"Yo bro pass the remote."

>"Yo bro pass the remote."

Did you give Trump a firm handshake?

Hey bro, I think you have something on your eyelash.

Did you give Geoff Keighley a handjob?

did you rub red cheetos on your hand?

I would never let anyone touch anything of mine until they had washed their hands with warm water and soap, used hand sanitizer, and wore gloves.

People are fucking gross.

uhhhhhhh

don't you mean DRUMPF?

holy fuck dont say that

Sure thing

But I don't have a PS4

haha can you imagine getting a handjob with that hand haha

shes just mashing it.

>bro, theres something in your hair

OCD faggots are fucking retarded.

kys

Namefags are worse.

reply to my post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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I'm trying to trigger the real spoSATA.

I hate namefags.

Is that hot cheeto dust?

... was he fucking eating the cheetohs or using them to masturbate?

SUPERSTITION IS WEAKNESS

ok

Thanks bro.

W-What?

It's just a guy's right hand. His thumb is under his palm.

is that your hand or your foot

w-what are you

kek

Look again

oh shit

but why does it have 5 fingers then

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>Can I see it after he's done?

boy do I sure love to suck dicks

WRONG

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*Pokes lightly with heated fork*

sure thing brah here ya go

ehhhh

Y'know this really isn't that nasty when you get past the coloration. It's not like the muscle is fucked up or anything.

stop

*Grabs hand by the wrist with both hands*
Surely you were expecting this...
*Twists your hand until you're forcibly sticking your index finger out*
Fucking finally
*Deep mouths your index*
*Slurps the hot and spicy Flamin' Hot Cheetos™ dust off your index and ends at the tip with a pop*
Mmmfff, fuck, bro~
*Licks your palm*
Fuckin' love Flamin' Hot Cheetos™ dust
*Smacks lips*
How come you didn't-
*Licks between your fingers*
How come you didn't lick em yourself?

This some krokodil shit?

I am Groot.

explain

abandon thread

>Sup Forums will get offended over this

India.

I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be able to see the muscle in the first place, hot damn

Some people have fingernails that grow from more than the fingertips.

>"Sure bro, but first I want you to give me the ol' spicy trombone."
>::unzips dick::

HOL UP
He's resting his thumb under his hand.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my president, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The muscle is totally fucked man, that's clearly necrosis. At that stage the only thing left to do is fucking amputate it.

>I can't count

So you too have 6 fingers?

would have been funny if it was orange cheese.

flaming hot red doesn't work out too well.

you tried at least.

Nah user that's just the skin rotting. It's a surface wound. Dude'll be fine.

The rotting skin has clearly infected the muscle below. The arm is a lost cause.

Throw some neosporin on that shit then.

Yeah, and some Hydrogen Peroxide. Surely one of those will save him.

Wash your hands.

Fix your mutation.

Pop that shit, put on some gauze.

Go to the ER immediately, I'll leave it paused until you get back.

I have industrial strength clippers in the drawer over there, here's some goggles.

They had to take a fucking medical angle grinder to a guy who had a similar problem. I don't think your clippers are gonna do shit unless those clippers happen to be cable slicers.

Those are warts though.

It's probably some guy that lost his thumb so they replaced it with one of his other fingers. I hope that's the case anyway

What happens if you wash clothes, swim, drink, shit and dump your corpses in the same river.

That's a mutation, though. You can't catch it, you need to be born an X-poo.

wait

He went exploring in the Mariposa military base

Pass the controller over, user :3

Didn't know we had the Cheetos connoisseur here with us. Fucking Christ

kek

Grab it ur'e self, I'm eating right now

Aight bro here you go

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For what purpose?

What the fuck is this

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hi 4 bro

Heres your controller bro

It's a real life case of lazy animator syndrome. Are you Seth MacFarlanes hand model?

>I am suffering, please kill me

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME

Jazz is so cute

Heres my spare, you can use it.

flamin hot > regular cheetos

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Be sure to keep that rumble on.

Here y'go, bro

I actually tasted a bit of mine and it tasted like syrup

what the fuck my dude

was he the only one?

>Controller wasn't working
>Opened it up
>Like a hundred tiny spiders come crawling out

Never fucking giving my shit to anyone ever again

mods

is it time for holes

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if only mom knew how many times i've saved her life

You use SPHERE TO CONTROL YOUR GAME UNITS

Right user?

HIROOOOOOOOO

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!