>Okay user, lets make a deal! If I can beat you in a game that you pick, then you have to... *fufufu* I'll tell you after later. If you win, you we can do *a-ny-thing* you like.
Be warned, she's a master at all games genres. What do you challenge her to? What do you do if you win?
Rock paper scissors. I've got a strategy.
delaying your response by half a second is cheating, and she already had the idea
I just want somebody to play Pikmin 2's local multiplayer on GC with me.
at least post the non cropped one you fucking nigger
Dominions 4.
Most neckbeard game ever. She can't win.
Deal or No Deal
it has to be something with a clear cut winner, ed-boy
you can play pikmin together if you beat her, though
For me its the Starfox Assault local multiplayer although the Pikmin 2 one is pretty great as well.
Something strategy
I suck at that stuff
>then you have to... *fufufu*
>*fufufu*
Kill yourself
A penis measuring contest.
>challenge her to a game of strip twister
>spiritual/sexual victory regardless of the outcome
Conker's multiplayer.
But there can be a clear cut winner in Pikmin 2's competitive mode.
THE GAME
she still wins
Although, technically I wait until she tells me what she's after.
melee but i get to pick characters
Even better.
you think shes not really quick at measuring dicks?
ten guys lined up side by side, first to measure all ten, flacid and erect, wins. bonus points for accuracy, results checked by a physician
>rape
Who would you pick and get her to pick?
fist fight
Ticktacktoe. I go first.
Since she is a master of all game genres I would also go with
Probability wise it's the best option.
I get the feeling we're both after the same thing anyway, so why bother?
...
so I have to beat her and she does what I want?
I already have my wife for that, why would I need a fantasy 2d girl?
>yfw she beats the shit out of you as jigglypuff with lucky pokeballs all match
Pissing challenge.
My piss has incredible kinetic energy, if I piss in urinal from normal range I splatter everything. I need to piss with toilet between legs, aiming straight down into toilet water.
Mario Kart Wii
can you're real waifu transport you to gensokyo?
didnt think so.
I get bowser she gets sheik
But it's true.
Half Life Deathmatch
Suck the milk out of her tits.
Mario Party. Lube those palms, all the skill in the world won't save you now.
>items on
never heard someone so confident about their piss stream. BUT - she does kegels all day and therefore has great control down there and can pretty much pressure wash a deck with her piss - it'd be a close match.
what are your victory conditions?
cocka dooky bullshit bumblefuck nonsense
she's also really lucky - like, unholy levels of luck. i mean, look at how cute she was born. get ready for high rolls and lots of stolen stars
game of giving her an orgasm win-win
Need to up your game to Dokapon Kingdom. It's not a competition unless it lasts 8 hours and ends in murder.
>both of you fighting to give the other person an orgasm first
what a shit show
sounds hot