STOP GIVING ME FUCKING TUTORIALS IN GOOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES.
I'M FUCKING SICK OF EVERY GOD DAMN GAME GRINDING MY PLAY TIME TO A HALT TO EXPLAIN SOME SHIT THAT SHOULD JUST BE IN THE FUCKING MANUAL.
I'M 26 WITH A FUCKING JOB. YOU, STOPPING YOUR COCK GOBBLING GAME TO GIVE ME A TUTORIAL OR TO REMIND ME HOW TO FUCKING JUMP OR SOME OTHER PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED SHIT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO MY TIME.
FUCKING.
STOP IT.
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HI NINTENDO.
>I'M FUCKING SICK OF EVERY GOD DAMN GAME GRINDING MY PLAY TIME TO A HALT TO EXPLAIN SOME SHIT THAT SHOULD JUST BE IN THE FUCKING MANUAL.
People stopped reading the manuals a long time ago.
Im pretty sure this was the M&L game that GAVE you the option to look at Tutorials. Dream Team is the one that forced it upon you.
the fuck are you talking about? this game didn't have any manditory tutorials for things that weren't new mechanics like the dashing
DT is the one you're thinking of
not that this game was good, it was mediocre, but you're still a retard either way
Sup Forums really is the place for autist
People nowadays NEED obligatory tutorials in video games.
>2:14
>"This is the tutorial, blah blah blah..."
>skips the tutorial
>20 seconds later
>"HOW DO I SHOOT"
why are you even playing this game? it's so bland a tedious, with paper mario's gameplay in boss battles being the only saving grace
Why post Paper Jam when it has the least amount of tutorials in any M&L game they are relagated to A tutorial tab
Paper Jam was great fuck off
elaborate
Stop playing Jap games, then. Those fuckers are stupid so they need to dedicate a couple hours to drilling everything into their thick skulls. This happens in anime as well. They spend like half the episode explaining every little thing in excruciating detail.
>get to the Wiggler fight
>not having too much trouble, finally get it whittled down enough that I can take a crack at Kamek
>whiff both of the trio attacks I use at the very end of the whole rigmarole
I just shut the game off and haven't played it since then, and I got it like two weeks after it released.
>women can't even figure out how to shoot in a shmup
God damn
Even better, during her little "freakout" when she was "trying" to figure out how to shoot in to the right, she never even pushed any of the other buttons. She just sat there, shooting left, holding down the already-shown-to-be-wrong button until she got hit.
She also forgets five seconds later how to shoot left again, as an enemy comes from behind and hits her again.
>"Walkthrough"
Good god, apparently this is supposed to help people?
Next game comes out.
"WHY DOESNT THIS GAME TEACH ME ANYTHING I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITHOUT LOOKING UP A GUIDE!"
Dude.
You're using the wrong Mario & Luigi game.
Paper Jam literally only gives you tutorials if you fuck up severely during the first few battles.
What does that say about you, OP?
no, just because you only skip a couple of tutorials. the game still spends hours over-explaining things and reiterating the same point over and over
>you only skip a couple of tutorials
>every battle command is put in your optional battle manual unless it's a new mechanic like the plane, which you only get one tutorial for