I'M GONNA GET ON MY BOAT, AND I'M GOING UP RIVER...

I'M GONNA GET ON MY BOAT, AND I'M GOING UP RIVER, AND I'M GOING TO KICK THAT SON OF A BITCH BISON'S ASS SO HARD THAT THE NEXT BISON WANNABE IS GONNA FEEL IT

Endgame?

I rented this on VHS when I was twelve and got all the way to the very end but my mom made me turn it off when the gunfight broke out. Over all these years I still have never had closure on this movie

For you, it was the day your Mom didn't let you finish Street Fighter.

But for her...

It was Tuesday.

This movie is S-tier camp, no one can truly dislike it

>my mom made me turn it off when the gunfight broke out

Amazing

>mom made me turn it off when the gunfight broke out
Meanwhile when I was like 10 my parents and I watched super-violent movies. Horror, rape-and-revenge, action, anything airing late at night saturday and sunday.

Which movie was better, the Street Fighter movie or Mortal Kombat movie?

>tfw watching watching old Arnie, Stallone, Bruce Willis, and other violent movies with my dad.
>was able to watch ninja scroll.
>played mortal kombat, doom, Final Fight, and other violent shit.

Being a kid wasnt that bad.

In terms of actually being close to it's source, MK easily. I love both movies honestly, SF is so hilariously bad that I can't help but love it and MK is a solid game based movie in my opinion.

>Street Fighter movie or Mortal Kombat movie?
wtf? this is not even a question if youre talking about the first mk movie. street fighter is just bad good

One of my most cherished childhood memories is watching Big trouble in little china while eating hamburgers with my dad.

Same, I was watching Terminator 2 and Aliens at the same age I was watching The Wizard of Oz.

>Mortal Kombat movie?
I should rewatch that, its been a while. I legit think that this and the Tomb Raider movie are the only good video game movies.

>nobody posts "now who wants to go home..."
Slippin.

post more young kylie minogue, you gay fags

Why the hell would I have pics of her?

>TFW watching High Plains Drifter with my father when I was 8
>Eastwood rolls into town
>Shoots fuckers while getting a shave
>Then rapes a woman for giggles
>She wants more
>Then tries to kill him....again
>He brutally whips a man to death with a bull whip
>Burns the town to the ground
>Kills people
>And in the end, he was the ghost of the murdered Marshall

Because you're a pig guy.

And don't worry user I got you covered.

You think that's bad? My mom used to record movies on the VCR when they were airing on tv but would leave out the super violent stuff. I always did think it was weird that the lawyer in Jurassic Park managed to find a safe hiding spot in the bathroom.

Hot fuckin' hell.

But I mean, she's not even that hot though man.

you take that back you 2d loving freak

No

Her legs look like they've been glazed

...

This movie was originally a script for a GI Joe film, but due to the rights falling through the studio hastily had it re-written for Street Fighter which they were able to obtain the rights for.

Really, I didn't know that. Considering how the movie played out I can easily buy that,

That makes so
Much sense

Is it true?

instead we got was Ivon Waynes being in the other GI Joe film.

Mortal kombat is God tier and probably will never be topped in video game movies. It was so good that it's theme is known everywhere, Tom cruise tried to get a role in it and the sequel, and the devs wrote their entire game series from the story in it.

A boom like that will never be matched, even if a 1:1 likeness of a live action game movie came out today.