There is a quest that is literally an advertisement for Cup Noodles. FUCK ME!

There is a quest that is literally an advertisement for Cup Noodles. FUCK ME!

no one cares though

it's incredibly tounge in cheek and you know it

Did you use your American Express card to buy those noodles?

I'd kill somebody if they fucked with my noodles.

>tounge in cheek
What did he mean by this?

Bitch that's NISSIN brand Cup Noodles, get it right.

show me dat boipussi then

>FUCK ME!

Are you cute?

Nissan? The car compnay?

Sorry im English

I thought it was pretty funny. I mean nobody is actually going to buy more cup noodles because of it.

...

DIE
YOU DIE NOW

>They spent actual time making this quest and recording the lines in multiple languages
>They didn't spend time pacing the story properly or providing context to shoehorned/offscreen story elements

shekels more important that the actual story lmao congrats nips

>Put raw egg in my noodles all the time
>Ecstatic that their is a quest abut cup noodles
>"whats your favorite ingredient?"
>Fuck ya eggs!
>"Ok gotta get em scrambled"
>Gladio goes from bro to bitch in under a second

What kind of buff mofo bodybuilder does not like his eggs raw? I can't believe this character exist, immersion broken SE I had to jog 6 miles on my trueform treadmill to get my mind off this

Yes I mad

Calm down there autismo probably took like 10 minutes to slap together

It's ok when Kojima does it!

Almost as gay as saying shrimp is the best.

Who fell for it here? Come on, be honest.

Get scrambled, cuck.

>raw egg

Well they were 99 cents, the shrimp one has shrimp in it and they're better than Maruchan at least.

I was actually surprised the tons of billboards in the game did not have some advertisements on em. Did the Japanese version have em?

>Auto drive to hunt quest
>Bout to pull over
>Prompto dialog shows up
>"Hey Noct look at that billboard!"
>Oh ya... preety cool
>Prompto takes picture of it
>Game pauses while box pops up saying you can use the picture prompto took to get a 3% discount!
>Ignis sees the billboard
>"THATS IT!"
>Drives off cliff

Joke's on you, I just picked some up this afternoon.

I got 6 for 2 bucks at Walmart. I bought a Coleman grill while I was there and put it all on my American Express.

Yes, all the advertisements are in every version of the game. Hell Japan got a fucking Cup Noodle advertisement where FFXV stuff had Cup Noodles taking their place or otherwise just being around

I mean they aren't great but it's good when you're a college student who makes only $180 every two weeks to have something cheap to put in your gullet

So no.

Yes okay I'm sure a couple of people picked it up for novelty purposes but come on man this isn't like a legit advertising that's going to move 10 million units of cup noodles

self aware, they're having a laugh

Post XV Food Screens

I used to live off of Top Ramen, Tuna and protein powder in college. Good god though I just looked at my top ramen packets

>1820 mg of sodium
>76% of daily intake

Wonder how much of my life was taken off eating those every day for a few years

i don't get it

Can you fuck that bitch in the game?

Some one else pokes her

In ch.14 the big bad rapes her in front of you. Youre forced to watch.

why is she so angry

I love MaruChan

I found the American Express stickers at every store to be way more jarring.

That shit is fucking stupid.

Only in the afterlife

I'm almost disappointed that the western release of Peace Walker didn't have the Dewritos in it.

Ironic/meme marketing is the way of the future. I mean look at Hydrobot.

You think it doesn't work but it does.

The only thing I noticed that felt weird was this and the Coleman camping equipment every time I slept outside

>What kind of buff mofo bodybuilder does not like his eggs raw?

thats a meme

Is cup of noodle halal? I want to eat it but I don't want to get in trouble if it's haram.

Buying it as we speak.

If it's Kosher its Halal, تأتي في وجهي إخوانه

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR #!2%$" NOODLES