How will they fuck this up?

How will they fuck this up?

They fucked up by making it another 3D platformer, a dead genre. Instead, they should have done something new, like make it a vehicle creation game or something.

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haha ecks dee well played my friend *holds up spork*

When I see gameplay, the ost sounds shit and the voices are annoying

They wont

That's what literally banjo kazooie nuts & bolts was

By conceiving it.

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this is high level stuff

I don't like the way it looks, Unity was a mistake

Looks pretty fun, although maybe too easy? Even aimed at younger folk all the gameplay I've seen looks super easy

Collect-a-thons haven't been fun for years.

Animations look lifeless to me for some reason

They were never fun.

Just like Banjo Kazooie

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By being a video game. Sup Forums hates video games.

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If it flops like Mighty No.9, I'll have a hearty chuckle for all the people who wasted their money funding another kick starter project.

So what? Shenmue 3 kickstarter btfo yooka laylee kickstarter

I bet this guy donated to Bernie.

Playtonic has competent people working behind it.
Mighty Number 9 was run by a hack

Oh, yeah, it's not like that Kickstarter was announced at fucking E3 or anything.

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user please, Mighty Number 9 was a fucking disaster, I don't see how Yooka-Laylee is like that at all (unless you only own a Wii U).

By betraying Wii U owners that pledged their hard earned money to fund the game. Not that they're unfamiliar with the idea of wasting money.

That's a stupid post.
What's wrong with having a 3D platformer? They hardly exist nowadays.
It's better than some generic open world game or some shitty cinematic cover shooter.

He just does not get the hint to be quiet huh?

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I need to leave this place and never return

Too much of a Banjo Kazooie retread. It's the only conceivable manner I can think of.

Woosh

how did they betray wii u owners?

There'll be something in the game that implicates that the devs are sjws, and v/ will hate the game foe that alone.

>political statements in a collectathon 3d platformer
that really is worth hatieng

Rareware are horny furfags that love toilet humor, Im surprised I dont hear more complaints about that

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Playtonic is made up of middle aged British men, I really don't think Yooka is going to be a trans demigirl deitykin.

Wii U owners funded atleast 90% of the kickstarter in hopes of bringing the game to their system and Playtonic instead used that money to fund the PS4 and Xbone versions.

>Wii U owners funded atleast 90% of the kickstarter
proof? isnt it coming to wii u anyways?

They canceled the non existent "Wii U Version" they were supposedly focusing on.

This makes me laugh so damn hard, Nintendo purposely jew'ing so hard it tells it's customers to buy their new console in order to access games meant for their current one.

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Playtonic's team is much better and we can already tell by demos that the game is much better than Shitey No. 9 could ever hope to be.

MN9 did absolutely nothing right and there were plenty of signs from the get go.

Even if this doesn't work I don't think there's any way it can be nearly as bad MN9.

It's a 3D collectathon platformer. That's how they fucked it up.

NOOOO REFUNDSSS

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They already did by killing WiiU version
Lazy fuckers

they are probably making a switch version

Honestly I don't mind if the game turns out to be a mediocre platformer collectathon. As long as Grant Kirkhope does the music well, I'd be content.

He always does the music well

From what songs I've heard the music has mostly just been okay. Nothing spectacular yet.

The color palette is too subdued and washed out. The game world feels dull and lifeless.
Banjo Kazooie was vibrant as fuck.

Who the fuck cares about the switch version?
You really think all the people who bought a WiiU will also buy the switch? Hell no, a vast majority won't. And those people got fucked over.

I thought playtonic was based. They fucking aren't.

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Price. Only faggots are going to pay 30 quidderinos for it.

Oi mate can you pop into the nearest Tesco and grab me a pint of milk cheers.

Ubisoft disagrees with you

Fuck off paki.

He was joking

>waah why don't people continue developing for my nintendo 64

Those people got refunded though, do some fucking research

It will rely too much on nostalgia instead of being its own product. Too many hamfisted references and quips, the humor becoming a parody of itself, rather than just being funny like Kazooie and Tooie.

People who have never played Banjo before will think "hey that was neat" while people who backed the game will think "maybe I should not have fallen for the hype, it really is just the same shit again to a T"

After Nuts and Bolts and a lot of other kickstarter games being shit, being just okay will probably be good enough for most fans. The bar has been set pretty low lately.

i am a master at Limbo

Nuts and Bolts was good though, it just wasnt a platformer and thats why everyone got upset.

It looks really soulless and weird in all the gameplay I've seen. Hard to explain, but it looks really off.

Also the WiiU version was cancelled a couple of days ago.

Well duh. It's not like B&T had a long franchise established to let them start going into spin-off direction.

Nuts and Bolts would be been better liked if it was it's own thing instead slapping the B&T characters into it.. It's a case of "it's a neat construction game but a horrible B&T game."

Nuts and Bolts was shit just like every post 2000 anime

Nigga what the fuck is B&T?

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>How will they fuck this up
they already have, the worlds are fucking huge and empty instead of compact and filled with goodies

When I watch it I'm just not "feeling it", I don't know what it is. But I've felt this about games before and changed my mind once I've played them so who knows.

My only complaint so far is that the lighting should be toned down a touch and the shadows need to be softened and rounded to match the art style.

You don't like samurai champloo? Fuck you, dude. For real. Just fuck you.

They can't.

>Nintendo
It's clearly Playtonic jewing us here.

i can stand it being a little less complex than before, kids today are too stupid because of all hand holding on videogames.

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3D Platformers bomb on PS4
3D Platformers bomb on XBO
This will be pirated on PC

Playtonic are dumb.

I don't care how unpopular my opinion is, but I'm 75% sure this game will suck. Here's why

>kickstarter game
>it's not 1998 anymore
>it's been over ten years since these people have made a 3D platformer
>the gameplay shown is anything but innovative or fun looking. The world looks uninspired
>they should have made the character something fitting instead of trying to replicate the BK formula character design 1:1. Conkers Bad Fur Day had the same charm as BK and didn't have to steal anything
>it's looking like a watered down 3D platformer instead of a modern take on the genre

Basically, I expect nothing more than them to deliver a lackluster experience.

>cancel the version most of the backers were asking for

I'd say they already have.

>kickstarter game
>it's not 1998 anymore
these are not arguments

Is there gonna be a physical PC version? Besides the backers rewards one

These are actually my strongest arguments, but you have to have not been born after the gamecube era to understand why.

>a modern take on the genre

3D platformers peaked in the N64 era and can't really get more modern anymore.
That isn't a meme, it's a fact.

Sunshine and Galaxy could only modernize it in the way that they both had a gimmick you had to use but that's it.

Probably not unless Playtonic teams up with Limited Run Games at some point.

Yooka isnt modern in any stretch of the imagination. I won't expect any depth in how to "platform." In fact, i'm expecting this game to be basically the Conker's formula with as little gameplay as possible.

So if you somehow grew this dislike of games that were great when you were a kid, what the fuck do you want now?

They didn't cancel the PC version, retard

I'm not justifying shit to you. I don't need validation on the internet from a nobody of why this game is going to suck. I haven't been wrong in the pass ten years with the direction games have been going, especially from kickstarter, and I'm not going to start now.

>dead genre

Which is exactly why every single 3D Mario gets critically acclaimed

>being retarded

>PC
lol

Nintendo itself is betraying wii u owners, so I really don't know why you would bring that up.

The last 3D Mario came out over half a decade ago.