Opens door

>Opens door
>"What are ya playing son?"

Mass Erect 3

>dad walks in

>n-nothin
>turns off playstation

>game lets you rip off mens clothing

GAY VIDEO GAME SEX

>doesn't walk in
>Sits outside and listens

that was one irl laugh, send me the check op

my dad already knows im gay

Sent check your PMs ;)

Dad? Get out of my apartment and find a job already, mom's a wreck.

cancer bioware at its finest

>Father O'Neil prays in

I'm very sorry for you.

...

I'm watching porn dad. Either get in the action or leave. I don't have time to talk.

S-sauce.

How many people on Sup Forums actually live with their parents you think?

My dad taught me how to avoid ripping the skin off our peebees by using our mouths.

>are you winning son?

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how do i get pms? is that a chrome addon? please send link so i can instantly send you 30000 arabian shekels