Make embarrassing username for account as a kid

>make embarrassing username for account as a kid
>can't change it and can't just start over because of how much you've put into it

Mew2king

and yet people think kids should be able to transition genders lol

Damn that's actually a good point. I'll use that.

this is a powerful argument

>MFW i have never done this
nice, what do I win?

eheh

>email made when I was 12
>embarrassed to tell people it
>can't change it because important emails are addressed to it

>it's a weeb name

>it has the word spartan in it

My first username was literally just two letters and a ton of numbers.

>brother makes me an account with a username making fun of me
>grow to like it and it becomes my go to username for everything
Fuck you Tim

>unironically used Sephiroth in all of my usernames when I was 12

That picture is really cute!

>due to my name being extremely common in my area, people call me by my last initial (Z) to avoid confusion with the other fucking hundred people with my name at my school
>everyone starts calling me various things that start with Z
>enjoy it, start to use the letter Z for usernames
>am now a grown man with an email that says "zman"

This is why PSN will always be inferior until they add in a fucking rename feature. I dont care if it costs just let me change fucking names.

>make a kinda shitty username as a kid
>still use it to this day because I sometimes like to google myself and see how far I've come as a person online

my first runescape username was jraynor666 . Im pretty sure thats at least edgy enough to qualify.

>google your username
>first link is your newgrounds account

>[spoilers]Demonkid24[/spoilers]
>still use the yahoo email associated with it

How bad do you want it user?
Because by the way you're talking you are practically BEGGING for it.

>making email as a kid so I can play some browser game
>knew that I'd regret something stupid so I just used an amalgamation of my first name, last name, and middle names
>gamertag is a variation of that
>The email seems professional and I still love my GT
Basically the only thing 10 year old me didn't fuck up entirely.

My username I can't even say, but I will say this
It's got sonic in the title

current username is holocaust bakery though so that more than makes up for it imo

>make username that's some esoteric reference from when you were younger
>it sounds sleek as fuck so you keep using it
It's distinct as well, so sometimes I see someone saying they remember me in chat especially in small communities like Warframe PvP.

my nigger.
Almost every username I've used after the age of 16 has pretty much had the word "stupid" in it

>yfw you google your username and it's the name of some random company

zmanandtails?

No. You will live with your mistakes.

>Brother made the username back when he played videogames
>Gave me the account
>Haven't changed the username to this day
I like it. Reminds me that I wouldn't have all these games if weren't for him.

i knew a kid that got to pick his own first name
he picked frankenstein

what a legend

>because I sometimes like to google myself
user, no one here wants to hear about your masturbation habits.

>Name I used in MMO for years
>Google it
>Polish drillbit company

>mfw I somehow managed to think of a decent name that's rarely used
>mfw said username also has the benefit of search engines only bringing up results relating to some company because of how closely it matches

Same

I was like 10 and made it sound like what I thought people's emails were supposed to sound like. Still using it.

>Online name is a nickname you had in an old online group
>group fell apart and you were a total spazz back then
>people from old group still recognize it
>cant change it either
>the one IRL person I know from the group calls me only by that name even outside
It's a good thing it's technically a real name.

>had a uniqueish username since I was a kid
>reach 18 and googled my name.
>every link was attached to some shit i had done, mostly gaming / throwaway accounts
>google it now
>has somehow become a text font and is drowned in hundreds of pointless links
I still use it.

>tfw use a username for a while
>google myself one day
>some fucking transgender furry shares the same name

>Decide to start all over anyways because the name is just that shitty
>Have one friend who somehow finds my old username and tells everyone about it

who gives a fuck about a username? just tell people to call you by your actual name you cuck

Nigger you can just forward your mail from the old account to the new one automatically. Keep your old one as an archive, switch emails from services to the new one if you want, and give new people the new address. You literally won't have an issue.

>google old username used for forums/meme sites
>all of it still shows up
>rereading what I uesd to write
>had birthdate in it
>used nip words
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIE

>been using a stupid-ass email i made when i was a kid for 10 years
>dad bought a web domain and my address became [email protected]
Thanks, dad

>The transgender furry is actually you from the future

I could never change it.
Had it for 10 years, started as one of those rollercoster names, replacing A's with 4's and other cringy shit
Now usually I try to snipe "Plasma" without any additions if its not already taken by someone else.
Googling my old original name only resulted in things related to me somehow, I guess it was too unique.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Used my Real full name in runescape

>finally craft a unique user name by modifying an obscure character i liked
>4 years later, someone fucking stole it
>use it as user name on websites ive never been on
>"that username is taken"

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING THEIF REEEEEEEEEEE

C Man1q2w

>not just using [email protected] for official coms
>not just slowly phasing out the old cringeworthy one

it's certainly what I did to great success

>google username
>only other person with my name died in a car accident years ago and has comments on their steam page memorializing them
All according to plan

PSN

I eventually decided to just make another one anyway but it's pretty shitty that you can't change your display name.

>have this
>it's a @live.com email
>it lets me make a sub email account that still sends to my main account
>make it my name @live.com

>Try putting in your usual login info on that site
>It works

>your nickname is a hidden reference to your little sister who died at the age of 9

>make an online username
>it's a common Turkroach male name

just gonna kill myself famalam

You're supposed to embrace it ironically. Knight_of_Darkness77 or whatever gay name you picked as a kid is badass when the character is almost as old as the game now and is a high enough level with enough unlocks and gear to justify the goofy edgelord name.

>Stole my username from someone else so I never feel self conscious about it, in fact extremely happy with my decision

Get on my level, faggots.

>Think of an original name and change to it or make an entirely new account to get the new name
>Everyone still calls me by my old username

>linkzo10
>link
>zo for zora
>10 for 10 years old

>think of a new nickname that is both an anagram and a play on the words
>google it and find out no one ever used it save for some person from 2004
>never have problems with "That username is already in use" thing ever
and then another thing happenned
>think of a word while dreaming
>sounds goofy but somewhat cute
>wake up and google it
>no such word in any of the languages or website

Now I have 2 unique nicknames, I'm set for internet for eternity.

Who is this semen demon

reverse image search you fucking nigger

>have masculine username that my mom set me up with as a kid
>become trans and have to bust my ass to phase it out

>use a username for years
>find out one day a certain cosplaying roach also goes by that name

I bet your mom is so proud faggot

20 years online and I haven't stuck with a handle for more than 1 year

>Username is an inside joke you made up with your friends 20 years ago about how vines in Mario Party look like they're growing out of peoples asses
>But it also sounds real close to your actual name so you keep it anyways
>Despite the fact that all of your friends stream from the same domain, which uses your name.

My family is smiling at me. Can you say the same, faggot?

Anzu is a pretty common name. Wasn't there a Naruto character that uses that name, too?

She's cute as fuck anyways, so it's okay.

>tranny calling anyone else a faggot
and actually yeah, I have a pretty good relationship with most of my family.

>Make an account
>create a password
>Make another account
>use the same password for other account
>"Password requires a number"
>use the same password but with numbers
>Make another account
>use the same password that had numbers
>"Password requires a number, a capital letter, and a symbol"
>use the same password as usual but with adjustments to fulfill the new requirements
>"Password is too long"

"Too many duplicate characters in a row"

i bet you kiss girls, faggot

>forget password and reset it
>can't use previous passwords and have to add on a number at the end you know you'll forget

>password must contain at least one capital letter, one number, and one special character

>has a spelling mistake as well

>your usual go-to password is a random 6 lettes that have meaning only to you
>Password must be 8 characters long and include one number and a capital letter
FUCK

>one capital letter, one lowercase letter, one number, one special character, and be at least 8 characters in length

man I don't care if someone gets my password for this shit fuck off am just trying to order a pizza

Actually I'm abstinent

>forget password and reset it
>"Answer this security question first"
>It's a subjective question with an answer only you from 5-10 years ago knows

>make account for a forum
>never post there once, just do it for some pokemon signature shit
>years later, check my old email and erase my trail
>can't delete the account

My first username was my my first name plus my lunch number, good thing I was broke and never had money in my account

>kissless virgin busting my balls for being trans
KEK

Anzu is a common name weebs use son.

Kinda like how i was DemonCutter in my first few forums and now i cringe when thinking how cool i thought i was when a bunch of other idiots probably did the same

>tfw I didn't care about progress or acquaintances and just deleted accounts when I felt I didn't like my handle anymore

This is probably why I am so detached from online communities...

Mehmet my son.

You can kek in hell after your inevitable suicide

I'll be living it up in eternal paradise

Enjoy suicide at 29.

>used to use the name "pcell" because it's a shuffle of my initials
>Blame! starts getting translated and put on manga sites
>pcells everywhere

it was nice while it lasted

only the unpassing hons do suicide.
why is it that virgins like you two always stick to the suicide thing?

Because outside of PTSD trans people have the highest rate of suicide

the ways trannies die can be counted on one hand, your options are suicide, AIDS, or getting beaten to death by an angry fag.

Which would you prefer?

...

This was a good exchange, thanks for reminding me I'll never be a massive faggot like you user. Really brightened up my night.

Just make a new account. Not like you have any decent games anyway.

>use unique username
>some faggot from Brazil uses the same username now
FFFUUUUUCK YOOUUU

hue

jesus christ, transgender really is a mental illness, i dont think ive ever met a trans person who was capable of reasonable thought

>have cringy forum posts on my old username
>username became some shitty maymay
>googling the username only brings up the maymay and obscure sites
>mfw

thank god I was playing on pc servers where I could change my name at any given opportunity before finding the one that fit best as an online name