So why does giving a girl a benis make her hotter? I'm heterosexual, btw

So why does giving a girl a benis make her hotter? I'm heterosexual, btw.

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she can peg you

Because you can suck it and not be gay

Straight men love cock as much as gay men. They are obsessed with it and love talking about it, drawing it, etc.

In middle school I had a classmate who filled his books with doodles of cumming dicks. In old internet forums people loved the 8==D emote.
Then there is the "feminine dick" mantra some people repeat to themselves to feel better.

You can label your sexuality but there will always be exceptions to the rules of weird forms of bisexuality.

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Oh my god, look at those muscular, thick thighs. She's made to breed, not to be bred.

It just does user.
Btw I would ironically fuck your ass, I'm hetero btw.

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>heterosexual
sure

psychologically speaking, your sexuality isn't defined by which sex organ you're attracted to. it's mostly the secondary characteristics, really.

having said that, most traps aren't /that/ feminine. there's some truth to the thicc meme.

because dick is more visually pleasing than vagina
girl body + dick is best of both worlds

Most of the men who like dicks and claim to be straight are just internet browsers who've been looking at porn too long and cannot get a girlfriend. They start to jack off to trap porn because, as their porn needs require more and more attachment to the viewer and quality, they realize that men are most relatable to themselves. Most people that jack off to traps aren't actually gay, they've just intoxicated their brain with a shitty habit. I would bet money that most people that claim to like traps here would be reluctant to fuck one in real life.

I like futa but traps are disgusting

I can see that

>having said that, most traps aren't /that/ feminine. there's some truth to the thicc meme.

>look for cute trap porn
>you either find chink ladyboys or trans with a manface
Fuck

get enough booze in me in Bangkok and anything can happen senpai

>I'm heterosexual, btw

men should try sucking a cock at least once in their lives.

I'm gay but I have a hard time calling trap lovers gay. Sexuality is complicated.
I think the easy way would be calling trap lovers bisexual, but aside from the dick traps usually have nothing a gay person generally would find attractive, since gay people like masculinity and traps are not masculine. There is certainly more to sexual orientation than just genitals, and there is even more than just the body: voice, smell, attitude, you name jt.
If a trap lover loves a trap who talks like a girl, looks like a girl, smells like a girl and acts like a girl I have a hard time believing they are in denial and want to fuck some sexy baras.

I don't know. I don't even like girls(male), I'm just trying to understand.

this sums it up pretty well: youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

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Thats the only media I know off that talks about the subject, wonder why its not linked more often when people meme "traps are/arent gay"

>I would bet money that most people that claim to like traps here would be reluctant to fuck one in real life.

I fucked a shemale escort before to get it out of my system. The only disappointment was that he/she/xe couldn't get hard. Apart from that, it was okay.

Does Futa on Female count as /u/?

Ain't there some study or report on this shit? I distinctly remember some video on shit like this.

There are obnoxious yurifags who don't count it as yuri.

that's the best kind of yuri

>I would bet money that most people that claim to like traps here would be reluctant to fuck one in real life.
See, that's where all your pseudo-psychological bullshit falls apart.

It's funny how people meme about Kaine, her having a dick is like the only part to talk about, as a character she's pretty low tier

I disagree.

You're missing out, bro.

Seriously speaking, because a true hermaphrodite is the perfect form of human, able to fully have sex with either man or woman

Because you are a twitchy little fuccboi, that's why.

There are two scenarios in which I potentially suck dick.
>sucking my own
>anime becomes real and futa actually becomes a thing with no downsides attached

who gives a shit
if it's hot, fuck it
if not, move on
not vidya

Because you're in the closet you faggot

>Neuroscientists
More like pseudoscientists.

All anal, all the time.

You are a fag. come to peace with it you god damn homosexual.

ever taste your own jizz?

>/d/ before 2015
>all porn has futa in it
>/d/ after 2015
>all porn has a MtF TG sequence in it and sometimes still futa
sad!

I would if they weren't all so fucking ugly

Once or twice. I imagine if I liked pineapples it'd taste a bit better.

I'm straight, love trannies, and have a hard time seeing myself as similar to you.

Don't have a problem with you though. I just think I have way more in common with straight guys than gay. It just doesn't make sense to label myself gay for liking dick. Dick is only one aspect of masculinity and it's the only aspect I'm attracted to. Men's faces, bodies, etc. are either gross or do nothing to me.

Is there a group deeper in the closet than futafags?

I'm Bi, and sexuality is pretty weird when it comes to that. Though I'm not attracted to traps or trans-guys. I'm actually only into average women and average men. For some reason the interesex and transfolk don't do it for me.

I do see how Trap lovers can be "straight" though, meaning they wouldn't touch anything more than a woman or trap.

Trapfags.

HEY MODS I KNOW YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL BUT YOU MISSED ONE! FUCKING FAGGOTS GET TO WORK!

NOT

FUCKING

VYDIA

This to an extent. A real mtf wouldn't be able to meet my expectations.

I think it's the fact that futas still have a vagina, and they are a genuine thing.

Traps have are only men merely pretending, also guy ass from behind looks so fucking weird.
The gooch is one of the most unappealing parts of the human body, it needs a vagina to not look weird.

Too bad futas will never be a real thing.

Kaine (OP pic related) is a vidya character who is female but turned out to possess a penis

STOP user. It's a slippery slope. You still have time. Only jerk to straight porn and if you can't get off just wait a day or two. DON'T LET THAT SHIT ESCALATE.

Only if the futa is the submissive one

I find futa disgusting but I like traps and shota. It's strange cause some traps are basically a flat chested girl with a dick but I guess I prefer my traps to look a little boyish. I like lolis and big titied girls so I'm not 100% gay. I still like Kaine though, just never fapped to her.

>futa disgusting
>likes shota and traps
If you're not a femanon, you're probably bi from the sound of it.

>anime becomes real
Trump gets into office in January, can't wait

ITT: I'm gay because I jacked off to shemales once or twice

More bi leaning than anything I'd say. Then again, people still think sexuality is a yes/no type of thing instead of being more like a spectrum of faggotry.

you're not tho.

If anything you're a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale.

And you're not talking about her, it's all "I think this is gay/no it's not/let's suck dick/trapsstraightlmao/sexual identity/rep/the rest, just as always cause that's what's this is, a thread full of him or discussing off topic shit for (you)s. You're not discussing vydia, you're using her as an excuse to post /lgbt/ and other unrelated shit. That redhead from Katherine, she's trans, doesn't mean just cause that character is such you can post about banging trannies irl, fuck off to /rk9/. You are off topic GO AWAY

>All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.

It's more bi leaning*
Fucked a word.

Futa is like kimchi and bologna. It's two radically different things that sound disgusting together but actually work well together and are quite good when you actually try it.

So you'd rather we discuss whether we'd suck her dick?

It doesn't. Guys like are just closet homsexuals or at least bisexuals who project their love of dick on all men.

The thing that makes Kaine attractive as a woman is everything else, which makes sense as her penis was a mistake.

HIROSHIMOOT YOU FUCKING GOOK YOU WANT TO FIX Sup Forums? FIX/v/!? START HERE NUKE THIS FUCKING THREAD!

NOT VYDIA GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD!

Nigger, nuking this thread ain't gonna do shit. The only thing that'll fix Sup Forums is a group of moderators on here 24/7.

Deleting this thread won't accomplish anything

In fact it will just make the thread reappear and the mods get mocked for deleting it

/thread

Her and everyone else in her universe can't have children.

>rules are meaningless WOOOOT LET'S ALL BE AS Sup Forums AS WE CAN!

BRING FUCKING BLANKET BANS BACK FUCK EVERYONE!

I'm just saying there's nothing the mods we have right now can actually do to stop it

Anyone they ban will just evade it. any shit thread they delete will just get reposted and continue as if nothing happened. The mods have no power and don't even care

Thus, there's just no point in bitching about any of it. Just ignore it and move on to the next thread like you aren't doing right now.

>BRING FUCKING BLANKET BANS
>he doesn't have a dynamic ip

I was going to type something out, but already said most of what I wanted to. It's not about making this place even more into Sup Forums 2.0, it's simple fact.

I can see and understand your point, however I don't want to suck a stranger's dick, it's disgusting. I don't want to do it to a friend because "that's gay, bro". What should I do?

We were just being shitposted to death and it stopped, it applies to this thread as well.

>just ignore it
FUCK OP and all like him, make a thread in the right board.

GET OFF YOUR CHEETOS ENCRUSTED ASSES!

You nailed me down. Except my futa fetish also stems from my older brother constantly humping my butt in middle school to highschool.
I moved on from that shit and brothers do gay shit, but I just want to get pegged or futa'd in some absurd wish of getting 100% completely over my brother

You shouldn't listen to strangers on the internet who tell you to suck dick.

Mad about that failed janny application, user? Don't worry too much about it, you can still report and ignore the thread.

Oh is this the degenerate general? Kewl, I'm a girl btw (male) cum in my stinky shithole :)

NO ONE CAN SHITPOST FOREVER SO DO YOUR JOBS YOU HOT POCKET MONKEYS!

>implying

>no one can shitpost forever
Where do you think you are? And seriously, your autistic screeching isn't doing much for killing the thread either.

>brothers do gay shit
No

Your brother was just really fucked up. Brothers humping each other is NOT normal.

Thanks for the free bumps
sage doesn't work btw if you do it with an image :^)

>autist has a jojo meme for filename
No surprises there.

>I'm heterosexual, btw

What if I'm missing out something cool?

YOU GODLESS SCUM SUCKING WHORES STOP TALKING THIS SITTING DOWN AND ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A DAMN IF YOU WON'T NUKE THIS THREAD YOU SHOULDN'T BAN ANYTHING THEN YOU HYPOCRITES!!! YOU STAFF IS WORTHLESSS GOOKMOOT! GET SOMEONE COMPETENT! YOUR OWN FUCKING PEOPLE SHOULD SUFFICE!

What about actual straight men like me, who don't like chicks with dicks?

Do you actually want to do it? Haven't you ever heard of peer pressure?

Never just do shit because someone tells you to, I dont give a fuck what it is. People will say anything to pass on their memes.

Gayest shit I've read all night and I just finished reading twilight not an hour ago.

I would be reluctant to fuck an actual girl in real life, and the same is true for traps.

You're just 100% straight then, nothing wrong with that.

This sounds right up your alley :^)

Did that word have a dick? If it did, you might be gay now, no matter how beautiful it looked.

Pick your number here.

0s don't be shy. If you only like traps you're like a 1..maybe a 2 at most.

3 masterrace reporting.

Reminder that this thread is actually more on-topic than e-celeb shit

Roll.