And here's anons room, I guess you can say he's a real video game buff

>And here's anons room, I guess you can say he's a real video game buff

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Buff? Well, I'm more of an expert, really.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEET

OUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>Parents open my door to guests
>I'm jerking off

GET OUT MOM

>this is me looking at the normies

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FFFUCK OFF

Hey, I'm playing that.

>not locking your door
>not jerking off exclusively at night time

>having your parents show random people your room on some kind of weird ass house tour

Amerifats

kek

>those walls and decorations
Holy shit user
That is slick as fuck

I prefer the term connoiseur

more like creepy, it looks almost like the owner is a fat fuck as well

OBSESSED

t. poorfag living in a mudhut
the only people who don't give house tours either live in a single room or don't have worthwhile houses

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>not jerking off exclusively at night time

>implying theres enough time in a night to contain my jerkoff needs

How do you get rid of the lingering smell of cum lads?

>not stopping, looking them straight in the eyes for a few seconds and then continuing right before their eyes

You eat it user.

>tfw this never happened because I would never be awake during the day

Sometimes I wish I could go back to the good old days.

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Steam clean the carpet, wash all your surfaces, stop cumming on the floor, get some fresh air running through your room

Every room is my room considering I own this fucking house.

Wow I sounded like my dad there.

R.I.P in peace dad.

and this is our holodeck, good god Lieutenant, what are you doing?

>tfw your room smells perfectly fine to you and cum and booze to everyone else

>don't mind the stench of putrefied flesh, he masturbates a lot

Just tell people you were bleaching your clothes in there.

Not letting it sit anywhere in the first place by using the foreskin as a container and then go to the toliet.
Of course you need to HAVE foreskin for that.

youtu.be/q5AkBBQWZR4
>tfw feral

>he doesn't have candles in his room
disappointed in you user

mfw I don't have a door.

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who is this cumster dumpster?

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That's a uti waiting to happen user.

Venus Angelic
you'll hate her the moment you watch one of her videos

That's just creepy.

mom, stop talking about 9/11 when I'm jerking off.

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>Venus Angelic
oh shit, didn't even realize.

Wasn't she the one who got in a lawsuit with her mother and moved out to japan?