Is Luigi the objectively best choice?

Is Luigi the objectively best choice?
Mario's lacking in any special attribute, Toad can't jump for shit, and the Princess is way too floaty. Luigi's a really good mix of the 3 of them.

Toad best character

To be completely honest toad is amazing, Luigis jumps are good but it sucks when you misjudge a jump and go soaring past it and can't stop in time, or when you want to jump on something moving and it's gone by the time you land

If Peach is too floaty then what the fuck is Luigi?

There are reasons to use every character. Toad picks things up quicker than any other character and throws them farthest. He's great for boss fights.

Mario - guest who never played the game before
Luigi - Younger brother
Toad - Cool guy
Peach - gay

NOTHING BUT LUIGI MOTHER FUCKER

>In fact, I will be playing as NOTHING BUT Luigi

Go green

I tried the princess and I never realised how much her shitty throwing speed affects the game.

>Fighting birdo
>By the time I've picked up a shot it's already shot another one and I get hit

Toad all the way

Let me fix this for you using neo/v/ terms

Mario - Most boring guy in the room. Alternatively an adult or someone who generally has no real history with video games.

Luigi - Millenial hipster faggot. Plays Luigi because Mario is "too mainstream".

Toad - Complete tryhard. Thinks he's the second coming of Christ just because he can beat a few levels as Toad. Most likely gloats over minor victories, such as beating Birdo.

Peach - Girl who was forced to play the game. Alternatively, complete queer faggot who's upset that Yoshi's not in the game.

>Can't beat Birdo with Princess Toadstool
Nigga
GIT GUD
Goddamn.

I generally went Luigi for tall stages, Peach for stages where being able to float break the game and Toad for everything else. Mario have no reason to exist funny enough.

Sorry by as a Toad player myself I have to say Toad are tryhards.

That isn't a Peach thing, Toad special ability is that he can throw things faster. If you get used to that speed then of course other characters will seem like crap.

>Peach
>too floaty

She dropped like a stone, and was slow as shit. The only character less floaty than her was Toad, and even then he was at least fast on the draw.

>I'll be playing as nothing but Luigi
>[LAUGHTER]
>yeah, NOTHING BUT LUIGI MOTHER FUCKER

The ability to switch characters between stages was really cool. I wish more games would implement that feature

>Mario The default generic guy.
No strengths
No weaknesses.
Played out of strange obligation or because he's mario and the leader.

>Luigi
Best Jumper and the running while in the air thing is hilariously cool as fuck.
Oft picked by the people who have the game down pact.

>Toad
Picked for speed running and GOTTA GO FAST people. Most advanced option.

>Peach
The most chill choice, don't give a shit about falling cause I can just float and shit.

Fix'd
You'll noobs never even play mario bros 2

>fix'd
>noobs
>Missing the reference being made completely.
>All of that spacing in that post.
Lurk more before posting. I have nothing against new users (personally I think we need less sheeps and more new ideas around here) but you are basically screaming "I am fucking new here!" at this point.

I got the reference.
It was just fucking stupid.

It's honestly dependent on your skill level.

Peach - Easy mode, best for people new to the game or generally bad at platformers.

Mario - Normal mode, best for someone just jumping into the game for a bit or someone looking for a more standard Mario experience.

Luigi - Normal Mode, an alternative for people looking for normal difficulty but with some unique gameplay. The same as Mario but with stats just different enough to either make things easier or harder depending on circumstance.

Toad - Hard mode, best for someone with experience on the game, you're leaving behind jump skill and float mechanics for a more grounded and quick paced game.

>Not playing Toad aka Hard Mode

R u 4 chan?

>lacking any special attribute is bad

I like having a blank slate character like Mario, having no weaknesses or strength can be great for tackling any situation.

That and also Mario's my main nigga.