Im making an indie rpg with Jesus as the protag. Jesus is public domain or can christiabs sue me?

Im making an indie rpg with Jesus as the protag. Jesus is public domain or can christiabs sue me?

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Only Mohammed is copy-written, and Muslims are very litigious about making unauthorized images of him.

OP, your blasphemy might lead to sudden thunderstorms during winter.

No copyright but you might die of blasphemy

You ain't making anything, nigga.

As long as it doesn't portray him in a bad or antichristian way, you might not be struck by lightning. Just ask yourself, if Jesus were sitting next to me watching me play this game, would he be offended?

Tell that to the fags that made this one
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I've never seen CDF arrive in a thread to pre-empt disaster so fast. On behalf of my country (America), I thank you Christians on Sup Forums.

To answer your question OP, I at least, will not pursue charges if the game is good. If not, then yes, you may be offending me enough to take actionable measures. What is your company name?

>Jesus and Judas
>on the same team
>implying lazarus' resurrection went awry
>Jesus killing anyone or anything

This is so wrong in so many ways

>Not wanting a Metroidvania where you play as Jesus driving the Jews out of the temple

I can play castle crashers instead of that heresy tbqh fa.m
Soul is more important than having fun with a heretic game

>Jesus was a peaceful man.
>This was the only recorded place in the bible where he lost his temper.
>It was for a good reason.

No, I'd rather play a game as Jesus during armageddon when he decides to finally wipe faggots like you from the face of this planet.

Man christfags are the worst ever at ever understanding Jesus's messages.

Fanatical dogma was the opposite of his ideals.

>He never read revelation or the rest of the bible
>He takes a whollistic hippie approach to the gospel

Fucking pleb

You say that
Meanwhile I am a "fanatic" that asks for miracles and they happen right under my nose
I wonder who is wrong, the random faggot that calls me a fag or me that has seen how money comes out of thin air when I ask God for it?

>He's never read a Jewish half-translated story told by Romans hundreds of years after
>B-But I get Miracles, please don't ask myself to prove it

I really wonder what kind of sad empty lives people like you live where you need to fill a void with hopeful end-times and deluded ideas of divine patronship.

>he actually gets what he prays for

Tell me how the fuck do you pray?

Can someone quickly sum up the bible for a guy who has never read it?

Preferably in green text.

I did all that God asked from me and kept myself away from most sins, not perfect but I am getting there.
It is a hard road that only the chosen ones get to travel.

Whats the alternative, watching the world go to shit without any hope or reasonable expectation of anything getting any better?

It's a wonder atheists haven't completely killed themselves off. I'd rather be ignorant and sheepish than be hopeless, and animalistic

your moms a public domain

>Whats the Alternative

Genesis
>god makes earth animals and man
>gives man woman and free will except for 1 rule
>meanwhile in heaven, lucifer(devil) gets jealous of humans and decides to fuck with what god made
>he tricks woman into disobeying god
>man listens to woman ignores this rule and fucks it up for everybody
>man fucks it up for his entire species
>meanwhile
>as a result god decides to wipe the earth out with a flood
>god takes pity on the faithful great great grandson of the first man along with his wife, 3 boys and their wives
>he wipes all the other humans off the earth besides these 8

Continue?

Do not delude yourself, you are exactly like them. Having faith that god will make things better instead of making them better yourself is no moral victory.

>Stats

>PRAYER
>FAST
>FAITH

It's not our place to fight things on a celestial level. If one demon can kill 185,000 men in a few hours, do you really think you have any chance in influencing the world to become a better place at all by yourself?

Except the enemy (Satan) is the ones that divides the good men of the land that want things to get better and put the effort on doing that.
That's why when Jesus comes, He will get rid of the demons and the evil people that are scum.
Only then us the good men of the land will have peace finally.
It is written.

Two options:

1: it's a Christianity based videogame. In which case it will sell like shit.
2: it's a "comedy" game that rags on Christianity. In which case it will sell like shit.

Enjoy.

will you make it blasphemic, because that's getting old?

Powerful people are dicks

New Testament
>God genetically engineers women to carry his future son
>20~ years later an angel tells that woman she's pregnant
>Jew king spazzes out and kills all male babies
>doesn't kill the one child he actually meant to get
>kid grows up and outwits some old fucks at the temple
>becomes adult tries convincing everyone to be peaceful and shit while part timing as a carpenter
>feeds hungry people, brings a man back from the dead, etc.
>other Jews don't like this
>Jews ask their Roman overlords to do something
>Rome not really interested
>senator agrees to execute him only if the Jews take full personal responsibility
>they agree that they and their children and all their descendants will take responsibility
>Jesus gets crucified
>dies
>comes back to life three days later
>tells his followers to chill out
>then leaves again

That's about the gist of it.

Inaction in the face of evil is no better than to practice evil yourself.

Jesus wouldn't care.

Revelation
>last apostle of Jesus
>gets visions from God about the future
>the end of satan and his fallen brethren
>the end of wicked humanity
>the dawn if a paradisaic new earth for faithful mankind
>a chosen 144000 kings to rule with Jesus in heaven over earth

God doesn't let the evil run free. He has destroyed every civilization that eventually fills their cup.
Filling your cup means that you have exhausted your chances of forgiveness.

Make one for Muhammed's life for contrast.

I used to feel this way, but is killing a thief or a murderer any better than letting them go free? Or does it create more martyrs, theives and muderers? Is it not murder in itself to kill a murderer? Its not our place to judge, only God's. The best you can do is reason with these people, and try to get them to change their ways. However the ones you can't change will die in the end. There will be a revelation of sorts that will reap the unforgiven souls into damnation and eternal rest.

You would allow the will of others to determine your fate?

Only the will of God is the one that matters.
Truth, peace, cooperation, love, justice and solidarity. That's all that He has teached me.

>Rinki dinki indian man sits on a fucking rock and shits, that single shit becomes wisdom

Christianity has been mocked so much in games and nearly no lawsuits that I can thin of have ever been filed against such media. I'm pretty sure you're in the clear, though, if you're just going to insult Christianity with your game, you're more than likely wasting your time.

Only the will of the one who created all and knows best

Where is the JRPG where the Protagonist party kills the Old Testament angry God, and one of the Heroes stays behind to become the Peaceful, and forgiving New Testament God?

Jesus seemed like a real chill guy, so i don't think he would be too offended with a videogame.

Nigga, the Bible was written 2k years ago. The author(s) are long dead, so pretty sure it's way past the copyright duration.

you have to ask for vague things and then not specify a time frame or circumstance you want it to happen

then you win no matter what

checkmate, fedoras

Is it vague to specifically ask to get more money and then every check out get it?
Or when I go to buy some stuff with a 100 bill and suddenly it turned into a 200 one?

if you ask for more money then getting a fucking dime can be interpreted as your prayer being answered

what the fuck are you talking about

This isn't Scientology, so no, nobody will sue you for making something about the bible

Why do people not realize they're the exact same God?

>The Bible was written 2k years ago

The Bible is a collection of older works and was assembled by the Catholic Church during medieval times over the course of many, many years.

Does no one research history anymore?

>Not realizing God isn't here to make your life comfortable.

Nigga He ain't a genie. Try asking for things that aren't selfish.

The bible is actually a collection of scrolls that dates from 2000 years ago to nearly 8000 years ago. The entire bible wasn't compiled until the end of revelation, in which John states "no more should be added to this book nor anythig taken away in its entirety"

Yet the catholic church added volumes of fucking garbage and sermons given by "ordained priests" to serve their evil purposes and to violate so many of god's commands in the name of a barbaric crusade. The catholic crusade was one of the most significant uses of the Devil's deception in order to turn the masses against god.

This entire struggle between g
God and Satan, was Satan pleading with god that he has the means and the right to rule and that humans should rule themselves. So in order to establish this claim, first he had to invalidate christianity as a whole by combining it with pagan religions via constantine and making it discredible as the years go by with centuries of misconduct by the church. God only allows the devil to do as he pleases, to prove that satan is indeed wrong and humanity cannot rule themselves. God plans to bring back all those whomever suffered or died in his name, and to punish those who tortured/blasphemed in his name. He plans to destroy all wicked men.

The church is a construct of Satan not God

All these christ-fags fuck me. If I come in guns loaded I'll get called edgy but at the same time this whole thread reeks of 13 year old church boys.

The Bible says if you got enough faith you will move mountains.
And it also says that if we ask for things our Father will provide.

Umad satan?

That is definitively impossible.

God himself is a selfish being, as are his creations. Anything you do is selfish.

>All men seek happiness

I am literally saying I went to the store with a 100 bill then when I paid for my crap it turned into a 200 one.

When is somebody going to make a Castlevania-esque game where you play as Jesus going around whipping Jews out of temples

Thunderstorms during winter are not uncommon. The idea that "thundersnow" is odd is just because it sounds funny and not everyone has always used the term. It's a thunderstorm with snow instead of liquid precipitation.

What makes thunderstorms LESS common during the northern hemispheres winter months is a lack of latent instability and lift caused by enhanced surface heating, as well as a rapid changeover of air masses as frontal boundaries push further and further southward with the polar and arctic jets. However, these frontal boundaries can be and are often strong enough to force what low level moisture has accumulated upwards through synoptically forced lift that an unstable or buoyant environment isn't neccesary. Jesus doesn't cause winter storns. He does do locusts and shit though but that seems regional.

Go ahead and make your game.

>t. forecaster

>atheists
>animalistic

We're not the ones who murder people over religions.

>whipping Jews out of temples

You forget about the 144,000? That special area of heaven closes off for 144,000 preordained members of the Jewish tribe?

Daily reminder Heaven has a class hierarchy and you CAN earn a gold mansion. Sunday morning Christians will live in the slums.

Why did God create the Canaanites just to genocide them?

I'm not religious but it seems like most ENLIGHTENED INTELLECTUAL KILLERS SUCH AS MYSELF are aetheists. Ratio is pretty swayed by number to the religious folks though

How do you know he created everything and knows best? Because he told you so? Do you believe everything you're told?

But Jesus and Judas WERE on the same team. Jesus literally asked Judas to get him killed. Judas was his most trusted apostle and had the toughest job of them all: kill his own bro.

Nice post.

Same could apply to the devil faggot.
And as a chosrn one I can attest that what He has teached me works.

Playing as YVHV wiping out little Japanese faggots when?

BTFO by your local weatherman holy shit

>Jesus seemed like a real chill guy

I think you're forgetting about that time he got super pissed off and whipped the shit out of some jews. Guy didn't want merchants in his house.

>Same could apply to the devil faggot
Yea, no shit. That's the point. Why blindly believe one but not the other?
>I'm a chosen one
That's an awfully arrogant claim. You thing an unfathomable, all knowing/powerful being responsible for all of existence cares about a single creature in the nigh-infinite universe he created any more than you care about a particular cell or bacteria in your body?

>tfw had a near death experience a while back that made me question everything and don't know what to believe in anymore

Well He took the time to teach me by His own hand.
And sent me visions and miracles.
I think thats enough proof.

>tfw Judas is the most tragic

>Jesus and Judas
>on the same team
Weren't they fuck buddies before Judas looted his corpse or something? I don't remember the specifics of the christian myth.

>tfw pretending to be a christfag to set off the fedoracore shitlords on an atheism rant

Elaborate on how he personally taught you. Give me examples of these visions and miracles.

>ever making a thread with a subject Sup Forums can shitpost in

that was your first mistake OP

Nothing happens when you die as far as anyone actually know ls. Thats good or bad. Don't be ruled by fear of not knowing. Live now or dont, it really doesn't fucking matter what you do if it's worth doing to you

>shitlords
wew lad

Judas sold him out to the roman guard for 30 pieces of silver to be executed by staking or as the catholic church teaches, crucifixion. But in all reality they needed a symbol to use, so instead of him being "staked" they altered the history to make it say crucifixion. This gave them the symbol they needed for tyranny. The crux is an egyptian symbol of phallacy, basically its a fucking penis. They pretend the son of god was nailed to a penis.

This is why I hate the church

Saw the promised city, visions of the future, events that I couldnt change, I saw miracles, money duplicaying itself three times now.
I was given tasks and hints of what to do and what to learn, until I proved my worth.

If God set everything in motion and is aware of how it will all turn out, free will is not real and so morality does not truly exist.

Even without God, all things are set in motion by laws which we did not have control over and continue to shape all of our actions, so free will continues to not exist.

>tfw falseflagging as a fedoralord to trigger shitposters falseflagging as christfags
remember, Im always one layer of irony ahead of you

Christians are such beta cucks. Getting slaughtered by Muslims all the time and don't do anything back despite all the neckbeards on Sup Forums shouting deus vult from their parents basement.

So if I call youa faggot this instant, it is not free will?

What is all this horse shit

Yeah dude, make a Jesus video game. Didn't stop japan from making a manga/anime about Jesus and Buddha as wacky roommates. That was some cool stuff, they were CUTE!

But what do you do with this free will? You squander it, you mock it, you fuck the same gender, you defecate on public property, you steal, you cheat, you lie, you murder, you rape, you plunder.

You really expect him to tolerate this? You buy your child a toy, he breaks it over and over and over and over for thousands of years, no matter how many you keep buying him. You eventually don't buy it for him anymore and what happens, he gets mad at you, he calls you unfair, he blames you for all of the stupid infantile disgusting shit that he has done with the gift that you gave him.

>staked instead of crucifixion
Isn't that a Jehovah's Witness thing?

I really like this passage. More than anything it says:
>Don't you fucking dare using eligion to exploit people
>And don't bring worldly shit into my house
I wish more people would follow that interpretation

But if he knew all of that was going to happen ahead of time, and made it that specific way because God doesn't fuck things up, why does he punish people or outlaw things he outright knows will happen because he wrote it into the fucking script of time?

I really like this passage. More than anything it says:
>Don't you fucking dare using religion to exploit people
>And don't bring worldly shit into my house
I wish more people would follow that interpretation

Nobody cared when South Park did it, the only cultural taboo is depictions of Mohammad because of sandniggers

They also removed the gospel of Judas from the bible because it contradicted the interpretations of the bible at the time, and the modern church brushes off its dismissal as a conspiracy theory.

The game closest to this that I can think of would be Devil Survivor 2.

Exactly. You doing that was a result of thoughts that originated from your physical brain, which you have no control over independent of the thing. Any illusion of control is simply you experiencing your brain processing your next action, but it will certainly arrive at one specific point regardless of what you do.

If someone knew the atomic make-up of your brain and all of the laws of physics, they could tell you your every feeling before it happens.

CUTE!!!

I'm curious about your honest opinion on climate change

You started a flame war you faggot. A good Jesus game would be something like I forgot.