of a deal you made during a ritual of witchcraft conducted by a sorcerer

find out how RAM works

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

What the fuck are you saying

>muh unused ram is wasted ram

I can't remember if that disclaimer went up after the DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL incident or after the virginia tech shooting

no thanks.

Post your house, lads.

>Elliot looks like Fabio.
>Immediately think he must be the town cunt.
>Turns out that title belongs to Shane and Fabio is actually a pretty cool guy.

>Leah looks almost exactly the same as Robin.
>Not related at all.
>Robin's daughter is some Dora the Explorer lookin' half-cast instead.

>Krobus, an NPC in the middle of bumfuck nowhere that you basically never talk to, is giftable.
>The fedora-tipper at the Museum that you have to repeatedly visit isn't.