You can destroy The dark Brotherhood but no Thieves Guild

>you can destroy The dark Brotherhood but no Thieves Guild
>twf I just wanna get rid the corruption in Riften

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Naked girl yumyum

Why is she on her tippy toes?

>tfw Thieves guild went from honourable Robin Hood types that helped the poor and fought against corruption in Oblivion to a gang of deplorable thugs in Skyrim

>tfw peach fuzz is my fetish
>you can see the peach fuzz from this distance on her legs

Woah. It's just like real life black people

THINN

>Thieves Guild
>corruption
Last time I checked the Thieves Guild of Cyrodill are a Robin Hood type of organisation that steals from the corrupt and rich and gives to the poor.

Why skyrim choices are so limited?

>twf I just wanna get rid the corruption in Riften
The problem is mead makers, Maven what's her face. She and that faglord who stole that giant gem.

Is that Ira Bell?

I want to corrupt her anus

THIS IS YOUR FRIEND

SHE FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE

>emperor shows up in a gigantic ship
>literally no fanfare at solitude and none of the npcs even know he's there
>you can murder him and the gameworld doesn't even acknowledge it nor does it affect the war
>you can actually murder him while being sided with the imperials and it makes no difference

beth really outdid themselves with skyrim

Makes a woman's arse look better, women who do these photo shoots just wind up doing it out of habit even when their arse isn't visible.

The best is when they use lotion and they get that nice combo of soft skin, pleasant smell, and soft fuzz.

The last ex had that, I'd help lotion her lags after she got out of the shower.

A big theme of Skyrim is how everything is a shadow of its former self. That's how I remember it at least.

where do you buy donuts like this? Asking for a friend

>all guilds are the same everywhere in the world despite sharing the same name
I've been to multiple real life group meetings in different states, and they ain't ever the same.

Her "arse" wouldn't be visible no matter what. And fucking say ass like a normal person

Because they're Nords. Imperials of Cyrodiil are so noble even their thieves have honor. Meanwhile in Skyrim all the Nords are dirty, dumb thugs, the criminals especially.

Arse is the proper word you gobshite

Skyrim and Fallout 4 have been so incredibly underwhelming (and, when it comes to the writing, outright shitty) that I seriously have no interest in even pirating, let alone buying TES VI

Nice, I can't wait to get a gf so I can try this out too.

Well they're fucking thieves. They steal. The fact that a moralfag ran the Cyrodiil chapter is not the rule, it's the exception.

I do miss the Morag Tong though but they wouldn't fit anywhere else other than Morrowind.

>There are people who legitimately think the Thieves' Guild was better in Skyrim than in Oblivion

I hated the thieves guild so much in skyrim. It felt like every mission was just random shit unrelated to stealing.

Krispy Kreme

>Hey Todd, we got a good amount of positive feedback from Oblivion, but one thing everyone agreed with was that the inventory and UI in general could have done with some improvement
>OH I'LL SHOW THEM IMPROVEMENT ALRIGHT

so can this be a CHIM thread or is this just gonna be skyrim faggotry

Never.

You have to appeal to the dudebros you know.

>TES VI
Am I wrong or are they going straight to Fallout 5 for Elder Scrolls Online's sake?

you're gonna build a fleshlight from a bunch of those, aren't you?

>Well they're fucking thieves. They steal.
Somebody should have told Bethesda that, since the Thieves' Guild questline in Skyrim has more to do with extortion, corruption, and corporate espionage than actual fucking stealing.

Oh, and killing draugr. Can't forget the most important part of the questline

> litre
> metre
> theatre
> being this frogcucked

N-No! of course I'm not, baka!

>Fallout 5 being made by Bethesda

I fucking hope not

Well this thread was well timed, I only just decided tonight that I'm going to attack all the thieves quests, just because I want the Nightingale armor and bow for my character. Also it's my first time playing through the whole game. Is my decision worth it? I'm not really fussed if the NPCs are dicks because it seems like every aligned NPC is a dick in this game anyway.

>americans
>normal people

I'm sorry, did you say something?

>Americans
>People

>I do miss the Morag Tong
Have you played Dragonborn? :^)

>Americans
>Peo

Hahahahahahahaha.................... fuck.

>The last ex had that, I'd help lotion her lags after she got out of the shower.

That sounds comfy af. Tfw no gf

>Talos amulet

Guess we got a bitch that needs to learn her place, over here

...

>speak American

>denialfags
I'm no retard Stormcuck, but Talos is a god. His blood filled the "blood of the Aedra" condition and he btfo'd the jungle. Nirn is a mortal plane, deal with it.

NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE

Jesus I'm hangry right now.

Ironic comment coming form anyone on Sup Forums, and poignant.

God we would watch 80s slasher movies every other night, she loved Nightmare on elm street and Halloween I loved Friday the 13 and Evil dead. Or we would watch bad cw shows.

CAN'T WAIT Ta COUNT OUT YER COIN

>tfw a girl has so little ass you can see that there's nothing there from the front

>frogs
They are greek words, ameritard. No sure about litre.

fitting seeing how skyrim is a shadow of an elder scrolls game

F

They are honorable in a multicultural melting pot, but thugs when living in a white power fantasy land?

...ns

Being a nigger should be illegal

I forgot how shit the item screen was after years of Skyui

>not using "bum"

You can't exterminate the fighter's guild for being werewolf abominations after joining the Silver Hand

You can become archmage for your amazing stealth archery skills,

You can join the Bard's College for your amazing musical punching skills I guess

Doors that can't be unlocked except with a key that's in no way out of the ordinary (like the dragon claws, those were exceptional keys)

wololo

all these words are from latin and greek user

Using your mum's bum tbf

I bet the KKK
You racist

at the donut store

>Burger music starts playing

Brah...

The correct choice of words is actually "buttocks"

this is art

for fat lards, yes.

overweight neckbeard
how fitting

FUCK YOU Sup Forums I JUST UNINSTALLED OBLIVION TODAY

FUCK YOU

It makes her legs and ass more shapely.

that was an unintended side effect of Skryim being a shadow of Elder Scroll's former self

>wahhh the game needs to hold my hand

Just murder all the characters lol it's not hard

youtube.com/watch?v=XpJEg6MTPzc

:3

>after joining the Silver Hand
I thought they were just differently named bandits.
When the hell do you get to talk with them, let alone join them?

Why is it that no developer used the bethesda formula to make a good game? i would love to see bethesda getting completely BTFO by some other developer at their own game.

God damn I want the Character Screen back

t. americancer

i wish i could go back

You can't, like he said.

No one else has the vision, apparently. Bethesda doesn't either, but they're running on cruise control from when they did.

I thought he was just annoyed that killing the Companions wasn't an option.
My bad.

Also his bad, he should have said ">can't join the Silver Hand and exterminate the Companions"

Honestly it blows my mind how lazy bethesda is, but i suppose why put in effort when you can halfass everything and still receive praise from everyone.

Theres a mod for that, google "destroy thieves guild"

>mod
I won't risk my save being corrupted in exchange.

I remember watching a stream by an ex bethesda developer , and when skyrim got released or maybe fallout 3 can't remember they had a meeting and anyone could submit anonymous suggestions and comments ,he sed something along the lines "we can do better next time" and everyone got very butthurt about it. Bethesda as a company does not want to change they dislike criticism even among themselves, there is no hope for them.

then make a copy of your save you dumb fuck

holy shit is this the mouthbreathers we share this little piece of hell with?

>tfw your post is making me install the game after years without playing it

Fuck you.
I love you.

Are you stupid or just ignorant?
Almost every mod is perfectly safe, as long as you follow the installation instructions.

If it fucks your game, that's on you.

But why is she your ex? It's always "my ex" when someone is talking about their girlfriends on Sup Forums

>this much autism

>posts on Sup Forums
>can hold a stable relationship
Fucking pick one

>then make a copy of your save
lol no I won't do that everyfuckingtime nigger

>Almost every mod is perfectly safe, as long as you follow the installation instructions.
That's what they said in GTA IV perfectlt safe my ass nigger.

You're a special brand of retard

>how dare people explain why they dislike things instead of just mindlessly shitposting, what autists
Fuck off retard.