Rejected ideas from the last Nintendo meeting

Rejected ideas from the last Nintendo meeting.

"Actually advertise your product"

"Give a shit about your consumers"

"Scallops"

"Lets make a good console"

"Make good games"

"Make your customers pay for online"

F-Zero and Metroid

"Do a good localization"

Why don't we make an hd melee and sell good controllers?

"We should appeal to the pedo market."

Let's be like Sega and spend too much on console r&d

Maybe we should make a good console and not just rely on shitty gimmicks to sell it

"Let's actually make a good Metroid game."

"Mario party but with characters, minigames and boards from Nintendo franchises"

"So, this is how we'll reanimate Iwata's corpse-"

Opposite day in the Sony office.

Get this: What if we design our consoles for the worldwide market, rather than just Japan?

"no more cutscenes"

Let's release first party games!

"lets going to get some support for the vita, our handheld its the future of handhelds"

Man, our movies are amazing!

Tomb Raider clone with Krystal as the protagonist.

let's focus on pc market

"we have to do it for the gamers"

If Bioware acquires your favorite IP.

And now Simon Belmont and Death make out.

Skyrim without the need to mod it.

DUDE
WHAT IF
WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER WAS GAY?

"Let's make a powerful console rather then shitty ass gimmicks controller."

Let's work on the Vita

I truthfully believe American Whose Line, with Drew Carey was the absolute funniest show on television ever

>not Monty Phyton
realistically though it's a tie

"witchers are black transexuals"

I can agree to that. How have the last seasons of New Line with girl wood been?

What if we made another paper Mario similar to 64/TTYD?

"Max Payne 2 remake: from russia with love"

Samus has had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Samus makes some modifications on space pirates´s(males) assholes.

"The thumbsticks are edible and replaceable."

Things you can say about E3 but not to your girlfriend

Hello

"Make a new IP"

"Hey, they didn't lie!"

why the fuck would i go if i can get the same experience watching videos on the internet?

I said that to one. We watched porn together in the end

Was weird how well that bullet was dodged.

"Good games"

Either

"Lets just take old games like Star Fox or Metroid, do modern graphics and not shovel in gimmick controls"

Or

"Animal Crossing HD but with no boardgame bullshit"

"Lets just make the gameplay good first and then layer on graphics and setpieces"

"Bluetooth Wristband to detect motion to accompany the controller"

Comes once a year

"It doesn't need amiibos"
"Every other major company got those Shantae codes? That doesn't sound right, please understand"

You actually exist.

"I fell asleep half way through"

Last year's was better.

"PS4 sales are terrible!"