IT SUCKING FUCKS

IT SUCKING FUCKS
IT FUCKING SUCKS
IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT
and I don't like it

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>e-celeb thread

MODS!

How new?

So this is Silver Surfer.

Silver Shit.

Fucking Processing
Stop being so BLAST

AND BULLSHIT

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT

now you're playing power
now you're playing with fucking shit
i'd rather fuck shit than play this fucked up shit
this thing is so bad it sucks
this thing sucks so much it fucking fucks
and i cant take it anymore

>hates SNES Beavis and Butthead
Somebody neck this fucker.

Oh god I'm being attacked by B A L L S

BLUE BALLS
NO LESS

I think the joke was that he was horribly drunk and didn't see the game objectively

DO YOU LIKE PLAYING WITH BOMBS? THEN BOMBS AWAY BUGS-BUNNY-WOODY-WOODPECKER PIECE OF SHIT!

Hey guys. Can I play?

BANANA RAINCOAT WEARING BITCH

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

"people" watch this trash

The idea of it was cool, the visuals were great, but it was a really flawed game thinking back on it. Felt like a nightmare to actually play it.

C U C K
U
C
K

YOU STILL DON'T OWN A SEGA CD?

So?

FULL MOTION VIDEO!

32.5 MHz PROCESSOR!

256 COLORS PER SCREEN!

HOLY SHIT, THIS THING IS TOTAL FUCKING GAR-BITCH

Bad luck BOOTSY!

I heard he fucks dolphins!

Bruce Lee's relative is so powerful, he's the equivalent of a thousand nukes! He's gonna murder the entire population of China by breaking their necks!

BARELY MOVED THE LENGTH OF A GNATS DICK!

i audibly keked when he said that

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, NINTENDO TO MAKE ONE?

Sucks his own dick!

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
TO FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

it'd be easier to get a horse to wipe its ass on an eagle!

I'd totally watch his Castle FUCKING Vania movie.

>Liking the Beavis and Butthead games.

Sup Forums has the shittiest of all tastes.

I'D RATHER PICK OUT PEPPER FROM MOUSE SHIT WEARING BOXING GLOVES

He's gonna take you back behind the shed
To prep cock for his wife's ass
He'd rather have a black bald bull
Jizz a humongous fat load on his face
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of an unwashed Turk and down it for free
He's the angriest cuckold you've ever heard
He's the Angry Beta Cuck

HE LOOKS SO STUPID

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

He only washes his ass once a year. Up a tree. On Mischief Night.

YOU GOT A NAME, LEAD HEAD?

it'd be easier to go outside during a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain!

Remember when he beat up Bugs Bunny?

OMG that was SO FUNNI xDD

This post is certified wild

>realize if been watching AVGN for almost 10 years

64 bits

I love Beavis and Butthead, but even as a kid I knew that Genesis game sucked.

I MEAN WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH HIM, HE'S JUST LIKE...

That's the best possible intro to any episode ever, it literally sounds like he just picked the game up to just shit on it, didn't even bother to point out the music

Oh, so is he a plumber? Well, the game’s called Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties, so I guess it makes sense. He’s a plumber, and I don’t see him wearing a tie-

WHAT THE FUCK?

...

(You)

And a RUFF and a RUFF

And a FUCK And a FFFFUCK

*groaning noises*

I was being ironic, idiot.

It was a blowout alright.

newfag detected
fuck off

ZELDA

LET'S PLAY CHARADES, WHO AM I?

Your stanza's all fucked, and your rhymes suck, I'm ashamed to be called a cuck

MOYNE CRAFTA

ROLLING ROCK

Shitposting aside, what's your honest thoughts on Mike Matei?

I just thought of him as the Mineycrafta guy who's always on James' channel but after watching his Game Setup videos I'm convinced he's legitimately retarded.

ON

you can just walk over it

he gets free head pats from rolfe for being such a good boy

All I know about him is that he's supposedly has a huge cock.

32 BITS

BUGS BUNNY BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT

HOW ABOUT

BUGS BUNNY BIRTHDAY BEATING

THE ROLLING ROCKER

All time favorite quote?

>The load time. Load a shit! You can dump your ass in the time it takes.

>street figher 2010 episode is almost 7 years old

LOOK OUT IN THE SKY

IT'S A BIRD?

IT'S A PLANE?

NO! IT'S A SHITTY GAME

I like watching avgn with japanese subs and comments on niconico.

It's a whole new way to experience him

Christmas episode when?

LMAO

...

>were gonna need a bigger boat
IM GONNA NEED A BIGGER ASS TO SHIT OUT THIS TURD

Annoying and self centered

Street Fighter intro theme is pretty great.

youtube.com/watch?v=mhMbBi9oE1Y

It has a heroic, but hopeless feel, with a bit of "this game is old and forgotten" mixed in.

Post link

member when he beat up 2hu?

KORE WA BUGS BUNNY NANDAYO

BUGS
FUCKING
BUNNY
NANDAYO

Probably next week. I hope it's a longer episode since he hasn't had a miniseries to fluff out the content this year.

COWABUNGA? COW A FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!
THIS GAME IS DIARRHEA COMING OUT OF MY DICK!
THIS GAME IS AS UNAPPEALING AS FUCKING OOZE-INFESTED DIRTY FUCKING SEWER RAT SHIT!
I'VE HAD MORE FUN PLAYING WITH DOG TURDS!
SHREDDER'S MY ASS AND SPLINTER'S MY BALLS!
THIS GAME IS AN INSIDE-OUT ASSHOLE REGURGITATING PUTRID ANAL FECAL MATTER!
I'D RATHER YANK ALL THE HAIRS OUT OF MY SCROTUM! I'D RATHER DRINK DIARRHEA VOMITED OUT OF A BUFFALO'S ANUS!

IT FUCKING SUCKS
IT SUCKING FUCKS
IT FUCKING BLOWS
IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT
...And I don't like it.

>has fucking tons of retro games and systems
>only uses the CRT for his atari
>fucking NES on an LCD
>spent 7 months on a mario paint timelapse
Castle my asshole

BUT WHAT ABOUT MIKE'S 11 INCHER?

that game is one of my favorite on the NES

every stage had good as fuck music
>level 3

youtube.com/watch?v=Nmj9l8jtaDI

probably one of the best looking games on the NES imo

make sure to change comments to japanese under the video playbar if you have niconico in english. I haven't used the site for a while so I was confused why they weren't appearing


nicovideo.jp/watch/sm20292255

>Man, wouldn't this be a good reason to call off the wedding? I mean, he has had quite a day, I wonder what the bride's been doing, probaly worrying about the dresses and the colors, fucking flowers or some shit, next up the groom shows up covered in Bomb Ashes and Bird Shit saying ''sorry honey, I've had quite a day, the who-o-ole all living creatures in the whole FUCKING town tried to kill me that's all.''
>What makes him think the church is gonna be better? Is the priest gonna throw candles at him? Is Jesus gonna climb off the fucking cross and start hitting him with it?

I've been watching his letsplays recently. Dude has a passion for vidya. Favorite member is Bootsy, though. No one can match his dry, old man humor.

>seeing james during that superbowl doritos commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=YmSXEF4OzNU

Would either be this or the Frank as Frankestein tirade before he plays Football.

link?

IF YOU LOOK DEEP INSIDE THE SOUL OF MIKE MATEI YOU'LL SEE A HUMAN BEING

BUT FOR NOW WE CAN ONLY SEE THE BEAST.

youtube.com/watch?v=QpniiSFmOeI
0:36.

youtube.com/watch?v=QpniiSFmOeI

His Super Back to the Future II rant.

I know it by heart.

DICKMAN BABY

>spends hundreds on a Framemeister
>still uses composite instead of upgrading to S-Video or SCART because he's too fucking lazy to get up and switch cables yet is perfectly fine with getting off his ass to fuck with a switchbox

>tfw will never watch classic AVGN with bros

oh god that is him, you can't tell me that isn't him.

>when he reviewed a game you actaully rented and wasted an entire weekend and blockbuster rental

His rant about Ghostbusters II not being pausable.

>FACKwww

Worst member. Even worse than Ryan