"Heyyyy It's user from high school!"

>"Heyyyy It's user from high school!"
>"...What does he have in his hands?"
>"user put down the big gameboy and sit with us!"
What is your response?

the only cute girl there is the asian

no the receptionist

I do everything they say, EVERYTHING

fuck off roasties
highschool was shit

Video games?

Who the fuck are yall?

>girls want you to sit with them
in what world?

>y'all know I ain't payin' the bill, right?

The user in question is holding the Nintendo Switch™

It's not a Gameboy, you disease-ridden sluts. It's the Nintendo Switch, the greatest console of our lifetime. You should get one too, if you ever get good taste in VIDEO GAMES.

*wa-hoo!*
*ding!*

and then they all left to talk shit about each other

*removes headphones, Mario music and sound effects blaring from them.*
huh?
*they all look at one another and back at you awkwardly and start chuckling under their breath nervously*
Ok.
*sits down and puts switch on table*
So-how...how are you...doing?
*awkard silence*
Good...oh look at the time.
*they all get up leaving you at the table alone*
Nice seeing...you...annon.

Immediately piss and shit my pants. They wont ever interrupt me after that

>hey it's anoon from high school
>are you on facebook
>ew no he's shitposting on that Sup Forums thing

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*ya-hoo*

*ding ding*
*blip blip*
WAHOO!
*boing boing*
*1UP*
YA!
WA!
*deedle deedle*
*bing bing*
YIPPIE!
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
*boing*
*ding dong*

Hm? What? Oh I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over this fantastic new game Super Mario Switch™. Oh you haven't heard of it? That's too bad. Enjoy being vapid sluts the rest of your lives.

*walks away without even letting them respond*

>Ya-hoo
>he's playing breath of the wild

Geez dobson calm down and just send the friend request

*tips his fedora and leaves*

Imagine playing Breath of the Wild and when you look up, there's a real Bokoblin to your left.