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You got metal fever boy

METAL FEVER

How does that even work?

All these games this year with cool robot people in them awoke my robot fetish. I want to fuck Ethan and BT.

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Y'know, it's weird.

They haven't shown a single homogay robot couple yet. Or a dude and a male robot, right?

Or is gay robots TOO MUCH SJW?

CHROMED

>tfw no bara and trap gay robo couple

>love hacktually
>woman is seen sticking a USB into a terrified omnic
Holy shit this lady is goddamn cyber rapist.

The same way women use dildos

PURGE THE OMICTS!

ROBOT WARS NOW!

first they need to fulffil womens fantasies, only after that they can start to pander to their emotions

robot /ss/ fucking when?!

I ain't fucking with hypno disc nigga

>happy holiday
Isn't it called merry christmas?

>from junkrat

Aw :3

Now

it would hurt the muslims fee fees.

I wanna know more about PachiMari and friends

Blizzard needs to hurry up with the robot waifus in Overwatch.

Why are robutts so lewd?

>crosshair on female
>roadhog
What did they mean by this?

yall are such retards, you never know what holiday someone celebrates around this time since there are so many so you just say happy holidays to keep from looking like a retard.

say merry christmas to people you know that celebrate it, it isnt that hard

t. Mudasir

t. Goldberg

t. Ahmed

WTF TRIGGER WARNING THIS SHIT ASSHOLE!

This brought back the memories of when I was a robot and got datehacked and raped.

Hell is the place for you, sinner.

>Being nonwhite

That's heresy

Does that rule also apply to other people or just white christians? (Of course not goy.)

Do I get to be offended when a jew says Happy Hanukah to me or a chink says Happy Chinese New Year or a Muslim says Happy Rape Day?

WHY IS IT ALWAYS A BLONDE WHITE FEMALE, WHAT DID (((THEY))) MEAN BY THIS?

Life is an endless series of disappointments

Be as offended as you want to be.

Do people ever actually say any of those things to you?

literally noone says that

CLANGED

I AM SICK OF FEMALE HUMAN AND MALE ROBOT

PLEASE SHOW US A FEMALE ROBOT AND MALE HUMAN RELATIONSHIP
BLIZZARD I FEEL EXCLUDED AND KEKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!

ZAPPED

Do not fist android girls.

leaf detected

how can human bois even compete?

But Overwatch has that stupid gremlin and her sexy mech

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Yeah I just bet you would

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>Game that finally has boybots for me to fawn over
>Blizzard still fucks it up

I just want one fucking game that has good robots aaaAAAAAA

I prefer Happy Holidays because over here we don't really celebrate christmas but rather new year's eve.

It also makes it easier since you don't have to say "Merry christmas and a happy new year" which is long as shit and I fucking hate it

>over here
>New Year's Eve
cyka?

Merry christmas
Feliz navidad

>living in a nonwhite country
hearty kek

>roadhog's gun says "from junkrat"
they're gonna be the couple

>bara with trap
disgusting
>trap with anything
disgusting

I've litterally only seen Women paired with the omnics

Where are the Man and Omnic pairings? If any
It doesn't make sense to me if no men take advantage of these perfect robot waifus

nah, belgian

We get saint nicolas which is the big white dude, only this time he's skinny rather than fat, and instead of elves he has niggers

except now people are upset he has niggers and they want his helpers to be white which is retarded because it'll be confusing as fuck to the kids and the origin story of the whole thing wouldn't even make sense anymore.

But yeah we get that the sixth of december and then kids get presents from the old white stranger, at new year's eve the family gives presents to eachother and puts them under the tree or whatever

merry christmas fucko

all the responses to this are so edgy
i bet you people think there's genuinely a war on christmas

because woman with omnic = strong womyn that need no man
man with omnic = creepy loser without friends

What a degenerate

>bara
>trap

And a merry christmas to you too.

the reality is that no one gives a shit what you say to them. most people think folks like are ridiculous.
go outside.

Day of the rake when?

>women can't be creepy losers
I must have forgotten what world OW is set in

i'd say it's more ridiculous to throw a fit if someone says "happy holidays" to you instead of "merry christmas" but sure thing senpai

>Implying that you aren't the heretics heathen around here
We all know that Christmas is supposed to be celebrated January 7th

But you heretics had to go ruin that as well

Yes, Trump won so it's mandatory to say Merry Christmas

>mfw the 'sombra is a trans' reveal is incoming

why do I want to fuck robots now

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it's ridiculous either way. they're just being courteous, no need to be a shit about it. say "thanks you too" like a normal person.

Embrace the robutt
How's my old OC?

>implying most people here can even manage a "thanks you too" without dropping their spaghetti
you are too kind

>bolted
>not CLANKED

are you trying?

I don't understand the question

There is no snow around here, so I don't care either way.

Why are the robots in Overwatch so poorly designed? They're so fucking boring.

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Already taken.

Not even in a fantasy world is it acceptable for a man not to spend all his time and money on chasing pussy.

Love Actually is unironically one of my favorite movies

It's "CHROMED" you fucking retard.

>just unboxed yeti Winston and Zarya gift opening emote
Oh baby

love actually is fucking great though

shame it spawned the genre of terrible romantic holiday films with an ensemble cast

Fuck, how can white bois even compete??

superior dick

STEAMPUNK'D

Fuck off ruskie. Dont you have boys to go kiss?

Yup. There several voice lines that say Merry Christmas.

Dutch here, you retard fuckface, there's absolutely valid reasons to not use blackface in a kid's holiday anymore. And no, you do celebrate Christmas, Kerstmis ring a bell?

All of the designs are boring.

I will once I take care of you heretics

DC Comics already had a talking gorilla and disembodied brain gay relationship since way back.

Vidya ain't gonna top that.

Jesus died for your sins buddy. Nigga had arrival alien future technology

It's just how SJW retards work. Claim to be for equality but really isn't; just look at commercials and movies today. Do you ever see white men with a black chick?

Of course not. Posting black chicks getting fucked raw by white men in some corners of the internet is the funniest shit by the way.

>Jesus died for your sins
Forgiveness ain't free. Humanity gotta be littered with the blood of Jesuses

yes
and nobody really celebrates it

That's bullshit but i belive you

>time it takes for tf2 to release an update with nothing but cosmetics: 6 years
>time it takes for overwatch to release an update with nothing but cosmetics: 6 months
really activated my almonds

Actually it's called BLEEPD

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