What does Sup Forums want for Christmas?

what does Sup Forums want for Christmas?

A game probably. I usually buy them all myself. Everything that releases, but my mom told me to not buy any games because otherwise, she has very little to choose from.

A job

I want the person I lost back.

Sweet painless release from this mortal coil

World Peace

A bottle of whiskey to make me forget.

A reason to live.

What kind of lost, user?
Is it the lost where theyre still around or the one where they arent

Confidence

The former.

a nintendo nfc reader for my animal crossing game.
also a pony.

All I want for Christmas is her

this

A Breath of the wild machine

OP here
I was hoping it would be a happy anticipation thread possibly with some ridiculous bullshit.
but its nothing but sad broken dreams.

feels batman

kfc

To spend some time with my Dad.

Haven't seen him for more than a week max in the past decade; usually it's only for one or two days every 6-10 months.

Id love to have another day with my dog; its the first christmas without him since I was 9

I'm starting to believe that some people are not meant to live and I believe that I'm one of those people

this

or a gf

came here to post this

Magic cards.

I get it I truly do I could have faked a normal life if she was still there

to really change and become a good human being

Lost? It's not like people are a set of car keys. And it's not like most of them are in-fucking-conspicuous, are they?

I just want a fresh start. Just load a save game to October 17th, 2014, just let me remember everything so I could avoid my mistakes.

Happiness

Any emotion.
I'm suffering depression, and not in that give-me-attention tumblr way, in the I haven't felt like I used to feel at all. I figure I could try and get on some anti depression meds but I don't want to get dependent on them.

going to the past.

90% of Sup Forums is depressed.

God I wish I could wake up in my old college apartment. Fuck.

>tfw get no joy or sadness from life
>try to get on meds
>doctor says I am probably not depressed just autistic

I know that feel. I was prescribed a couole of different meds and all they did was make me a vegetable. I was sleepy a lot and waking uo felt like like after a 2 day bender. What helped the most was myself, I got up started shooting a basketball at the local park for some activity and I got wqy better. I did relapse because of some events and ruined it all by drinking alcohol again but I know that I just have to get up again.

There are people and things like love that can help the most but if that isn't an option then no onme will help more than yourself.

I want to not be alone anymore.

I'm not happy with where I am in life but that mainly stems from the fact that literally every one of my friends is either married or on their way to being married by now and I'm not.

I never would have gotten better without other people..
they made me question my self loathing and hate.. they made me treat myself like I treat everyone else.
the people I've made friends with online helped me grow a hell of a lot stronger.
you don't always get better by yourself.
sometimes you do need help.

>every one of my friends is either married or on their way to being married by now and I'm not.

Marriage-less anons reporting in.

Jesus, why can't I find happiness :/

Planning to get my own place soon, so most of what I've asked for equates to housewarming gifts.

Well done, user.

A little change of tone to this thread - I hope to make my mum happy next year by buying her a house.

>know a guy that has a cushy desk job
>he didn't even have a degree or anything, he lied about his experience then looked up how to do the job after getting it
>has a qt redhead fiance who also has a well-paying job at a bank, 2 cute doggos, and they both live in a house
>they're both my age

what the fuck am I doing with my life

its... its not a race?

bullshit

Don't worry, user - it's a matter of perspective.
For example:
>Be me
>cushy desk job
>came in as a grad with a large cohort
>others have gone well ahead of me
>it's fucking luck of the draw really, really bad

Granted I don't have a QT girl either, but a lot of it is just up to chance... and a little bit of favouritism.

Just do what you can and improve little by little over time.

If it makes you feel better I'm starting ever so slightly to lose hair at the fringe. Still thick as a mop all over though.

the faster you go the sooner its all over though.. then your dead..
and whats the big fucking deal?
im 30, i don't give that much of a shit. fucking little babies drooling all over my shit..

^^^this also^^^
a lot of the shit that happens in life is luck..
sometimes you can work your way ahead.. but you will still be behind others.
sometimes no matter how much you work to be the best.. it just doesn't work out..
it can be crushing but a lot of life is chance.

a time machine

Try it yourself. Literally what could go wrong if you just lie about your experience? They find out and you don't get the job that you weren't going to get anyway?

Doesn't matter as long as my girlfriend makes me a cute homemade card like she always does.
She's going to love my present to her though. I'm getting her an EB Games gift card and 50 cups of Sui Min instant noodles.

A good fucking pc So I can stop staring at discord all day doing nothing.

I don't fucking know. I don't want much and I usually buy the shit that I do want, irrespective of the time of year. I asked my dad to get my old saxophone refurbished since it's been years since I've played it.

>it can be crushing but a lot of life is chance.

Exactly!

And the only way to get ahead is to take that chance; you won't get anywhere otherwise.

Don't give up guys. Failure is really demoralising, but it's good to just brood for a while, get it all out and get back to work.

Persistence is key guys!

how do I find love then as a skinnyfat guy with a gut and drumstick legs working a job in a small factory

Nothing. A strong man doesn't need Christmas gifts. He makes his own.

Same philosophy; be persistent.

Don't want to be skinny fat? Take action to change this. Talk to people who know about diets and exercise.

Don't want a job in a small factory? At the moment, you have income. But what would you like to do to improve your situation?