Alright n'wahs, time for another morrowind thread. Prove you're not an outlander

Alright n'wahs, time for another morrowind thread. Prove you're not an outlander

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Who is the ultimate Daedric waifu?

Right now I'm thinking it's Mephala. I want her to wrap me up in her web and whisper that it'll all be okay (it's a lie though).

Sheogorath

playing this again since forever and as a mage for the first time and I like how a mage can do absolutely everything and turn into a god thanks to alchemy and enchanting
>mfw after drinking a few of my special get smart potions, that give a bazillion intelligence for an eternity

does that actually say "party hard" in morrowmoonspeak or is it just random morrowmoonspeak

Wealth beyond measure, Outlander.

If we're talking males, Clavicus Vile is the obvious choice. He reminds me of an insecure femboy who loves his dog. I just want to bully him and twist his dick, until he sheepishly asks my permission to make me his queen.

Boethiah desu

>If we're talking males
I'm not. Who said the Hero of Kvatch was male?

>not being able to read daedric

Why are the Sixth House bases so spooky Sup Forums, also what's up with their furniture being all over the place and weirdly arranged.

Dagoth Ur was an interior designer in life.

I knew I should have taken daedric instead of french

Which is the best house and why is it Telvanni?
>cool as fuck mushroom forts
>magical experiments and shit
>automaton guards
>peasants can't even bother you because you knocked out the fucking staircase

Canon

>telvanni
I enjoyed killing many of the councilors because they didn't want to back an Argonian as Hortator.

Do we know how fast silt striders actually move? How much time passes when you fast travel with them versus the distance traveled?

Here's a map from UESP with travel times on silt striders listed. Just need to know the length of the route to find the speed.

>unironically being a filthy lizard

Azura was all over that scaly dick

Azura
anyone fucks with you she gonna curse their entire race

Judging by their size, I'd assume a quick walking pace which is blisteringly fast for morrowind

she's like a mother. I'd suck on her teat, but she wouldn't be a good waifu. She's too shriveled.
Why? Isn't that a man?

Canon is that the CoC was a hot chick that Martin railed for days

proofs?

I always imagined them going at a slow, steady walking pace. Also, I just realized this but wouldn't cliff racer's fuck up silt striders, or at least the passengers? Do you need to have a crossbow or some shit loaded to get them to fuck off, or do they just not bother attacking big fleas?

>he doesn't want a motherly waifu
shit taste desu

and daedric princes are however as shriveled/unshriveled as they want to be

I've never seen her unshriveled.

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I'm about to play Morrowind for the first time. Is there anything I should be prepared for?

how come we dont have a barneyfag for images related to homestuck

The silt strider would probably be fine because their hide is so touch. I would imagine the passengers would be eaten though because if you so much as jump too high every cliffracer in the world swooces in and tries to fuck you up

Do you think controlling the strider hurts them? I always thought it was kind of horrific that they cut into their bodies to physically manipulate them

Don't be the retard that uses weapons you aren't skilled in.
The puzzle box is surprisingly well hidden.
You move slower than molasses to start, so speed boosts are good if you're impatient/won't boost speed ever.

Keep the green bar (fatigue) full if you can. If your character is tired you'll miss a lot in combat and fuck up casting spells.
I thought it said in the manual that it doesn't hurt them but I don't have it on me so I don't really know.

you haven't looked hard enough

Daggerfall Azura

because no one is autistic as barneyfag

So, will the next TES be about the end of Nirn? All the towers holding it but Ada-Mantia were destroyed or toppled in a way or another.

It says "Party ALMSIVI"

No, it'd be like zapping your bicep with some electricity and seeing it contract.
It probably feels strange to the silt striders, but it shouldn't hurt them.

Thanks buddy. I was too lazy to translate it.

>Being the autistic fuck that can.

If Nirn ends from all the towers being un-towered does it start a new Kalpa or just end everything forever

It's a 1-1 cipher from the Latin characters, retard.

Well good. I don't know why but that always bugged me.

>or at least the passengers?

I think I read somewhere that silt striders have a hollowed out carapace that passengers sit in, did I imagine that?

You recognized it

Because everyone reads dead languages.

this is correct. You're not riding on top of the silt strider, you're inside it.

Huh. For some reason I always assumed it was just the exposed upper portion. Speaking of, does anyone have that drawing of a dunmer chilling out inside a silt strider with a tv and everything?

Yeah but you're still exposed. It's not like there's a roof

HOUSE BREAD'N'JAM REPORTING

ONLY SENSIBLE HOUSE THAT STOOD UP FOR DUNMER WITHOUT BEING CORRUPT OR INSANE

If I remember it was mentionned that Nirn would slide into Oblivion, so maybe it will reshape into something else.

But no, it doesn't end forever, if Mundus was destroyed, the Mer would be Immortal again ,the Men would be destroyed and everything else would probably just turn back into what they were before Mundus.

this fetcher knows whats up

>not being corrupt or insane
You're a disgrace to the dunmer!

>You are actually tiggling its multiple penises
>At the end of a travel you are actually covered in Silt Strider's cum

it's the existence of the proud and noble redoran that allows the others to jack off to argonian slave tiddies

I know where thoses Lemons are from

>Redoran stands for enabling degeneracy with worst slave race

Redoran stands for btfoing the lizard fags

If Nirn "slides into" Oblivion which becomes the dominant aspect? Does all of the world become like Oblivion, do the princes become absolute? Does everything become like Nirn? Is it some half-way point?

ded thred

dead, just like the Tribunal.

Go back lizard man

>implying I'm not just a Nerevarine Cultist

Can someone describe Vivek's personality to me based only on his in game dialogue?
Thanks.

muatra

Sorry, not within in game dialogue.

Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong

he fucked with the heart

everybody should know not to fuck with the heart