Father forgive me for I have sinned: In multiplayer I ___

Father forgive me for I have sinned: In multiplayer I ___

Marathon
Lightweight
Ninja

always try to join the winning team, because I don't like losing

am addicted to killing snipers, even though they are unworthy opponents

use arty in world of tanks and love it.

am addicted to taking a sniper and running into the center of the battlefield.

Overextend like shit, can't stand to stay anywhere near my teammates or passively hold control points.

use voice chat

Autistically follow meta and don't allow myself to have fun by using the blatantly OP picks.

said 'gg ez'

use my teammates as meat shields and indicators of where the enemy is

Blame my teammates even when I know it's my fault we lost.

>meat shields
disgusting

>indicators of where the enemy is
I gotta admit, teammates are super useful for that.

>Praying in public in order to be seen

get unreasonably angry

I like to teleport people out of extraction area.

always believe I am the most useful member of my team. Always.

called someone an undernigger

try to take the intelligence as a huntsman sniper.

>just like me!

FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS

Accussed someone of aimbotting. Never saw him again, but I wonder if I was wrong. It was weurd because everyone first shot was a headshot, but everything after was a body shot. This pattern happened for hours until I finally broke and questioned his ability.

That's nothing.

I once took it as Pomson engineer, without even using any buildings.
Both teams were so incompetent that I had to have my sentry on defence and had no trouble capping in the meantime.

am sorely lacking in defense but will always play defensively if my teammates are playing offensively.

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Wow!

play teemo
use smart pistol
use the AEK
use spells in dark souls

teamkill just to make people mad.

Yeah but I do this repeatedly, even if I keep dying.

use gunlance

Taunt after every kill

the best reason to play split screen online with friends on consoles

Rage quit if my opponent is being a faggot.

90% of my time as a Pilot is AWall.

micspammed because I thought it was funny

fail to improve, and wallow in a stubborn despair in spite of it.

always ignore the objective to attack people and kill myself to deny opponents the satisfaction of killing me

spawncamped, resupplied, spawncamped again

I K/D farm and don't actually try to win in objective modes/games.

spout memes in chat

>In multiplayer I ___
I have been a "tier enthusiast" in both MvC3 and USF4.

Say "gg, close game :)" after completely smashing the opposing team