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I don't get it

haha

What did he mean by this?

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SEXY

This is a reference that probably only murifats get

the bags are filled with Battleborn copies

I am a murifat i don't get it

Well shit, we're all diddled then.

>receipt checkers
What?

You're doing this wrong, I actually chuckled

I'd still a Maki desu

>receipt checkers

America is such a weird """country"""

In Costco they check your receipt before you leave.

>receipt checker
lardsharts never cease to amaze

Jesus fuck the height is all wrong. Since when is Kotori a giantess

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>tumblr """idols"""

am i supposed to know who these characters are?

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Why do they all look like trannies? What the fuck?

I don't even watch the show but I'm fucking disgusted.

Thats a good life experience for both parties though.

I can't even read through it.
It's too evil.

We Rage now?

>receipt checkers
In what country does this happen? What the fuck?

more like orcs or trolls or something

Of course they check your receipts in the self-check out lanes. What are you, retarded?

Yes, everything drawn on the internet has been for you specifically, so you're supposed to know. Sorry we failed you, god-king, by presenting images of characters unfamiliar to your eyes

I will give myself forty lashes for this transgression

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Get the fuck out of Sup Forums
LL is pretty shit, but at least it gave shitton of yuri doujins

>go find her 6 years later
>apologize to her big time
>also learn some cripplespeak to impress her
>get pussy

countries filled with niggers who will scan one soft drink and pay for it despite having three bags of snack foods and alcohol, obviously

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Some people dont live in nigger infested countries

>for both
like?

DON'T CLICK

>Fan art
>Not even butterfaces

Agony.jpg

Amazing. I hope his brother has found a nice bf to settle down with.

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I laughed pretty hard
Unfortunately my neck is fucking broken from being hunched over textbooks the last few days, so your post just ended up causing me a lot of pain

Why is fanart of anime characters depicting them as fucking ugly creatures so popular?

None of you ever bought post-halloween candy on sale for cheap and downed it in a week? Seems fairly obvious.

Jesus Christ you're a monster.

That doesn't happen in England. You just walk out with your shopping. Dumb amerifats.

YAMEROOOOO

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Can't they afford those barcode sensor things? Do they inspect every customer's groceries meticulously? If so what's even the point of a self checkout when this proccess just slows you back down.

I see a fucking nipple you degenerate.

They literally just glance at it to make sure you don't have more than it looks like you paid for.

They don't even bother checking if you're white

Why would you screencap that whole thing?
Why not just save the pic and repost it?
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU!?

>tfw you will never be this beta

I might be a failure at life, but Sup Forums always manages to show me that it could be worse.

these "barcode" sensor things are actually fucking expensive. you need to think about what you want to secure with them.

Nope. Can't say I have.

Most store bought candy taste like actual garbage in America. I can't imagine being enough of a landwhale to actual go out and buy it in bulk to just eat straight.

reminds me of something from highschool

>friends and l have a stupid inside joke about things you could fit in a manila envelope
>anthrax, kinds of food, body parts, whatever we thought would be funny
>really stupid shit
>kid with some growth disease in a wheelchair rolls past us
>about 14 but the size of a 3yo
>blurt out "l bet you could fit him in a manila envelope"
>kid hears
>sadness of a thousand orphans.jpg
>l laugh
>friends laugh
>we all lose a little more of our humanity

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this is actually a good one though

>setup in the basement is a big entertaniment center against the wall and the couch opposite
>just close enough that a gamecube controller will reach without touching the floor
>siblings sprint through the basement for no fucking reason all the time (it's cramped as fuck and moving quickly does nothing but ensure you'll smash into something between point A and B
>one time they catch the cord JUST RIGHT while doing this
>i let go of the controller because it's more durable and i'd rather have it bouncing off the floor than the console itself
>controller wraps around a leg
>angle of the cord causes it to remain plugged into the console
>also prevents console from popping free from it's area
>whole entertainment center comes crashing down
-Big CRT TV broken
-multiple cables going into various devices on the stand, some unplug, some break at the cable, some ruin where the cable plugs in (the SNES still needs it's power cord wiggled a bit to make connection)
-some cables for the TV go into the wall and upstairs, one of them pulls through the wall a ways, tearing a strip into it
>siblings banished outside for a week if they weren't sleeping or at school

tumblr, that's why

It doesn't work when the fact that there's a wall of text is the joke.

The sort of checkout systems in that comic generally only happens at bulk stores like CostCo or Sam's Club. I've never seen it at a regular grocery store.

SLUT

But Ronnie's clearly shopping at Walmart...

Doing god's work.

so everyone in tumblr can feel good about themselves, if they can't be pretty, nobody can

Dunno about anywhere else, but where I live we have self checkouts that work by weights or some shit. You scan everything and put it on a scale, and the computer weighs it all up and determines if you've put everything onto the scale or not

Basically every store where I live has them, no grocery store goes without them.

No idea what this is but the thumbnail is a comic

holy shit Sup Forums

Minus is a fucking gem.

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>go shopping
>there are a lot of people, lines at every register
>use the self-checkout because for some reason people don't like using it, so there's no line
>accidentally scan the same item twice
>you're not allowed to remove items from your list
>have to press the panic button and wait for an employee to come and help me
At least now I know why people don't like using the self-checkout.

The edit is better

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God damn, I saw the warning flags from a mile away. I bet he blames the woman for being a beta sucker.

Is that a FLCL reference?

Oh hey, a rage thread

gg

I feel like the "FUCK YOU" takes away from it a bit.

Stolen from a chinese cartoon.

Most of them around here are weight and time sensitive so it won't let you scan something else until you put the first thing on the scale.

Knowing the game I really have to disagree.

so is this all there is
ive seen this a lot but like
are you just supposed to ponder how people would react to a giant meteor or is this some kind of story that only one page ever gets posted of

>mfw just the thumbnail

Fucking eggheads should have came up with this
youtube.com/watch?v=KZHOtvgB_ok

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In large stores with multiple exits they have people to check that you have a receipt to stop niggers from stealing shit. Plus they usually hire a tard or a cripple to do it for the tax return.

>Things that never happened
How does it feel to be a retard?

I'm putting that on my dating profile as we speak (few tweaks). This is going to be glorious.

Minus is about an omnipotent little girl.

People are freaking out, but she doesn't notice it because to her everything is just a game. She probably summoned the meteor in the first place just so she could hit it with a bat.

She occasionally kills people in rather frightening ways, including reviving everyone who ever died (including animals) and making the earth so overpopulated everyone suffocates. There's no joke, it's just short stories about a godlike little girl who has no idea of the consequences of her actions.

>we live on a planet with these people

I got you bro

Something similiar to this happened to me except I had sex with the girl which made it all the more confusing to me.

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I lose every fucking time

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