What is the best health item and why is it soup?

What is the best health item and why is it soup?

Soup doesn't even taste good.

>2 uses
>full recharge
>double damage with no time limit
>free
It is rather OP

You take that back right the FUCK NOW! Soup is the BEST food genre, hands down, no contest!

theres stuff out there other than cambells

go to a nice restaurant...oh wait, you dont have money

...

Shut up queer.

Fuck outta here

This is some awfully suspicious soup.

Soup tastes nasty when it gets cold.

Unless you have a way of heating it up, then soup is a pretty shit health item.

There is nothing suspicious about it. It's just soup made by a granny.

What the hell kind of soup have you been eating?

You know what kind of suspcious I mean. The kind of suspicious that summons HIM

that's clearly a lemon in a bottle

Sup Forums was a fucking mistake

Yes but you were only allowed to carry one full bottle.
Speedrunners love to abuse a frame-perfect trick that uses the bottle without consuming it though.

Because Gramma made it!

Fuck you user, I can't unsee that now

Oh god damnit

Imagine visiting your gran gran for some of that delicious soup and her revealing you've been slurping pus from her anal fistula all along.

Order a wanton soup from your local chinito take out. Just do it.

>he's never had chicken gnocchi
What a sad life.

maybe it's lemon soup?

What soup have you been eating user?
even instant noodles can taste good

This is not how I was expecting my thread to go, but I'm ok with this.

I"m partial to Deadly Premonition's needlessly extensive selection of foods that you can purchase.

water isn't soup, dumbass

That sure looks delicious.

Cheerios in milk don't count, idiot.

Let me buy it off you, potion seller

but cereal is a soup

>Trying to pass off jarate as a healing item

no
cereal is cereal

what about popcorn in milk?

what the fuck

wind waker came out before tf2 you fag

>Potion seller

Wait
wait
but why

I'm making the call.

cereal is a type of soup, like tomato bisque or minestrone

caramel popcorn in milk is god tier

God dammit sis get off of Sup Forums

no

Isn't that just what this was based off of?

My soup is too hot for you traveler.

Needs more chowda.

good post

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS A THING PEOPLE USED TO DO

no i don't believe so

Unsalted unbuttered popcorn is about as simple as any other toasted grain.

I well erg, dude wat?

>based off of
I don't know if it counts if what it is, is the same as the base. The only difference is the candy coating but some popcorn is also candy coated. It don't matter either way but I'm not sure.

Wait a minute, that coin

What country are you all from?

Toronto, Ontario, Canada