What's the best clan to roleplay a serial killer?

What's the best clan to roleplay a serial killer?


More importantly - what the fuck is a ''space cadet''? What did Larry mean by this?

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Thaumaturgy best disicpline

I can't remember more well written nigger dialogue, except for GTA, maybe. Just what the fuck is freeze-dried ice cream?

Someone that takes a lot of mind altering drugs, mostly LDS. You know those people who act like they have this amazing new set of experiences and views on the world due to DRUGS.

Any possibility he's a reference to pic related or am I overestimating my obscure music tastes?

Thats actually me. wow

Astronaut ice cream

Congrats, space cadet.

>Just what the fuck is freeze-dried ice cream?
It's...freeze-dried ice cream. Ice cream that has had most of its water removed from it.

It softens up when you eat it.

Pro tip: people have been high and tripping through all of human history, and we still have trump, so that's not the answer

Wow, it's almost like The God Emperor has the ability to see past time and touch past space.

I've enjoyed playing a opportunist Toreador, seducing people to do the shit I want until there's nothing else I could get from them, after that I just sucked them dry.
The fact that low humanity makes you frenzy more often also lead to some interesting situations, like this time I was low on blood and my stats weren't high enough to seduce this one guy, then I just frenzied mid dialogue and mauled the fuck out of him, which also worked for the quest I was doing although with a different outcome.

Why doesn't the fledgling ask any questions about his sire?

Your Sire got ashed shortly after they made you for being a rogue cocksucker.

I'm unsure if the Fledgling-Sire bond lasts after the Sire dies.

Its fucking crack

Well, it's not that obscure, honestly. It may be possible that writer made a reference. I still doubt it, not enough dots to connect here.

Fat Larry Band is not THAT obscure, user.

Tremere, maybe?
None of them really feel like serial killers

Ventrue is American Psycho style. Nosferatu more of a monstrous type of psycho killer.

>ctrl+f malkavian
>no results
Being batshit insane is their defining characteristic, they would make perfect serial killers.

Good point.

Really there are many types of serial killers, and the different types pretty much line up to the clans.

Yeah, they're really all different types of killers. I do think Malkavian is the most fitting one though.

>still
Are you implying he isn't the greatest humanity can offer?

Awoo~

So Sup Forums, which clan has the best song and why it Tzimisce?
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>LDS

So, someone high on Mormons?

[sooiler]Yes, I know what you meant. LSD.[/spoiler]

Nosferatu low humanity misanthrope

You should really have been able to figure out what space cadet means based on the context.

this

>freeze dried ice cream = astronaut food
>space cadet = astronaut
>freeze dried ice cream looks like crack
>astronauts go up high, ie get high as fuck

its freeze dried ice cream. astronauts eat it.

he's calling you a space cadet and he's including space food as part of it

its like when you think cops are nearby and you say "i smell bacon" because they're pigs

dingus

ITT : Newfags
Assamite for kindred, or Nagaraja for mortal prey.

Does it still comes with windows? Or was it dropped along other stuff?

Where to?

Having just made a new character and going to get the Astrolite, this is the first character I've played where I didn't just murder everyone in that seaside house. I walked in and charmed my way to the dealer, and that dealer who stole Mercurio's Astrolite has some of the niggest lines ever.

They really knew how real people talk when they wrote this game.

Nosferatu master race.

toreador antitribu

ISOLATED!

to another VTMB thread, please

Night eating you?

How does VV reacts when you kill him?

As far as i remember she gets upset, makes some teary eyes about the loss of life but she accepts the outcome all the same.

Golconda

Aw, man! I've been a prisoner for days!

Aw, geez! My trigger finger is cut off!

Oh, dang! Looks like I can't work as a bounty hunter anymore!

Space cadet is an addict
Freeze dried ice cream is Crack cocaine.
To fatten the African gentleman is to fatten his wallet by paying him one hundred dollar bills for his distribution service of freeze dried ice cream. What part of this do you not understand?

Is there any vampire that achieved Golconda? Other than Saulot. I know some tried but they don't tell if they managed to get it or what happened.

I don't understand. Where is the joke here?

There's some other Salubri. I think it generally varies by writer though with some having it be near-impossible and some having ti be just a bit tricky.

They've never really defined Golconda, other than you make peace with the beast and get to learn advanced discipline powers without the restriction of generation.
>There's some other Salubri
Who was it again?

Would you be a Samedi? You don't get any mental downsides and you're near-guaranteed to be low-generation but you do look like a rotting corpse.

Mokur I think.

You're a fucking retard, rocks are fucking crack.

What did they mean by this?

I didn't even know he was there for the longest time
I thought it was weird that downtown had no merchant

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"Gimble? Who Gimble? He's been taking pieces off of me and that guy for the past three days! He's crazy, man! Freaking Crazy!"

the joke is how nonchalant the voice actor delivered the lines and how he is the worst voice actor in the whole game

>want to play another game but can't decide between wobbly hat or policefu
Help.

Go for a nos run with low humanity. Join the Sabbat.

Malks have different afflictions, if they're paranoid they might never leave the house

seems to be a reference to David Hayter. I wonder if he knows he was referenced in a game. Someone ask him on twitter.

She gets mad, complains, says you're scum but doesn't do anything.

If you buy it from him and then kill him, do you get your money back?

wait you can actually fucking join the Sabbat?

Vampire is a game that should get a re-release. Make it work on modern consoles and PC propertly. Fix all the bugs. Expand it a bit, give it better lighting, and textures.

These sales are pretty solid for some obscure game from the 2000's.

>noclip in mercurio's apartment so I can get a good angle for a screenshot
>go out of bounds by mistake
>see a floating room in the distance
>find this

kek, I always thought it was just a mesh of prerecorded videos on loop.

I found a packet of gum on the pier that I can't sell. What's up with that? Also can I not sell the wooden stake to the thin-blood at the beach as a Malkavian?

You probably don't have enough persuasion to sell it to him.
Just store any item you find but don't find an immediate use for in your apartment, you'll be asked for it later.

Why would they do this? isn't it more efficient to just do the prerecorded thing?

Didn't an eagle try to attack him tho'?

Yes, in the plus patch. Need 4 or less humanity rating.

I always enjoy uncovential/oddly clever game design

It would honestly be pretty incredible, as long as it doesn't tamper with the game like the fan patches do. Update the engine, enhance the graphics a little without changing the aesthetic, fix bugs, polish it all around. Well, we can dream.

It's hardly obscure, user. Quite the opposite actually, unless you're underage or are just getting into gaming.

Ha, nice.

Holy shit, I'd seen the image of the train-hat before but I didn't know the story behind it. That's hilarious.

Saints row 3

Never heard of that clan before, can you post the sheet?

>It's hardly obscure, user.

It is. It bombed on release. It had no marketing or ad campaign. I never heard about it at the time. The first time I heard about it was on Sup Forums. It probably didn't start to gain momentum until the digital release in 2007 and it slowly built up from there.

They do it for the Breen videos in Half Life 2 as well. Probably just a source thing.

>I never heard about it at the time
Hear about it where? On TV? It's always been pretty prominent in online gaming communities.

>the game was huge. All my completely obscure niche online communities no one ever heard about talk about it

shame the devs aren't seeing any of that money

>unless you're underage or are just getting into gaming

>paradox announces vampire game
>it's an isometric rpg
i'd kill myself

Eh, if it's anything like the Shadowrun games and Underail then it might be good. Maybe even a dibalo-like/dungeon siege like redemption was.

what? that sounds fucking amazing, man

This guy walks into The Asylum and slaps your blood doll's ass. What do?

>opens sarcophagus

Kick his ass, ventrue are shit fighters.

Dwarf Fortress

let him open it

say something mean, but like, subtle, maybe about belgians

Pardon?

*dominates u and forces u to do my bidding*
heh, nothing personnel

Pop Blood Buff and wave my lockpick around menacingly.

Venture if you want Patric Bateman. Nosferatu if you want Leatherface. Malkavian if you want Captain Spaulding.

They're a bit too wacky for serial killers. Their insanity is played more as a humorous affliction than a dangerous mental instability.

>grout's mansion

What do you guys want on the hypothetical sequel that's never happening?

I'd like some continuity that's not too blatant. Maybe Deb's show is still on the air, have Beckett pop up again to spill lore, that shit.
And while it'd be pretty difficult to do, all 13 clans available to play would be good.

The only Malk in Grout's Mansion was Grout.

not unless the PC is a malk :^)

are the mods for this worth playing?

I must have beaten the normal game like three times

A Malkavian.

plus patch is fine for a playthrough if you've already beaten the game before
there are other mods but it depends on your scale of worth playing

The atmosphere in Bloodlines is lightning in a bottle. It manages to take an edgy, goth, 90s underground style and make it into a compelling and incredibly atmospheric gameworld. I don't think a sequel could ever replicate it, not to mention how producing similar visuals with modern technology would require Human Revolution levels of filtering and postprocessing effects.

It's a game that only could have been made when it was made.