>i main captain falcon!
I main captain falcon!
>I'm so bad I can't edge guard and shit on Falcon's recovery
>it's another wacky reaction image thread
Can you just fucking not?
>My main fighting game is Smash Brothers!
>I play Mario Party
Mods are too busy policing Sup Forums to give a shit about other boards
>i main shit poster!
>I play smash competitively!
And you sound like a butt hurt faggot thats mad that trump won
>smashcucks
>not maining Characters that are harder to win with in order to show off ya moves
>Smash is just a party game, I swear!
>i play smash competitively AND i main captain falcon!
>i main
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I main Bowser!
Great thread; you're all heroes
>I main Bowser! (Female)
>I main ganondorf, he's an HONEST character
I prefer bowser/peach porn
XD show me ya moves! OMG THE KNEEEEEE!!! EPIC FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
>Still playing Smash Bros. after Link is still not viable after 4 Smash games.
Why would a turtle be hairy what were they thinking and how would you even keep it up with questions like these left unanswered
You have shit taste in porn.
Seriously, he has scales, who the fuck is this mystery claw with arm hair.
>maining
>being good with only one character
>not knowing the entire game
Hilarious joke. Tell me more.
Everyone should have a pocket Falcon.
When you start losing the crowd, just whip out a Falcon ditto, and the seats start filling back up.
He's the go-to hype man.
>you have shit taste in porn
>this coming from someone posting Wendy
Check yourself m8.
Wendy is an ugly bitch, I'd sooner see Morton porn than that ugly creature.
You can clearly see he has hair on his head and eyebrows you simpleton.
Maybe Koopas are some evolutionary link between mammal and reptile.
>or maybe King Koopa is more man than you'll ever be :^)
Haha
I main a few to spice it up
Plus a match with 2 of the same characters is a bit odd
>go to local smash tournament
>notice a lot of vans for some reason
>head inside
>a bunch of skinny guys and fat guys, no inbetweens
>none of them are dressed particularly well
>noticing a lot of "witty" t-shirts and dadjeans
>monster cans as far as the eye can see
>fat guy at table with 3 other autists
>telling a story in greentext fashion
>VOCALIZING A STORY AS GREENTEXT
>they lose their fucking shit at his story
>someone shouts "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!"
>everyone throws up their hands and acts upset
>I leave
I don't think I wanna play smash anymore
>i main fox
>being gay