Sup Forums plays XCOM

We're still at it!

Continued from (because nobody bumped)

Fucking hell, Mewt. You're supposed to protect the citizens.

WE FAILED YOU COMMANDER, PLEASE FORGIVE US

Yeezus has this covered, tho.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

haha! wat a faggot.

please don't be behind this cyberdisk

Cool; he wasn't.

Come out, come out wherever you are!

please don't be behind this cyberdisk

FUCK

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Welp looks like we're never gonna survive Cydonia

Was alein command an hero?

At least it was a nice explosion, right?

Technically, yes.
I really wasn't expecting the mission to be so short. And the fucker was unarmed, so I could've even prodded it if I wanted. But no. The fucker had to stick righe near the exploding shit.
I don't even know how promotions work.

Well, let's see what we downed earlier.

Note, Just because they panicked, doesn't mean they are unarmed. They may have just decied to go "Fuck nah. Just going to waste all my TU's standing here"

I fucking love when I start with 2 barns on the sides.

LOL. Perfect!

Well, fuck you too, barn.

[Muffled aeiou in the distance]

Let's infiltrate the womb of the beast.

The name didn't fooled them. RIP

At least we have this motherfucker right here, to avenge his nakamas.

Commander, why haven't you leveled all the barns with Hi-Ex yet?

I wonder who's behind this barn...

We may never know

Because they're too close to my face now.
Character unlocked!

Infiltrating the beast is actually fun.

Burn it all Commander.

Burn it all.

ayy

The last alium actually fell unconscious.

Wasn't a bad mission. But of course, they're being commanded by The Donald.

Bumpu

Oh, yeah. I forgot The Donald takes no prisoners.

LOL. Alien passed out from fright.

PROMOTIONS

No. There was no containment facility so he had to be put into a death camp. Oops. :)

More lore.

>Clips

Man; if only this mags could be disasembled into elerium.

We need three names to replace our fallen comrades.

Also, we radar now.

You're about where I was in my abandoned game although you're much better at clearing out the aliens. I had 0 elerium and wasn't able to accumulate more quickly enough.

I had to leave the planet to get overrun by aliens.

M.Commander

Ivan Ivanovitch

Oh, yeah. Skyrangers can't attack.

Anakin

Mike Litoris

...

Gonna tail it for a while, hoping it lands quickly.

Well, it actually landed.

What a wonderful day.

While he has the same mustache, I can't stop thinking something about him seems off today...

When are we gonna play some John Madden Football with the aliens?

He will avenge Kelik's death.

Right after he gets high as fuck.

Elerium isn't really that necessary on the early or early-mid game. It's only to make power suits and the Avenger for the last mission. I'm actually playing like shit. I have no psi labs yet, and it's the 5th month.
>camo index: 85%

Got it.
Just unconscious, tho.

Bump

Footballs are precious resources, user.
Seriously, if it wasn't for the enemy indicator, I would miss them half of the time.

Wasn't expecting a tapir to be so good with a weapon.

Just look at this shit. It's ridiculous. If this isn't 95% camo index, I don't know what it is.

Score: 6,000,001

Make it 6,000,002

[Bumping continues]

Oh, shit. A guy spawned over the other guy.

We're on a roll this turn.

Damn; Daniel tanked 2 hits like nothing.
This is silly.

top laugh

[Bumping intensifies]

They're just coming out to die.

Wha?! I thought Top Keku died on a previous mission?

Lurking.

I'd like to thank you for keeping the thread bumped friendly lamp man

Nah, he just became rapebait for psiattacks. But he cool now.
Based Yeezus. Scouting and grounding.

Ah. So he lives although now suffers from a distended colon.

Yeah, sorry for not thanking you before, Lampman. You're my greatest ally.
IT BEGINS

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PANIC

There's actually 2 entrances. Gotta be careful about this.

At least he's unarmed.

This silly boy enjoys putting unconscious his targets, instead of killing them. Weird guy.

He's not a necrophile, that's why.

This is why I hate multiple entrances. All of these fags will rush into one door and then the other one.

great lol

[Bumping continues unabated]

This is what happens when you don't end the job.

I love you, man.
This is why we need another reich.

That Daniel always was far too silly

N is for No survivors.

I wonder why that ayy has an onahole in hand.

...

He actually went berserk.

And now he's pleasuring himself while looking at an incubation chamber.

He's so fucked up.

He's going to destroy all the elerium. :)

Sounds like he'd fit in with most of Sup Forums to be honest

I didn't had the heart to kill him, so I'm just gonna keep him company in the meantime.

hes all messed up ya know?

They're on a state of panic so high they forgot how to open the doors.

Time for the booty infiltrate

...

Oh, shit. There's some elerium on one side and an ayy on the other. Wanna take a bet on how bad will this bitch's gonna miss?