What is the best non-violent video game of all time?
What is the best non-violent video game of all time?
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animal crossing
Gone Homo
Do you think my wife's 8 year old son would enjoy it?
Depends if he can read.
Tetris
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Why are games so boring nowadays?
Professor Layton
Children only like violent games nowadays
Who is this weiner deceiver?
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I don't know what to fap to tonight
Pong
Jet Set Radio Future
Ya that's why farmville was such a huge success
>non-violent
Postal 2
who bitch this is?
While certainly less violent than the original, JSRF still has too much violent to be considered 'nonviolent'.
>murdering countless rows of innocent tetronimos
>non-violent
Harvest moon.
Only a 1/4th of the people who played farmville were under 21 user
Most of the people who played were between 30 and 49
Katamari
Flower
Katamari Damacy
Journey
Flower
Your numbers are very wrong, its more like 45% that are under 25, the median age of farmville is like 22, but even still with your wrong numbers that's still 20 million kids.
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ctrl+f undertale
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STEP IT UP!
Undertake
Yeah, just tell him to keep the volume up, so he doesn't hear his mom moaning when I pound her butt with my bbc.
t. bull
Hitman blood money
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>Undertale
>Enemies try to kill you even if you don't fight back
>Non-violent
This is how retarded undertale fags are, just fuck off, retard.
Do the old splinter cell games count? Since the best way through those was without killing people
>Non-violent
>Hurrr durrr does this non-lethal game count hrurrrr??
user jesus fuck man.
40 year old moms play Farmville, not kids.
I can only think of racing games so I'll say NFS Underground
do you know how to read a fucking graph?
>13-17: 15.32%
>18-25: 29.36%
15.32+29.36 = 44.68%
24.94+16.36+9.11+3.37 = 55.32%
55.32% =/= 75%
Fucking kek
Do you understand numbers user?
I said under 21, not 25
More people in 18-25 are over 21 than under 21 user
The Sims 3 / SimCity 4, nigga.
TETRIS
Postal 2
Unless you're an idiot who thinks exploding boxes are too violent.
Define violent
A game a kid could play if their parents found Kingdom Hearts too violent.
Tetris.
Oh. Shit. Kid got some crazy-ass parents. Katamari, I guess. That's all I got though.
Jesus christ that's nuclear levels of non-violence you're asking for,
I guess Animal Crossing is the best choice. Offers plenty of replay value, will last a while and it should be impossible for the parents to find any problem with it.
Tetris. Bookworm is a runner-up.