Accidentally kill a guy on your team

>accidentally kill a guy on your team
>alt+F4
>uninstall the game

Rip in rip

>load up new game
>go on an absolute killing spree, holy shit I am tearing everyone's assholes apart
>Me: I'm supposed to shoot red right?
>BigJoe2872: No retard we're team red
>alt-F4
>uninstall

>nigga jumps in front of your gun

there's nothing you could've done, John.

Plot twist: BigJoe is me and I'm playing against bots

>red orchestra 2
>trying to peer out through the fog
>see shapes running
>ask on mic if we have anyone over there
>no reply
>too nervous to shoot

this was before i learned about the whole holding rifles thing

why are you such a bunch of fucking faggots?

pls no bully.

>play awful and lose to an objectively worse player
>alt f4
>shut down computer
>pace around the room for half an hour

I always pee my pants when I do something wrong online.

Multiplayer sucks for me so bad. ;_;

>start playing bf4
>mic: why are you such a bunch of fucking faggots?
>alt+f4
>uninstall
>hire priest to exorcise house
>sell house and commit sudoku

>rocket league
>teammate is absolute garbage and he knows it
>he scores an own goal
>turbotard has left the game
>[botname] has entered the game

Lel

>accidently kill a team mate
>they kill me back as retaliation
>I boot them out the game
>get flooded with hate mail
I miss the days of halo 3

>bought pic related but too afraid to try online
>lost interest on keep playing it.

I hate this place

So fucking much

But i can't

There is barely a chat and most people don't give a shit if you're bad. In fact, they would be willing to help you out. MH has a great community.

f...for real? I tend to lurk MH threads and what i get from those is that players are too judgemental of what weapons other players use or how much they actually help the party, it's my first game of the series which makes me think i'm gonna get kicked as soon i join.

>accidentally wipe your entire party
>computer bricks itself the second it happens
I had to wait 2 weeks for my new ram to arrive and my failure haunted me the entire time

That's pretty awesome in its own way

>Royally fuck up.
>Immediately mute everyone and keep playing.

Fuck you the money is all mine

Thats only in the higher ranks. No one expects much from low rankers.

>have teamkilled, failed to clutch and killed myself when being last man standing on the team
>can't comprehend what team says anyway since i don't understand english voices at all.
>keep playing every round like nothing happened
>whole server starts thinking i have a lot of patience and good tolerance for insults when in reality i'm a sensitive hothead who gets easily mad at slight provocations.

>accidentally kill a guy on your team
>lmao im sooo high XD

>Guy on the other team tells me to suck his dick
>Get horny
>Have to quit and fap
>Come back on and ban they guy from the server
>Reason: You made me cum

The WikiHow should say..

Kill the person who picked it up and shoot the enemy.

>csgo
>playing comp with a friend
>15-1 winning
>1 round to end
>team kill my friend for shits and giggles ONCE
>get kicked out banned for 30 minutes match counts as a loss

Come on

>get called a faggot on Sup Forums
>alt f4
>uninstall internet explorer

>play characters solely for teasing teammates
>have the most fun ever
>regardless of attitude its deemed as toxic

I'm sorry, but a game that doesn't reward you for having fun has no business being called "game"

>go to the basketball court
>punch people in the face
>someone blames you for it
basketball is not a game because it doesn't reward me for having time punching people

Oh its intentional alright.

>shoot teammate so hes almost dead
>enemy hits him once and he dies
>its the enemys kill and not a team death
>dude gets pissed and team kills me twice
>game lets me kick him out for team killing

hehehehHEHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

devilish

denying and bonuses for support kills are a thing in other MOBAs you know

>play characters solely for pissing both teams off
>have the most fun ever
>regardless of attitude it's deemed as toxic

>accidentally quote the wrong person when replying
>quickly close tab
>never return to the thread again

Not only that but its a game mode with no shields so it all happens in seconds, oh and no respawns too. Its a fucking paradise.

>conciously kill a guy on your team
>pretend it was a mistake

Because 95% of techies are garbage which results in a disadvantage for the team. Enemy steamrolls you up until the T3s

Then you either win or lose after a 60+minutes game

>accidentally kill a guy on your team
>it was their fault
>you look like a retard defending yourself in any way for teamkilling

>see what appears to be a teammate kill several allied members, and then he kills me
>start a vote-to-kick
>check the scoreboard to how badly he's doing
>he's actually the leader of the *opposing* team
o-oh
>immediately quit then create a new online character so I can no longer be recognised.

>indistinguishable enemies
>scoreboard
>team leaders
>characters
What the fuck were you playing?

>Basketball is video games
I wish I could make these weird comparisons of things that have nothing in common besides the word "Game"

wow rude

Mount & Blade. I can't remember what the guy was dressed in, but his armour probably wasn't indistinguishable from my own team's --I'm just retarded. And by leader I meant leading in points/kills.

THIS

I fucking saw this today when I was playing chivalry,
>Kills teammate
>lul I don't even know what team I'm on cuz i'm so high lul

>insurgency
>no collision on
>shooting faggots from the window, not totally hugging it though
>teammate gets in front of me
>obviously gets killed
>HUUUUURRRRRR user IS TK'ING PLS BAN HIM
>YO WHAT THE FUCK user WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
>kicked and banned from the server

>Playing Siege for the first time
>Didn't know FF was a factor
>see an enemy drone on the ground in our spawn, start to shoot at it
>friendly runs across my FoV a whole second after I started shooting
>he freaks out and team kills me

Shit made me feel like a horrible person.

Did you spawn kill him? You can't get autokicked from the game if it's the first time you've damaged a teammate.

The Halo community is so bad, like goddamn. I can remember wrecking shit with a flamethrower and accidentally snagging a teammate with it only for him to run up and 1 shot me in the back for accidentally killing him. Like in all my years of playing CS source and GO I've never seen such a shit, childish mentality be so prevalent.

>play healer in a raid
>fail miserably
>alt+f4
>go back and say "lul my internet died XD"

>play Siege
>shoot drone
>shoot teammate through the floor down to 50% health
Alternatively
>play Siege
>get downed by a teammate shooting a drone right next to me

>questing alone in an mmo
>see someone walking towards you
>stop moving and act like you're afk after he pm's if i want to party up
>stand there like 20 minutes while he's doing the same quests
>accidentally move while he looks at you
>alt+F4

>the afk tag goes away if you move your camera

>playing cs source
>team mate gets angry and team kills me
>server has some plugin or something that lets you select a punishment (i.e. kill them, freeze them)
>notice option called 'puppet' or some shit
>lets me fire his gun and force him to strafe left or right as I spectate him
>proceed to fire his weapon everytime his crosshair is on a team mate
>everyone starts getting angry at him for constantly trying to team kill / damage team

Sometimes I feel like I'm making this up but I swear I remember this like 10 years ago on a server. CS Source had some great server mods

>start playing csgo
>kill yourself accidently with a grenade on the newfag servers
>alt f4 uninstall

>kill yourself with a grenade in csgo
That's an achievement if anything

>accidentally kill someone on team
>"sorry man"
>"no problem"
>proceed to play game normally

>kill someone on team by accident
>"sorry man"
>"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT FUCK OFF"
>now have the unstoppable urge to annoy them for the rest of the entire match

everytime

I feel really juvenile doing it but it's just so satisfying forcing an autismo to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ahahahhahahahahahaha

what did you think people would respond to? ACTUAL DISCUSSION? AN OPINION

nah. this is neo/v/. only twitter feminist bait and "why does Sup Forums hate " threads work here silly

epic bread for the long cat amirite XD

>Sniping
>teammate jumps in front of your shot