Oh gods, where are they taking us?

Oh gods, where are they taking us?

someone post the webm of the carriage bugging out

They're taking you to the tit warehouse

>2011
>first time playing skyrim
>popped in the disc in my Xbone
>skyrim bugs out right in the introduction scene
And this is how i dropped skyrim

>2011
>XBone

to page 10, horse thief.

to rape institution

To a shitty game.

>2011
>xbone
>playing skyrim on console ever

user... I

To- wait a second that image looks fucking ugly! Where are your mods?

>oh gods

Oh, I get it, it's because they believe in various gods, so they say "oh godS" instead of "oh god".

10/10 writing, Bethesda, you le magnificent basterds xD

To the cuck shed, sven

>console ever

Did anyone feel like that beginning scene was completely out of place from the game?

It feels like it was just an obligation. "Oh every other ES game starts in prison/as a prisoner so I guess we just gotta do it".

How's that autism treating you?

>>/reddit/

To Isengard

What better way to start an epic open world game then by locking you into a slow-ass non-interactive pre-scripted scene?

Fucking Bethesda.

can't get my horse cock mod one console

I used to be sweet on a girl from here...I wonder if she still makes that Mead with Juniper Berries...

I would much rather have you get attacked by a dragon while on the ride, shit hits the fan and you escape while you in whatever direction you want and then figure out what to do from there.

>Xbone
>2011
I've been hagged haven't I

WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

HALT! ARCHERS.

FORGET THE LIST

Honestly I'm surprised this intro wasn't meme'd to hell like TDKR. The dialogue is so awkward but oddly memorable, and the janky engine and models just add to it.

Nowhere I care about because I only play random alternate start mod haha fuck helgen

>not playing as a high elf warrior mage, uniting skyrim under the stormcloaks so that the empire is weakened when the based aldmeri dominion come to fuck everyone up while giving the illusion of elven support for rebellion

>alternate start
>end up in solstheim with only clothes on back

Aw fuck, best start.

You act as if Bethesda was the first to use that phrase, or believed themselves clever in using it. That phrase has been a part of fantasy stories well before the Elder Scrolls came along.

If I was getting carried off to be killed, I'd probably make a run for it BEFORE we get to the fucking fortified keep full of guards, not after.

Yes, jump out of a moving carriage while your hands are bound. See how that works out for you.

Why was Skyrim so tame compared to Nord lore before TESV.

What the worst that could happen?

You're about to get fucking executed.

Skyrim belongs to the ____

Narfi

You don't need hands to tuck and roll. And the cart's only going like 5 mph.

Nords, but also the Empire. Tiber Septim's dynasty was built on the backs of Nords.

And of course a magical reality bending golem.

Imperials

MUSEUM

Go ahead and do it then.

Thalmor

>oh god, where are they taking us

Fucking Bethesda, establishing a world where multiple gods is a common belief but instead using something that people say in real life. 0/10 garbage X(

Mer

Falmer got what they derserved.

>tfw you want to play modded skyrim so badly, but you know you will uninstall it after five minutes in game
sigh... Sup Forums... what am I supposed to do?

Why didn't they kill and beheaded Ulfric when they captured him?

trash

I dunno to make him watch his men die in front of him I guess?

Because the dragon came retard

I did this a few days ago. Installed, modded it and played for like 30 minutes before uninstalling.

Nice dude

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I'm talking right when he was first captured, not carted away, you fucking retard

Then say that in your post, fucking retard.

Why kill him first when you can make him suffer as you kill his soldiers?

THE FUCKING ELVES ARE DESTROYING STONES AND TOWERS AND SHIT THAT HOLD REALITY AND HERE YOU PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING TO WHOM THIS PIECE OF DEAD FROZEN LAND BELONGS HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS

Oh gods, where are they taking us?

Death to the Stormcloaks!

To get yelled at by Alduin.

Justice!

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I want to marry Aela

Also, what happens if you make the horse thief essential? Does he shrug off the arrows and keeps going full Forrest Gump?

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kek

Elven dudes

>Start out Skyrimjob for the first time
>First thing that happen is the cart flinging itself around

Thanks Todd

Snow Elves obviously, dwemer can rightly go fuck off.

>mfw I gave the SE a chance and it's somehow worse than I remember
I mean it looks nicer I guess...

it's not as snappy and the VAs suck talos testicles senpai

Doesn't that have something to do with high frame rate or something?
Had it happen to my brother after I installed my new graphics card. He was really baffled.

>train train traaaaain
>train of jeeewwwws

I couldn't bare more than 10 hours of the original Skyrim but I'm really enjoying SE for some reason.

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Guys, what happens if you die without worshipping any aedra or daedra?
Where are you sent to?

purrgatory