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something i'll never have

>No 1 on 1 wrestle mode with outfit customization and domination grapples in slow mo

Fuck you Rocksteady, we didn't need another Challenge Pack #2452323 DLC you fucks.

Then they let a shitty chink company ruin the graphics

for the "remaster"

So, is it normal, Sup Forums?

Just a glass between her and you.
What are you waiting for

my beta aura is an obstacle i can't overcome

am i the only person who thinks batman is retarded for letting villains live

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WITH HATS ON

>Ivy's body is literally 11/10 one of the hottest things ever in the world
>that face

But if he killed them he would be no better than any common villain

No, just the in universe explanation is that batman beats up the people who want to kill his rogues.

Yes you are literately the first intellectual being that has even conceived that idea, give me your email address son, I'm going to forward this to MENSA, we need forward thinking philosophers like you kid.

I'm sure you didn't play the actual remasters then because they look great

>comic book hero logic
he should kill them to protect society and bear the sins as gotham's protector, not choose the le moral high road to feel good about himself

The man is a genius who knows hes mentally insane so he trained an orphan to be a contingency plan in case he went off the deep end.

he's very much mentally damaged in that sense, his obligation not to kill villains goes past simple morals and it's more of a conviction now.

Yes, he would rather let an entire city, and all its doctors and policemen, die before he would harm a criminal willingly. Just look at the body count he let the Joker rack up in Arkham Asylum, because he wouldn't kill Mister J when he was blatantly given the chance three rooms in.

Still, it's not like he has a choice. All of Gotham would turn on him instantly if he could ever be convicted of a single killing. That's part of the sickness that lets madmen like Joker flourish.

[email protected]

>there are people who jack off to computer generated images

Sad!

>durrr I base my assumptions on those trailers a while back xD

>there are people who jack off to the Lord's generated creatures

Sad!

Her shape is ok, but I'm not ok with the man face and skin textures that looks like she's sleeping in a landfill.

>there are people
Sad!

what is sex

he is rich smart and has mental issues of course his shit isn't logical

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>[Glass Her]

is this batman's personal prison chamber? why does he have WayneTech™ emblazoned on it?

is it in 4k?

baby dont hurt me

He has to buy his shit from somewhere.

What, you think Batman is Bruce Wayne? Please, that's utterly ridiculous. Bruce is a snot-nosed rich prick and a fop.

Please, Batman is an enabler.

By constantly capturing psychopaths and tossing them into an asylum that cannot hold them, he's merely taunting those sick-minded murderers to try again and make each subsequent crime spree after they escape even bigger, bolder, and deadlier than the last.

Yeah. That's as ridiculous as Cuck Kent being Superman, haha.

But that's exactly what Batman would want you to think, you dongis! Bruce has major childhood issues, he has to be all fucked up. No one acts like a playboy after their parents are killed in front of them, unless they had a secret identity.

I'd probably get over an traumatic event aswell if I had literally infinite money

how do you have sex

Best girl coming through.

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Bruce Wayne? More like... Deuce Train.

>tfw no crazy harley gf to fuck your dick off like her life depends on it
>no gf or sex in general

Pheromones

>tfw you have a huge file of lewd and non-lewd Harleys

One of my favorite interpretations of Batman is that he's simply too proud to kill them. He believes he can resolve every issue without murder, and his ego is far too large to let him accept the fact they must die. It's the reason he does the whole hero shtick in the first place, because he's full of himself.

mo-more

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Only if you be a good boy for mommy Harley

I downloaded anons mega folder too but post anyway

pls lewd

Yep. I've been jerking it ever since

link?

Sorry. 2 week bans aren't fun

>not knowing how to imgur
just upload and link selected

>imgur

I want to fuck ivy so bad

She looked better in Asylum. In Knight she looked like a tweaker

this is why batman = best "superhero"

new ivy > green ivy

>that skin relief
imagine how her pussy inner walls changed
shit's dank yo

I remember that photos.I unfortunately lost all the files.
Do you still have the mega link?

>ywn prone bone a tight ass

She looks too much like Milla Jovovich in all the wrong ways.

A fit stomach doesn't make up for everything else and whoever made her hair short should be shot.

Even worse

>you had the chance to do it once, but your dick was way too small

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Her pussy is probably like a nice soft flower

>lara croft face

Best Ivy, I bet her vagina smells like pine when it's dry and maple sap when it's wet.

Hell, not smelling like a regular woman is enough to make her top-tier forever.

link?

... no idiot, he's literally already stated he can't do it because if he does he'll go insane and won't stop.

RATED M FOR MATURE

it looks like it'd be dry and crusty, like leaves.

Old manjaw Ivy was terrible.

The fuck happened to Rocksteady? Most of the redesigns for AK were fucking shit. The game itself also sucked for the most part.

BERY NICE

>the only sfm of harley is her fucking a horse or dogs.

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Reminder that Ivy's a lesbo now

Is that Harley?

I only played Asylum and never got around any of the others.

Refuse.

Rather her fuck animals then niggers.

she looks like a slutty Aerith, I thought this was the FF7RE reveal

>implying she always wasn't

>im too stupid to look properly

>mommy

beastiality is a patrician-tier fetish.

It's partly degrading (if you're into that), but it's also good for self-insertion because it's easier and more comfortable to pretend you're a dog than a black man.

Batman letting his villains live makes sense when they were relatively low-level and the police and legal systems were competent, just corrupt and in need of reform. But retards keep making his villains more and more powerful and the legal institutions more and more incompetent to the point where it defies reason, simply because they're fucking hacks and can't write a good story without coming up with retarded bullshit like "the city itself is evil!" to cover their pathetic asses.

Batman has actually rehabilitated the riddler at least for some small period.

If you fuck Poison Ivy, does that mean you would literally deflower her?

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are there seriously no other options for self-insertion? I mean, sure, it's easier to pretend you're a fucking incorporeal beam of light than a nigger, but come on now, surely there are better things in the world of internet porn than filthy animals

SIN

There's tons of her with Batman. With is good shit.
No it's a female Joker.

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>that scene where harley is tied up and you can rip tape off her lips or put it back on and she makes noises
muh dick, most memorable part of the series for me

>tfw barely any porn was made of her

Why? There's even a SFM model of her on SFMLab.

Seriously, she's basically a fem!Joker that can finally get paired off with Batman instead of Harley.

>playing Arkham Knight
>suddenly post apocalyptic Gotham and locked into main story
>feel like I've been playing for 15 minutes

Damn. How long until I hit end credits? Main questline feels short as hell. Not that I'm complaining though; wouldn't mind playing something else.