When is he going to kiss Kairi?

When is he going to kiss Kairi?

>There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!

What did he mean by this?

they already fugged and she is knocked up
screencap this

When is he going to kiss Riku?

Kairi's too much of a footslut

>pluto

Off-screen near the end of the KH3, they'll just show Kairi tip-toeing.

It'll happen. Trust me.

KH is fujoshit. It's not going to happen.

>Ash got some action before Sora did
Damn and he's still like eleven

Just goes to show how easy it is to do

>resting the "blade" edge on his shoulder

why does so much official art and even in-game stuff fuck this up

>Kairi
*Riku

because it's clearly a dull surface and more key than blade

>1.5 + 2.5 trailer ends with a shot of sora and kairi

can't wait to see you 2 fags backpedal and say you never cared

There is no "blade". Keyblades are blunt objects.

P-H-E-W

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

Never. Nomura is actually scared of traditional heterosexual romance, that's why everyone will just be friend to each other forever.
And we will never see Sora's parents.

There's nothing wrong with resting a blade on your shoulder. What cuts is pressure and the slicing movement.

alright I can accept that they're blunt until they're used in battle (cutting clean through buildings and shit)

but there's no reason a Keyblade user should ever hold it backwards

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>but there's no reason a Keyblade user should ever hold it backwards

There's a reason why they took the mark of mastery exam in DDD.

thumbnails.

Uh huh.

The only role parents should have in games is waking you up at the beginning.

His mom doesn't even wake him up, she made diner and he already left

>Sora's dad is Xehanort
>Turns out Sora was half Xehanort all along
>Soranort goes full keikaku doori and proceeds to initiate the final phase of his master plan

When is he going to kiss Riku?

you're forcing your meme

I just started playing this for the first time today how spoopy.

Why would he want Ansem's used goods?

it's not a meme

Nojima and Sakaguchi wrote the story, Nomura barely touched it.
And you can see that when in Advent Children and the novels is stated that Cloud and Tifa only "live under the same roof" in their orphanage refuge. There's only implication of them being actually in love, and with the shitty plot of AC you barely have any opportunuty to see it.
Meanwhile Cecil, a guy with make-up and the obsession with the color white who wasn't touched by Nomura aside from the Dissidia games managed to marry, bang and have a child from his childhood friend.

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I want a Brave Fencer Musashi esque game starring shota Cloud and oppai-loli Tifa.

>Nojima and Sakaguchi wrote the story, Nomura barely touched it.

Nomura was actually responsible for a lot of important shit in the story.

Exactly. Good thing love isn't important.

So what you're saying is you want a shitty game?

Love is the most important user.

All we have are each other in this cold world.

Cloud and Tifa's relationship in AC was purposely made ambiguous because the game let the player choose Cloud's romantic partner and they didn't want to alienate the fans who didn't choose Tifa.

>Brave Fencer Musashi
>shitty

>When is he going to kiss Kairi?
Give me ONE (1, ichi[1]) Disney Princess that got the L

[1] Ichi means "one" for you, baka gaijin

>Cloud and Tifa's relationship in AC was purposely made ambiguous

They are literally raising a child together.

Sleeping Beauty

What's with Mickey's ears here?

So why does Vanitas look like Sora again?

Both of Mickey's ears must be visible from all angles, it's on Mickey's design docs.

Bullshit. Reguardless of your choices by the end of Disc 2 there is at least a huge hint of romance. Hell, there was even a scrapped sex scene made by Motomu Toriyama that got cut because Kitase felt it was too much (meanwhile Xenogears managed to get away with it).

No it's Sora who looks like Vanitas lol

{spoiler[I fucking hate this series[/spoiler]

How embarrassing.

Ven's heart split in half
Fractured heart mean comatose
Ven and Sora make connection, ven's heart is somewhat restored
Because of the connection, Vanitas looks like Sora, Roxas looks like Ven

You probably hate yourself more

The only thing embarrassing is your inability to use spoilers

never. you're going to get a Sora/Kairi hug in KHIII and you're going to like it, fag.

>Some tramp who married the first guy she literally laid her eyes on

When is he going to kiss Roxas?

It's the Astro Boy hair thing

Is kissing yourself gay?

Not at all.

That's like saying masturbating is gay because you touch your own dick.

*Aqua

>kissing a hag

you kidding me
this is a disney/SE game

no kissing will happen between MC's sadly

That's why sticking a dragon dildo up your ass isn't gay, there's no dick involved

Yeah, kissing in a Disney movie?

You'd have to be nuts to think it could ever happen.

I always got a boner from this scene as a kid.

I could have sworn he still held it that way in DDD.

I think he does it for a wrist guard or something?

But Sora's dad was in BBS, kind of.

Explain.

Never because it's a kid's game ;^)

But Vanitas was created before Ven's heart came into contact with Sora and he still had his voice.

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When Terra visits the island Riku tells him that Sora's dad rows them out there from the main island to play because they're too young to do it themselves.

Because the boat was still there I guess that means he was actually on the island when Terra was there and made Riku touch his key.

POKEMON fucking did it.
POKEMON.

Teeth-up is how every single Keyblade wielder uses their Keyblade. Sora, Riku, Kairi, Aqua, Xehanort, all five Foretellers, Mickey.

DDD Riku is no different.

The only exceptions are Ventus, who obviously can't have the teeth gouging his arm, and Terra.

After how many seasons of blueballing?

Zero, because Ash never had a real romantic interest until now.

Also, I'm gessing the 2 movies where he got a kiss completely slipped your mind?

He wasn't really interested in them that much. Also a Pokemon pretending to be a girl doesn't count.

Misty was very implicitly a romantic interest.