Mom walks in

>mom walks in

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Wow that's flat.

Literal pancake

>dad walks in

*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFTAPF*

What if your mom was Joosten?

>you still live with your parents

...

I'd look like a horse and try to kill myself.

*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

>fbi walks in

now fuck your mom (american porn logic)

>noice

...

what if you're dad is hulk hogen??

no.

>dad walks in

>are ya winnin son?

captcha: FLINTLOCK ROAD

Life like.

>living with your parents
This website requires you to be 18 years or older. Cease and desist using this website immediately.

>you are streaming yourself getting naked as a videogame character
>the whole world gets to watch as you feel embarrassed

What game is this?

>grandma walks in

Factorio 2

>Dad walks in
>Sees me playing
>Remember that at my age he had married my mom
No dad
I'm not winning

Don't be so mean.

Your dad must be relieved to know you aren't a faggot.

I'm not that young.

And she walked in on me watching one of the DoA Xtreme girls stretching on the original Xbox.

It was hilarious.

Ugh guys she is a 2000 year old dragon.

>implying she's not an exhibitionist and the thought of all the people watching digital her undress caused her to slide out of her seat

I'd ride her

Yeah but instead he's got a loser jacking it to anime

Did you post that for a reason? Because i kind of like those.

I'm going to be straight with you here. I have no clue why I have a picture of a bottle of tea in my folder. But I saw it and figured why not use it.

I enjoy the unsweetened ones myself.

her outfit is so gross

looks like those gross metal chicks in shitty pubs who look like they stink

mom walks in

Thanks for being straight with me my dude.

>time flies when you are a faggot
>slams the door

My man
Unsweetened is good

A FUCKING LEAF

um.. this is not what it looks like

You forgot your >

>mom walks in

he'd probably join me honestly

I typically prefer to take nothing in my teas, but I find the Pure Leaf unsweetended teas to be pretty nasty.

>mom walks in

youtu.be/N0Fwv8M27ls

That ass ain't right

that's a big snickers

>body shaming a viyda character.

Really? Real woman just not good enough anymore? Had to move to polygons.


In this economy, yeah. And no man should feel bad about it...as long as you've got a plan to leave and following through with it.

Literal man ass. Actually I take that back solid snake and raider had nicer asses than this pancake.

For chew

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>dad walks in

My mom knows I like actual/fatter asses. She'd ask if that was a man until she saw her tits.

...

My mother actually walked in during that awkward starting sequence of Witcher 3 where Geralt is in a tub and the screen goes between his legs.

This is the ugliest ass I have ever seen. They made her boobs nice but somehow they couldnt have made her ass look like a normal ass should?

The fucking males in mgs have better asses.

Kingdom Hearts franchise is literally Dad walks in: The Videogame.

I love it tho

but she is not 12

grandad comes in to watch me play army games

Are ya winnin' so-

youtube.com/watch?v=dk3CbA-h5s0

nig nog detected

Ireland go home

don't gotta speak moon to understand that

>little sister comes in

game?

If your mom was anything like Venom or anyone who knew Quiet for that matter, she wouldn't care.

she would laugh
because shes flat as fuck

I don't know, I usually drink with atleast 2 cubes of sugar. I don't like bitter tea. But that's fine user that you like the unsweetened user.

Yakuza 6

>dad walks in

I have no idea where I would even begin explaining this
also, wth is he doing in my apartment

i don't even watch javs, why does she looks so familiar

>Liking oppai loli
Delet your life

oh my

>mfw when my dad was recovering from cancer I went over and marathoned MGS1-3 and NGE+EOE to spend time with him

>Huey walks in

>mom walks in just with apron and heels on
>grabs my hair and shoves my face into her ass and tells me to eat it out

>dad walks in
>son you have Shit taste in anime

>Embarrassed when naked girls are present.
Hi virgin!

>having a mom who doesnt like lolis

SH-SHE HAS TO BREATHE MOM!

>Dad teleports in

dont bother, she quit porn.

I watch Keijo with my mum, I don't she'd care that much except for calling it porn like she usually does when I play lewd things on the telly

>Huey wheels in

My mom walked in during this scene. It makes me cringe 10+ years later.

hold up, hold up. Are you saying we have virgins visiting here?

>Parents/Relatives can open doors

More like dad came... amarite

That's we my dad at elast :-)

>work for dad
>barely cutting it as a supervisor
>every now and then realize that when he was my age he was married, had two children, and led search and rescue and recovery operations
>realize both my grandfathers both lied about their age to go fight in ww2, one of which saw combat, when they were nine years younger than me
>sudden feelings of inadequacy intensify

what game does this

>Parent uses disappointment
>it's effective
>you are now ashamed

>"and here's user's room.."
>*opens door*

>playing lewd game in room
>getting stiff, natch, let that baby loose to salute me
>mom walks in
>locks the door
>sexually abuses me creating a schism in our crucial relationship and fucking me up for life over trusting women

It's a different age, my dad became a millionaire without going to college. These days a McJob requires a years experience in the food service industry.
My dad also heavily pressured me into college because he never went.

>casuals walk in

>kicks you out and takes over

'Things that never happened' - by user

>Soulsfags

Every thread.

"YA WINNING, CITIZEN?"

Square Enix is dad walks in: the studio.