ITT: Times you were literally a sane person in video games

ITT: Times you were literally a sane person in video games

>Game says to take frequent breaks
>take a break every 30 minutes to flex my joints

Completely sane, even in membrane.

>combine soldier orders me to pick up can
>pick up can and throw it in the trash

>play seemingly generic game
>still play and listen to the tutorial because I want to understand its mechanics and don't want to blame it for my own shortcomings

>single player game has a known easy to use glitch that makes the game a lot more comfortable to play
>honor the developer's vision by not exploiting it

>someone reposts a shitpost thread on Sup Forums
>report it, sage it, hide it and move on with my life

>Old man back home asks me to get waterchip
>Pay one of the caravans to deliver water to my friends

There are still good people left in this world.

anons

its not sanity

thats just you being an autistic faggot

>somebody disagrees with me on the internet
>tell him I still respect his opinion and that I would still fuck his tight boipucci

>buy video games
>actually playing it and had a good time with it
I'm completely serene

>your mission is to take out your target
>sneak into the building and silently kill only my target and quickly leave while making sure to never disturb the dinner party.

>I would still fuck his tight boipucci

I think that's already implied.

sage is not a downvote. to think otherwise is not sane

>getting your whole compound murdered by desert bandits

>get told for being an autistic faggot by some random stranger on the internet
>respect his opinion about me and reevaluate myself to become a better person in the future

VIDEO GAMES

>escort quest
>walk slowly all the way

Wow tuff dude

>blindly obeying external command
The only reason this isn't considered insane is that it's what most people are like.

>user don't eat that it's poisonous!
>I WILL NOT BLINDLY OBEY EXTERNAL COMMAND I DO WHAT I WANT FUCK YOU
literally you

>press start to begin
>press start
>it begins

>play GTA-like sandbox
>Only use my own car and stop at traffic lights

>play game with online multiplayer unlocked from the start
>limit myself to single player until I feel good enough to keep up

>playing an rpg
>DON'T steal literally everything I find, respecting the property of allies and strangers despite there being no penalty for doing so

>playing team based game
>actually communicate and help allocate resources in order to win

>press any button to start the game
>press the any button

>play a multiplayer game on European servers
>use the English language to communicate instead of my native tongue

>see abandoned fort in the distance
>go inside
>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
>leave and never come back
I don't like being rude