XCOM Squad, unite!
Last time, we:
>downed so much UFOs it's not even funny
>rolled in obsenes amounts of dosh with nothing to do with it
>downed a terror ship with Chryssalids
>the mission now is to investigate the crash and not die on the proccess
Also, if you see another thread about someone playing another game or posting TGT, you should link it here, because I can't browse the catalog while playing and posting. I'm retarded as that.
We start with the classic camping in front of the ramp, meaning that failing to kill in one hit results in a barrage of reaction shots.
Cool.
By some unholy reason, snek failed his shots, too. So we're ok for now.
Forget what I said.
This is not OK.
PANIC
Panic right?
>tanked 3 plasma shots
>still nothing
>I have yet to hit the other one, too
This is seriously NOT OK.
This is not the time for fear.
That comes later.
Agent Hitler can always be trusted for these hard missions.
They turn came and... there was surprisingly no more chryssalids nearby.
Just this faggot that tried to snipe us.
Of course, one can't ever sing victory before checking every nook and cranny.
These floating suits let you scout even better on this fucked up terrain. But you can't get the cover of smoke, and that's bad.
Did you knew Chryssalids in Superhuman have as much TUs tu run into the Skyranger, bite a nigga and then bite another one? I just thought it was interesting.
Did you also knew they have the same amount of armor in all of their sides? And a ridickulous amount of it, to be even more effective at closing range between them and a bunch of rookies.
TELL THEM
Slicing Simian finishes the job. But there's one left.
Godspeed
Good old Adolf.
Their turn just involved a snek surviving 2 blasts of plasma and retaliating against Mewt, who ultimately brought it down. Still, seems this will be all he will do on this mission.
>playing NES games in 2016
fuck off back to /vr/
His arm got severely damaged, so I won't risk him and I'll just let him sit on the Skyranger now.
Thanks for the bump, homie.
Uncle Death will take care of the rest now.
This clever motherfucker just ran away to the farthest corner, in hopes to keep me searching for him.
Well, found it before he carried successfuly his plan.
Can't fool the master of gorilla warfare.
Unfortunately, you can always count on fucking chryssalids to fuck whatever plan you've concocted.
RIP in peace, Carl Smiles.
Too pure for this world.
Amputation Ape surely knows how to use a gun.
Why they couldn't just fucking panic? One of them destroyed an elerium pod or a navigation one.
Fucking fags.
As long as we can keep kiling chryssalids without getting any zombie, we can do this.
The bad thing is that one chryssalid isn't actually dead, and fuck; i don't want an unconscious chryssalid near the base in any way, shape or form.
The good thing is we killed another one for real.
Told them
Not gonna risk having any of those little shits actually getting up and fucking my shit up.
There's a lot of them in the ship still. At least 2 are camping an elevator.
Bump
Hey guys:
lparchive.org
Actually a pretty good LP with a decent narrative and user participation.
Thanks, my man.
Unfortunately, when you deal with chryssalids, if you assault the ship, there's bound to be at least one inside.
Agent Hitler died inside the enemy's bunker.
There's still a lot of snakes, too. Almost all of them went berserk, meaning they still have their weapons.
While I downed the faggot that killed Hitler, I...
I just can't bring myself to kill Zombie Hitler.
Do people get the opportunity to name your units?
Of coursh. There's a lot of deaths in these threads.
Status: Told.
The're still some more left. Including... Zombie Hitler.
He actually bit me 2 times.
He did no damage, though.
...D-do I really have to pull the trigger?
That fucker wanted to destroy the former German Empire for losing a war he deliberately sabotaged because he was a paranoid racist fuck who thought he could defeat the Soviet Union in two fucking months. Terminate with extreme prejudice
We're killing them all. We will honour our comrade's deaths.
Last one knew what his chances to win were.
So he went full allahu akbar.
This shit wasn't worth it.
At all.
But the status quo must be preserved.
We still have one more mission to complete.
Fuck those ayys up, Commander
A
FUCKING
BARN
Of course the place was gonna be full of ayys.
Last one just showed itself and got his ass full of reaction lead.
That was easy. So what now?
Why do Ayys like barns so much? Are they hoping to get one last cattle mutilation in before their inevitable demise?
Because windows are RNG shields.
It reminds them of home.
We still need to locate a sectoid base to get psionics and an ayy commander, and we will be set to get to Cydonia.
We ended the month with that raid, and the money just keeps flowing.
They're out for revenge.
And they come in pairs.
One down.
Two down.
And for those who want to see their babies die, you can now pick 3 names.
Joey Wheeler
Redshirt
Duke Nukem
We also finished opening these little shit right here.
Look at that shit-eating grin. He knows that even in death, he still won.
Let's remember the ones that fell victim of the alien scum recently.
These little shits just keep trying to make America the bad guys. They even sent 2 ships this time.
The cannot corrupt The Donald, though.
I just can't find from where they come. It's like they appear out of nowhere to attack me.
Can they even do that? Not having a base and attack directly from Mars?
Gotta keep downing them.
And downing.
And downing even more.
I wonder if I can track this one.
Our Best Agent
Not gonna risk losing points now. But I feel I might know now where the sectoid base is.
Sanguinius, Hawkboy was literally too pure for this world
user, I...
We're running a little low on elerium, after making a fuckload of Power Suits.
So we might start pillaging again.
It was a back and forth of shots, but we ultimately had the last word.
The Jools is loose
We got them.
And they keep going down.
Cuban Pete bringing the heat.
Bump
One of them thought it would be fun to put him to sleep, for some reason.
He's not in danger, so let's just let him sleep.
It's also fun to camp doors. Now I know why they do it.
The Jools is a bonafide sniper.
This is a terrible day for humanity, Emperor Trump will be displeased
This motherfucker is unstoppable.
It's almost ridiculous how easy ayys absorb mine explosion damage.
But even when wounded, Muramasa cannot be stopped.
And that's how it ends.
And of course, there was no elerium.
We never find when we need it
We keep getting promotions. Probably because no one died.
This means we have full coverage on the world.
But there's something that keeps intriguing me. I haven't seen a single supply ship in all of the game.
I've seen a shitload of these, though.
We saw last time that it's not really worthy to raid these ships, so I'm just gonna let it rot in the forest.
Ethereals finally made their apparison. I hope I don't end up obliterating this ship, as I really need to get that psi research.
Fuck; I don't think I have a weapon weak enough to not obliterate this little shit.
Not surprising in the least.
I probably shouldn't have done this.
I hope it wasn't a waste of elerium.
Its a single man ship, its likely the alien wouldn't have survived even if the ship did