What are some games where I can shitpost?

What are some games where I can shitpost?
Also, Steins;Gate thread

Steins Ga-
Oh wait

But he's a boy

>Ww
>Www
What did he mean by this?

nipon lol

>he

Nullpo

Is S;G 0 good?
How long is it?

Warudo warudo
Warudo warudo warudo

When are we gonna get a Code Geass game?

Also Kallen will win LuLuBowl

Good, but not as good as the original. It's much longer than the first game, every ending path is fleshed out much more.

Fucking crazy Nips.
I'm going to play this game now.

Gah!
Kurisu's ending and everything else written by its writer is pretty mediocre, though.

While there is no bad one Mayuri is best girl.

I'm not a Mayuri fag but I respect your opinion

Only did bad end and Maho end so far, almost done with Kagari end seems like that one retcons the shitty movie

The Maho end was great IMO, Kagari's ending didn't have much going for it, but what was there was nice. Bad ending was pretty short but that makes sense, I suppose.

Is 0 available on English on the PC? I can only find PS4/Vita.

Steam

Nip only, play with a translation patch/port.

Alright, thank you

Are the CGs just broken on vita or is it a general issue? Mostly seems to affect multi-image galleries and those with unusual aspect ratio like those in the very last row

>Finish the game, do true end last
>Maho is reading something out
>No subtitles
>Woman in bike leathers is named "Women's With Riding Suit"
>Some tips have the wrong title or text

Do they not playtest anything?

nope

dlc for Talos Principle. I don't remember exactly but I'm 99% sure you can

Oh I forgot about the fucking Kochel number thing too. All it would of taken was 1 fucking playthrough to fix

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>would of
Please stop using this.
Would of does not exist, you meant to write would have.

Also those fucking untranslated smileys

I thought this was only an issue with the PC translation port, didn't know the official translations had it too.

I'm sure at one point they actually capitalise the Chrondria

Fuck off m8 language changes

That too I had no idea what I was trying to send people

Luka is for ______

Being told to stop being such a fag

They might not have the same issues, but the official version isn't mistake free either as shown on these pictures

The chondria isn't the main issue there,he contradicts himself

>I refuse!
why is this so familiar

Because it's literally a Jojo reference

Ah, a Steins;Gate thread at this hour feels so great.

Jojo reference

Yes really

How does he? The first line with the "I didn't mean this September" comes after the stuff underneath it

He was saying that he'd be coming next September

Battlefield 3/4 with Battlelog.

The PC version has a different font, so I naturally assumed that the missing special character was the result of the guy who ported the Vita script to the Japanese PC version not changing the font to support those characters.

swinging the sword

>tfw no tsundere scientist gf

He literally says "this september" at first

Read the backlog again.

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Oh yeah, I guess I misread it

Guys do not have hips like that.

degeneracy

C-Can you stop now?

hanging

kill all queers

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>Waifu thread

>ruka
Secondary pls go

>most important Friend of Mayushi gets the least outfits

Does she just constantly wear cosplay?

I don't really feel it much longer than the original. I'm at 24 hours and starting the true end now. So I'll pretty much be through in 30~ hours.

And that's what the first one roughly took as well.

Even without a flow chart S;G0 is rather easy to navigate, only couple choices turn out to be branching points and the game clearly let you know that you branched out that very second.

Don't read unless you've done mayuri/true end

why the fuck was yuki actually kagari? how did her mates not know she was in europe?

It's not just her. Even major characters have some their sprites recycled from the first game and they stick out like a sore thumb. Tight budget, I guess.

Other than true end or if you were going for plat SG was even easier to navigate.
SG took me 30 hours, I'm currently at ~20 hours with 3/6 ends in 0. Might turn out to be the same length in the end, but the endings themselves are definitely longer

>those galleries where they look like 12

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>Suzu looks so fucking done with this shit

This looks like a background scene from an A-1 anime, jesus christ.

Can you blame her and Okabe? At least Kagari gets to forget most of her suffering in most worldlines

>You will never win a meme for a girl that likes you

Well it all depends which endings you got so far.

I played SG on PC so no trophies. Still went for all endings. Both games are equally long. I mean Even if it's +/- 5 hours, that doesn't change much overall.

Yes they are very fucked up on the vita, I think it's because it was ported over to Vita from the PS4, so a lot of the resolutions are way off. Try zooming in on the photos user, that worked for me, despite being a pain in the ass.

The good CGI I took enough photos to crop (there's also a watermark if you screenshot any of the CGI).

But yeah, I really liked Steins;Gate 0, I'm curious to see how they'll adapt it. Definitely a worthy successor to the original, some people might say it's not as good but it comes pretty damn close, imo.

I would certainly swing my sword at him

This was confusing for me at first too, user.

when Okabe takes off Kagari's mask, he is just as confused, but in that timeline Kagari kept her memories of the future, which is why she comes to the rooftop to save Mayuri. When the professor wakes up and walks up to the rooftop, before he collapses he explains that he realized the "voice of god" was himself in the future, and that Kagari came to him in her confusion after being brainwashed. She mentions that "the real one [Yuki]" is overseas in THIS timeline, and because she kept her memories she supposedly knew what Yuki looked like, and she gets plastic surgery to look like her. The Professor says she did so of her own free will, whether it was to hide from Suzuha or to gather information from Okabe &co, it's not made clear.

Front Mission 3, inside the game's simulated late 90s internet.
btw, visual novels are not games and are also shit.

>tfw no slender tsundere scientist gf

But doesn't Mayuri know Yuki from at least 3 months previous? It just doesn't make much sense

>btw, visual novels are not games and are also shit.
So is your opinion

The conclusion I finally settled on was that she was still in hiding, and that the real Yuki was overseas and everyone knew this. Possibly because Kagari knew Suzuha would be looking for her, and she had likely heard rumors about the "red haired ghost of Akihabara" or whatever they called her. At least this way Suzuha would have no reason to approach her, since she was actively avoiding Yuki for most of the story. I think that's the only way the plastic surgery makes sense, since she's almost always in the full black motorcycle suit anyway.

Which kurisumas girl would you go on a date with?

There can be only one.

Cat, Panda or slut?

this one

Alpha Protocol, Phantasmagoria 2.

Cat.

Rumiho/Faris is seriously best girl. If you read the side stories they flesh out her character a lot more, she's genuinely a sweet and loving girl. She's also the most intelligent next to Kurisu as well as the most cunning one.

Never mind the fact that she's the only one who fell for Okabe back when he was just fooling around like a chuuni before the events of S;G.

Why is the protagonist so bad and cringy? Mad scientists should be more like Hojo.
Okabe is the gamergirl of mad scientists.

>the only one who fell for Okabe back when he was just fooling around like a chuuni before the events of S;G
Mayuri loved him even earlier than that and Luka also loved him while he was a chuuni, he just hid it from himself and others.

Kurisu also fell in love with him while he was chuuni but the others had a headstart from knowing him longer

Because that's the whole point? Okabe's a chuunibyou.

Because he is just pretending for Mayuri's sake. He knows himself how ridicolous his chuuni self is.

Why does he have a working time machine then?

>Translate something to english
>"wwwwww"
>localize something
>"senpai"

A chuunibyou can still be smart.

Mostly coincidence. He and Daru have some techical knowledge, but the phonewave only got made by chance.

Mayuri never wanted to be more than friends, she's too pure for this world.

Luka is a boy except on his/her world line, I was comparing girls.

The minute Kurisu showed up is when Okabe slowly started becoming less of a goofy chuuni, though you could definitely say she fell for him in the tsundere way well before he actually got serious.

Name a single mad scientist who raised a bigger middle finger to the rest of the Universe than Okabe did, I'll wait.

That sucks desu.
Might as well say that microwaving an egg was the key to time-travel and only a complete manchild like Okabe would come up with it.

>you can't trick the universe
>except if you stab yourself in the gut, then the universe kind of gives up
Nah

You could argue Okabe could think outside the box because he was such an autist. Real scientists wouldn't try all the goofy bullshit he does.

He is smart, surrounded by geniuses, has aid from the future and the best reading steiner out of any human we know. A normal person wouldn't have been able to come up with a real time machine after accidentally discovering the phone-wave

Real scientists would fail the second they send the first d-mail by forgetting they ever send it

That too. The only truly bullshit thing Okabe has is the Reading Steiner.

>best reading steiner
Why does he have that again? I know everyone has it, but why was his the besto readingu stainah in the world? I remember him almost dying as a kid(fever or some shit). Does it have anything to do with it? Or did future Okabe did something creating a bootstrap memedox? I still haven't played Zero because I'm busy playing tokyo twilight ghost something, it fuking sucks.

It's supposedly because he has such an abstract thinking mind and has been exposed to time travel phenomena before.

It's because Reading Steiner is actually a disease similar to encephalitis that fucks with the brain. Okabe presumably caught it when he was younger..

Wasn'T that just an assumption by the doctors who didn't understand the effects of it?