Your existence could be in a really immersive video game

>your existence could be in a really immersive video game

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What a shitty game

No it couldn't.

Everything I perceive is a contruct based on sensory input. The world is the player, I am the game, and my body is the controller.

>implying you aren't an NPC for the imageboard shitpost minigame
I'm on to you

>no cheatcodes

>your player thought itd be funny to put your height slider all the way down

> your player thought it would be funny to turn your depression slider all the way up

I think my player is AFK or idling for drops or something

>Waiting for the WW3 expansion

>fantastic graphics
>shitty gameplay

pottery

>advertised as a sandbox
>linear as fuck and other zones are behind paywalls

How long do I need to keep grinding before I get to the quests with good story lines?

WARNING! INCOMING GAME!

>5' 02" a fucking white male manlet
>Christian in an atheist generation
>all carrer paths I would be able to go to are putting in diversity quotas up the ass
>in severe poverty in a 90% neo-con America
>political ideology: Traditional National Socialist

Who is playing /darksoulsIRL/

>tfw your player clicked on Randomize
>complete fucking mess
Now I truly understand the agony of these npcs.

>other zones are behind paywalls
>tfw you grinded enough and leveled enough to get past the paywall to the Japanese server
Feels great man. Definitely the better zone.

When will developer Trump get rid of all the non NA players on the NA realm?

>your player has left you to idle for 5 years
N-NEET lyfe, r-right guys?

>mother was a swole as fuck body builder and a truck driver
>dad was a bouncer, biker, and an actor during the 80's

>skinnyfat
>no beard
>I am already balding at 19 dude to low T.

Where do I report bugs to the developer?

If it is, then i'm waiting for the player to get bored already and turn it off.

More testosterone makes you bald, not less

>voted for him
>all these jew CEOs he has hires before he gets into office want to complrtely remove pelgrants and foodstamps because of dindus.
>all the people on Sup Forums cheer as niggers lose their EBT, not realizing it is going to cause one of their allies to starve
>Sup Forums is now a pro neo-con and pro-Isreal and almost anti-NatSoc at this point.

This is what true betrayal feels like

That's not the way it works user, simply put sensitivity to a certain type of T is what makes you go bald.

>Atheist generation
Yea right, also REEEEEEE

So basically I am actually full of testoserone then?

>>all the people on Sup Forums cheer as niggers lose their EBT, not realizing it is going to cause one of their allies to starve
You don't understand Sup Forums, do you.

>This is what true betrayal feels like
That's what you get for being retarded.

slow down david cage

Almost every person I met at school until my final years of highschool was a proud atheist bashing on christianity because "muh fags"

Don't tell me this isn't an atheist generation when the fucking Catholic church bends the knee for fedoras.

I'm gonna immerse myself in your mom lol

They're kids, do you really expect them to understand Religion?

Maybe it's because I'm autistic but I've never understood the shit with shitting on this kind of stuff for no reason. If you want to be religious be religious and don't push it on other people, same with atheism.

How has the catholic church "bent the knee"?

>you don't understand Sup Forums

Sup Forums isn't satire or contrarian you crossboarding redditfag.

Sup Forums has become Sup Forums

Seriously fuck that board now. Itvs all bait and /presidenttrump hentai generals/

>yeah let's make him pretty good looking
>Quite smart too
>Tallish I think also
>Depression? Turn that up to max haha
>social ability...Hmm yeah let's put that at zero
HAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAJAJJA yes VERY funny

>Sup Forums isn't satire or contrarian you crossboarding redditfag.
You misunderstood my post. I wasn't defending Sup Forums by saying "you just don't understand it", I'm saying it's always been shit. It's just even more shit now. It's the epitome of "If you pretend to be retarded then retards will think they're in good company".

that's because in 2010 atheism was a popular meme, now because rightwingers are in full swing, christianity is a popular meme
the cycle will repeat in ~5 years

>Player put height slider all the way up

You're just a lazy shit who probably thinks overly highly of himself but is an "underachiever".

>penis slider set just a little below average

le depressed awkward but totally smart and handsome meme xdddd

I would excuse them if it weren't for the fact thet didn't change. I switched schools and they are still the fucking same.

The Catholic Church is shilling heavily for globalism and open borders and refugees, even outright commiting blashphemy by calling (((communism))) the most christian political stance.

>sliders

>The Catholic Church is shilling heavily for globalism and open borders and refugees
wow it's almost like one of the main tenements of jesus' shtick was "be nice to people"

Why do all NEETs always think they're intellectuals or have unusually high IQ?

Is it becaue of that one quote from whoever that said high IQ people are more likely to be depressed? So they think because they're depressed they must be to smart to be happy?

>5' 02"

Jesus man

their understanding of christianity is hellsing tier

Sorry mate.

I know it was always shit but it was atleast funny and fun shit. Now it's just the same fucking shit every day.

The only fun thing is the new /diy/ generals that basically get the law to destory the antifa safespaces for us but even then a lefty mod started fucking sperging out and deleted those threads.

I think the important part here is you've somehow found a way to feel superior to both

>someone fucked up my character creation and set the sliders to girl when i'm supposed to be (male)
>now have to install mods to not end up deleting my save

I hate this game

Not a NEET
Lazy yeah not an underachiever

>>someone fucked up my character creation and set the sliders to girl when i'm supposed to be (male)
Well at least you'll attract a lot of people

Read the bible more faggot. It says be nice but don't let people walk all over you.

I can't imagine going through life without being a narcissistic asshole.

They have no experience with the real world and thus can think themselves up into a euphoric storm. It allows them to confirm that their being lazy and drags on humanity is somehow validated.

>tfw to smart to believe i'm above average intelligence

Ok, well you and the pope have a very different definition of "don't let people walk all over you".

>christianity is popular

No it isn't

these radiant quest fucking suck

those mods are nice to start but will mess up everything else about your save, most people wind up deleting around half-way through after installing them

>to smart
i think your spot on with you're assessment there pal ;))

hehe

>girl I like is into anime
>her husbando is literally 5' 01"

Not all is lost for this manlet

Elizabeth/Kyle I know that's you who posts here.

Keep you faggotry at a miminum okay?

No I'm not that/those whatever.

I hope they work out for me.

>your player spends all day virtually jacking it to hentai and other lewd things.

>>your player thought it'd be funny to put your fetish slider all the way to degenerate

kek

Wouldn't you be that hentai?

(cute butt?)

honestly im pretty fucking lazy and id be the first to admit that

>The Catholic Church is shilling heavily for globalism and open borders and refugees, even outright commiting blashphemy by calling (((communism))) the most christian political stance.

Implying you can't argue that Jesus was at least partly a communist.

yeah you can express love but that doesn't mean you have to be anyone's bitch.

if you get attacked a lot in anyway it actually causes you to be stronger in the end so pick your battles wisely. also not responding and just smiling to people causes big time rage.

don't assume they don't all have experience that's ignorant. your points are probably valid from your point of view but I think you should try being more open minded to what other people think.

Atheist asshat spotted.

Jesus made bread fall out the sky while communism made people wait in line for bread.

"Ahahaha this will be great"

>5'6
>spotty beard
>glasses
>left eye more fucked than right eye, end up with bottle bottom thick glass on left
>social retard
>character forced to take a shit ton of mints to fake it till he makes it
>jack of few trades master of none

but all i do in this immersive videogame is play the minigames inside it

>Manlet
>Blind
might as well end it lad

I'm asian and I'm taller than you

I hope player will complain to the devs to fix a lot of things.

Is this you?
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>when you suddenly find yourself surrounded by walls
>piss yourself
>cry yourself to sleep

and I'm still hungry as fuck

>eat shit
>die
waow

don't do this. just find out what your strengths are.

Wish real life had equipment that added stats. Could really use some +confidence stats right now. Maybe an embarrassment resistance amulet as well.

>can't pick female
worst game ever

pretty much hit the nail on the head right here. if people want to try to think more about things then let them. why does this trigger people so much? it literally does not effect them in any way. plus like, what if it's their "job" or something to do this. at least until the situation changes.

don't forget the anxiety resist bangles

>The only confidence-boosting item is temporary and lowers your DEX anyway

Either of the following

A pair of great fitting pants and a great looking button down shirt

Alcohol

behold! the 5'2 nazi masterace

make custom dickgirl character, tfw all you want is bf but get creepy old daddies. Oh well at least I can go full agp and find a pseudo passing trapu to be my waifu for laifu, and get the high score for comfy.

You don't got a 7 inch cock Mao No-Dong

>he believes the masterace jew lie

I think I got the pants down but I'm not used to wearing stuff other than normal t-shirts. Also, player gave me an intense alcohol intolerance quirk for shits and giggles.

are you implying that germans/italians are the real jews?

Yes, that's why steroids tend to make people go bald quicker. Take advantage of your natty genes and start lifting

>going for the STR build now that I realize I have an advantage

your body got used to having lots of testosterone and as you grow older the concentration lessens and your body reacts by losing hair. it's why hairloss is less of a problem for asians I think.

I'm neet and think I'm pretty fucking retarded when compared to most of my friends, and short, and weak, and not that good looking
I kind of hate myself now that I think about it.

A 6 would do but...

>your player thought it'd be funny to input Sup Forums_ as your hobby

>your player took the desirable trait
>"oh dont forget extreme anxiety"