U mad?

>u mad?

Does anyone else get genuinely angry from this? What am I supposed to say and how am I supposed to respond to this? Yes I'm fucking mad you dumb faggot, shut the fuck up.

dunno

haha jokes on you i'm a masochist and this just makes me harder

"nope"

When someone says this shit to me, I explode in a flurry of rage and understand I look like a giant retard in the process, but it feels good enough. One of the few things that drives me over the fucking edge

I don't know how to respond to shitposting, my brain can't process a proper answer, and because of this I can't protect my waifu help

I get angry that the person resorts to this and is clearly just seeking an argument rather than a solution, not angry at the words themselves or the assumption that I'm mad. I know full well they don't believe I'm angry but are trying to MAKE me angry.

"nah" or "nope", and then stop responding. I don't think a better response exists.

That just makes you seem mad though

>nah u mad

> ever getting mad at anyone else
I cant even get mad at other people in games, because I know that for a loss to happen it means I played bad so I can only be mad at myself.

>gg ez

If somebody were to say that i'd assume they're mad

People still say u mad? I thought that died out ages ago.

"U mad" is usually a response to your message.
So don't write anything in the first place you humongous retard.

heard some moron say for teh lulz earlier and i thought that was over.

u mad?

k

Yes, I am mad that OP is a faggot as usual

I use voice chat a lot, someone usually types it out after hearing something I've said

y u so mad tho?

"k" is the worst way to respond. It sounds like you're butt hurt.

10 bucks you'd respond "k" to this post because you know i'm right.

k

lol u mad

Then you can ignore them, because you could make it look like you don't read the chat.
If you responded to a written message before then you are fucked. No matter what you say it would sound stupid, so again, just ignore it.

I mad because NO GODDAMN PREVIEW FUCK YOU DR SALT

>lol u mad?
>yes
>...

They won and they feel accomplished.

It has to be a way to beat shitposting, I refuse to believe we can't win

Say nothing.

Because you've always said nothing. Because you're smart and don't waste your time playing multiplayer games with universal chat on.

k

lol u mad?

Because the person behind the shitpost is just looking for a ruse of any kind and is not taking anything serious at all, there's no way to get back at them. The only way you can "beat" shitposting is by not responding.

it's like trying to win "So what?". You can't win that.

>implying they'd they know
They would feel like they won and in the end that means you lost.

Nah, it doesn't work like that. At the end, the only winner is the one that won the game.

they don't care about the kind of reaction, the faster you end the discussion sooner you will not need to deal with that shit, arguing with people like this is like arguing with shitposting

Just say something equally obnoxious and childlike, drop the
>i know you are but what am i?
>no u
etc etc

not its not, mad boii

Who cares about the game? They're trash talking you and you stay silent. You become a bitch and they think they won.

All a shitposter cares about is getting a response. They won't give a damn about whatever witty comeback or "this is bait" image you come up with; they got what they wanted, they won.

just stop feeding the dumbasses

what an old thread

grow up maybe ?? if ur still gettin mad at vidya u might just be a little too autistic or too young

Fucking this, when will people learn this

This is a good way to take it

>no u
You sound mad when you say that though.

>cockna

Why would you get mad? its just a game, bro.

You see, they think that they won, but the actual winner is me.

>stops responding

Then they just assume you are mad and keep talking shit.

>Giving a shit about what some random asshole is spewing over teamspeak when you aren't even talking to him
He can think whatever the fuck he wants, if I'm not engaging with his dumbass in the first place I don't give a shit what he thinks in his idiot brain.

now you sound 12 and mad

>communicating with people who would say "u mad" in the first place

>anyone who says "u mad" is the mad one

no it's not

just confuse them with something gay
"I will suck your cock"
see how they reply to that

It doesn't matter what you think. They publicly won.

>u mad faggot?
>u mad gay boy?

If I ever get a website with a chat section I will be heavily moderated .

Anyone with shitty "troll" responses such as "you mad" or even stuff like stupid memes will get perma banned.

Best way to fight trolling.
If this website had a stronger mod force it would be much more enjoyable.

For the love of god, don't post anything that contains a smiley face. It's a clear signal that you are mad. Source: I always say "mad" when the enemy is trying to shittalk

it's well understood by leading internet shitheads that the key to coming out on top of any internet argument or discussion is that you have to look like you care less than the other guy does. "u mad" is a nuclear option because there's no way to say anything and have it look like you tried less than they did, even if you can only match it in effortlessness it will still look bad on you since they got that blow in first.
the absolute least amount of effort you can possibly put in is to simply not say anything at all. but if you already got embroiled in the subject, then not responding just makes you look like a bitch. in this situation, you'll just have to pull a u mad before they do.

so to summarize if you get hit by a "u mad", you've probably already lost. unless it's a completely out of the blue "u mad" in which case ignoring it serves as a counter.

/thread

i wanna tickle your nipples

How do you respond to :^)? That face makes me mad.

mad for your dick in my bp~
Only really works against underage shitposters though.

>Passive aggressive smilies.

These are so pathetic to see.

>you'll just have to pull a u mad before they do.
Literally this. Fuck everything else you said. The only way to win is to say "u mad?" first.

>yeah u mad

^^ :)

You either reply with
>yes
Or
>?

i found this comic funny & cute at the same time

>u mad?
Reply with
>muted muted :*

Thank God for the mute option in Dota. I could not stand the game if I had to listen to all the spergs on there.

>?
holy shit that triggers me, it's definitely one of my hard counters

Why? They are a sign that the person using them is joking

>?
You sound mad

Just kill them and get a penta next time you see them

?

>draw a cat
>call it a plastic bag

But then you just become part of the problem which eventually devolves into even more anons trying to get the "u mad?" in first.

Why would you care what a memechild thinks of you?

don't even respond to the "u mad?"

I knew it.

Darn shame that you fell right into my trap.

"Keep talkin like that I'll suck the soul out of your dick kid"

Say shit like this, you'll end up having the entire server not only laughing but on your side too.

Or fuck it better yet just go ";)" and they don't know how to respond. Like it's so fucking unreal how easy it is to get out of it.

the one that gets me though is gg. I swear nine times out of ten it's not used to be sportsmanlike and it drives me fucking bananas.

You sound like a bitch boy

You're obviously trying to respond to prove your point which fails. We're talking about a hypothetical situation during a video game match.

lol u mad

Yayaka is best girl

>come on, baby. don't be like that

>"Keep talkin like that I'll suck the soul out of your dick kid"
Cringe
>";)"
You really think that it doesn't make you look like an idiot?

Its more about how you follow up on
>u mad

I am more mad than you
>lol i kno
jk

Say it again I'll murder you
>lol asspained fgt
Do you want to die?
or
How am I supposed to argue with a fgt who wills death?

ez pz
learn to internet OP you dull fucker

how can people lack this much self awareness jesus christ

Exactly, user. The only way to not catch cancer is to be the cancer.

I reply with "yup" or something smartass like "so mad"

>Show me someone who doesn't get mad when they lose and I'll show you a real loser
t. someone who I forgot

This. And for the latter, start typing in another language if they keep replying.

OP is asking how to respond to not sound mad.

You better stop with that straw man.

>U mad
>You know it babe ;^)

i find "y" works wonders
it can be interpreted as "yes" or "why" and utterly confuses anyone actually paying attention

I usually respond with my favorite new meme, "u cuck" over and over until they accept defeat and shut up

Self awareness for what, you're on the internet who are you trying to impress?

>u mad
>sure, whatever