Nier Automata

>forced to play a demo as robogirl with elder tier autism on december 22nd
Why is this allowed?

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>yfw she's just a normal android

New trailer?
youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9sc-XGorQ

>that music
I popped a boner 2Bh.

They are going to take 2Bs virginity, aren't they?

>forced to play the garbage 30 fps version in 900p

FTFY

it's 60fps on both versions though, 900p for normal PS4, 1080p on Pro

>consoles
>being able to hold 60 fps consistently

Pick one.

Is that a nipple?

>nier thread
>console war shitters not ruining the thread
pick one

> 2Bs
> Adam and Eve
I think they've got something goin on between them famile

Nah, Im pretty sure they will just make out infront of her, confusing 2B, which eventually leads her to molest 9s and A2

forced to remake a thread for the 1000th time why is this allowed?

Not gonna lie, they look like total homos.

How is stating the truth console wars? If you're playing on PS4 then you're playing the inferior version. It's that simple.

the problem is when you start stating obvious misinformation like it running 30fps on PS4

And you're delusional if you expect the game to run anywhere near 60 fps on a PS4.

what isn't fair?

LOST A LIMB
IN A FIGHT

Have you seen the graphics? It looks like a 2010 game. I own both a PC and a PS4 because I'm not a poor shitter.

a lot of Platinum games run at 60fps on console with drops to 50s in part with heavy action

The SFM porn this game will bring is glorious.

>on consoles
They have a particularly bad history of running on sony consoles though. Bayonetta had framedrops into the low 10s. I'm not even memeing here.

>Boar Drifting

Does anyone have the webm of the last moment?

>fighting a bagger 288

youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

>GIF
Why is this allowed?

Somebody make a webm of this.

even Platinum admits that Bayonetta on PS3 was a mistake.
most of their other games run pretty well though, and if Bayo2 on Wii U can be a 60fps most of the time i don't see why this can't

Plat made beyo2 run pretty smooth on wii u. Sure they can do that on regular ps4 as well. Especially if it's 900pee

I knew the nazis did this

From what I recall, they didn't handle that port, or even know about it. That was Sega giving it to some other random company.

Looking it up, it seems like Platinum didn't have confidence in making the port, and flat-out said they couldn't do it. Even so, they consider it their greatest failure.

gematsu.com/2012/09/platinum-bayonetta-ps3-our-biggest-failure

So, is Zero going to be dethroned as best Taro girl?

>Bayonetta had framedrops into the low 10s.
That's because Bayonetta 1 was made for other consoles first and ported shittily.MGR is one of the games on PS3 that runs on 60fps.
Also,Nier:Automata is designed for PS4 first.

>implying she ever was

She already was by Angelus

nobody cares pcuck

Why are all androids strippers?

How many headpats can a Toobie withstand?

Apparently you do when you bother replying.

Why would you build an android that's not a stripper?

That is an exceedingly good point.

it's coming to steam, just that you valvedrones don't get the demo unlike the piss4 cucks
Vanquish plays fine on PS3, Bayo is probably the only Platinum game that is awful on PS3

I have the sneaking suspicion that 2B is secretly like Caim.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't buy it on PS4 and pirate it later on PC. Denuvo has been cracked multiple times now and I doubt that it will be magically uncracked for this game.

why wouldnt you do that

>Forced

I don't think you know the meaning of that word, Don't like it? Don't play it!

TBA schedules are as good as vaporware. This piece of shit game aint coming to PC in a long time as long as the cucks at Square are handling things. If this was Konami at least, youd get concrete schedule.

Why not just not buy it on the PS4 and pirate it on the PC?

This is amazing

>Give me a reason why I shouldn't buy it on PS4 and pirate it later on PC
>Why not just not buy it on the PS4 and pirate it on the PC?

who /gonnamakeseveralaccountsonreviewsitestogivetarosgamea1010score/ here?

Would you change Toobie's diapers ?

The point is that it's a perfectly okay idea.

nobody is that fuckin autistic

That the release is due in 3 months and no word about PC release. Its not even on the steam database yet. Likely scenario is that SE and PG are not allowed to mention the details of the release until the game hits PS4 shelves, which is basically a form of faux exclusivity to bait impatient people to just buy it on PS4

Bagger 293's even bigger

This thing in Nier is called "Mars" though

robots don't shit

>to bait impatient people to just buy it on PS4
worked so well for Tomb Raider 2

no but they can pee

Then why is there fishing in the game?

for completionist autists

Why does an android have a mole?

And SE apparently havent learned their lesson. This is going to flop harder due to not having the brand power of TR and that fiasco actually hit headlines. Nier on the otherhand will pass by people's heads ala Mirror Edge 2 or Recore.

>forced

Or they're waiting to announce the date until they feel confident they can hit it.

Remember that the release date for the US and EU was announced like 2 months after the JP one, but the gap is less than 2 weeks. The announcement delay was due to assessing how much work was left for the localization process. The same process governs the Steam release; until the Plat team responsible for the PC port comes forward and says "we're on track to be ready to ship March 7" will they announce a date

to make her CUTE!

Reminder that it took 1 whole year for MGR to be even ported to PC. It may happen again.

actually a jack port
like in Alien 4

goddamn the bosses in this look great, it's been a while since we've had a good game that you can fight stupidly big bosses in

It's not a Taro game unless the MC has some kind of autism

Bagger 288!

Still need to see some humanoid bosses tho. Those always end up being the best.

>Nier autism
>remembering Papa Nier's "YES! YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS NOW!"

>the NieR Music Concert & Talk Live Blu-ray's price has decreased

!

SEE NOW, THAT'S HARDLY THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE

>Fapping to vidya girls

You're an ass.
But you're right.

>not boldly proclaiming your friendship to kaine after saving her

faggot

That scene makes so much sense when you realise it was written for a 12 year old Nier.

Still, it has charm to it

I like awkward dad trying to get along with edgy teenagers

Nevermind,I did it myself.

Everything in this trailer looked pretty neato. But I will say, that big boss looking thing at the end looked pretty uninspired, well, for Platinum Games standards that is. It looked like it was the recycled Metal Gear fight when you fight Senator Armstrong at the end of MGR. Now, I know it was just a brief couple seconds of footage and it could probably play out in a way I totally unexpected, but I dunno, it just sorta has me concerned ya feel me?


I just want platinum to have another fan-fucking-tastic game already and clean their name of their past mediocre stuff

It remind me a the ps2 Transformers game

good game btw

>How's it hanging, fellow kids?

> female with shota partner
> a sociopath
doubt.jpeg

> he doesnt want a dilf with Price voice to call him a friend
tard

Wait, where's Adam's shirt?

He just got done fucking Eve he did want his shirt to be messy user

I wonder why they even wear clothes.

It's note like they feel cold or anything.

>red claws on gloves
>Angelus was a red dragon
he wouldn't, would he?

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
> caim is a superboss you can only fight on D branch

...

If we look at computers nowadays, then they'd actually need cooling units instead of clothes to preserve temperature.

Androids are never done right.

How much of a time sink are the missing trophies?
psnprofiles.com/trophies/96-nier/Xarzax88

Fucking love it.
For the glory of mankind!

Less than a week remains.
The post-apocalyptic waifu war draws near.
For now, I rest.

>firm, well defined butt
>hazy and blurry butt
I'm glad I don't own a PS4 Pro.

All of them are a bother, really. Especially weapon upgrades, unless you have the DLC for easier grinding.

Do the fishing if you still got the sidequest to do. If you've done all of them and you only have the final, unquested fish to catch...don't bother unless it irks you to leave it 95% done

Harvesting a Lunar Tear is a MASSIVE bitch requiring a lot of console restarting. It's a 100% heal item and if you do it, you can plant more Lunar Tears and harvest them to easily get that 1 million gold achievement.

Are you ready for thigh-service the game?

FFXV boyband sluts? In my Nier:Automata? More likely than you think.