LITERALLY IMPOSIBLE

LITERALLY IMPOSIBLE
FUCK THIS GAME
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING

lol @ ur faget face

lel what a fagget
git gud

Just level up more, ez.

I one shot them.

...

upgrade the axe, go two handed and smash them into oblivion before they even get of an attack

e z p z

also, git gud.

I didn't even know they were a boss when I first beat them first try

It's a shit game and two bosses at the same time are fucking horrible game design. From is just too dumb to design fair 1 vs 1 fights (that are difficult).

Enjoy. At the end you will turn into a retarded From drone anyway.

If you're gonna shitpost, at least make it funny, idk. This is just taking space.

Just please, go walk off the nearest cliff. You can fly, I promise you.

>has lifebars
>didn't know they were boss

They're easy to beat with electric weapon

Your embarrassing, user.
They're a joke.

Fuck, the average Sup Forums user must really be this retarded

Seriously? This has to be bait.

I killed them on my first time without trouble.

They harder than O&S at least.

Gargoyles were really harder to solo than most bosses desu

upgrade your weapon that's not drake sword and/or summon solaire

Same here even though other bosses killed me.

LITERALLY BEAT THEM THE FIRST TIME
WHY ARE YOU SO BAD

SUMMON THE SUN BRO YOU FUCKINH TWATT

Summoning the Sun Nigger doesnt count

>Hurrr it's fun because it's hard ;^)
It's not even hard, the game just plays like fucking shit. Because it is.

t. CDProjekt

Become human

Trust me, it's worth it. I'll come save your ass the second you come up man

Trus

Doesn't it give you the gold pine resin like a foot before the boss? Hint much?

>t. dickwraith

Come on man, if you're gonna bait at least use Dark souls 2 so I can get triggered with you.

This is embarrassing.

>mfw I defeated them by spamming fire bombs

>Drake Sword

I don't think it's impossible actually, I know some people managed to kill them.

This would help. I don't remember if you can get +2 to your flasks at this point, but I imagine you can and that would help.

It's a good idea to divide and conquer these guys, because you'll never dodge the swings if they're both doing them at once and you can't get behind one. That probably means drawing one guy off while the other is locked in a long combo animation.

I realize this could be bait, but they gave me hard time for the first few tries as well. Plenty of people have had a lot of difficulty with the gargoyles, and that's because they hadn't really learned how to play yet. These guys are here to teach you. Roll, roll, circle around, (attack the tails!) don't let em buddy up for anything. You'll be amazed how well this applies thru the rest of the game.

You can get your flask to +3-4 before gargoyles.

I had more trouble with this fuck than anything else in the game. Capra demon i died maybe once to, one shot O&S, no parry gwynn was 3 times i think, but those fucking gargoyles fucked my shit up. I think it was at least 10 times.

I didnt find andre until after i beat them

>New Londo
>Parish
>Blighttown
where's the fourth?

Dont you get one for killing the spider sister?

Kill the spider.

Why would you do Blight Town first?

out
fucking
played

>Why would you do Blight Town first?
I'm just saying it's possible. You can do a lot of shit before fighting the gargoyles if you wanna dig.

This image would be poetry if it was a grass crest shield

take off your lock on and roll, they're piss easy if you do

What is it about Gargoyles that reams shitter assholes?

>Summoning doesn't count
>Heavy shields don't count
>Magic doesn't count
>Pyromancy doesn't count
>Miracles don't count

Only if you have the key to get it, and it's before the tarus demon so you could have potentially used it up by then.

Classic Souls "Difficulty"
>haha just get gud my man!

>taking the easy way out of the game doesn't count
>wtf next you're going to say using anything doesn't count
are you retarded?

My first playthrough I did blighttown first not out of choice I just missed the gargoyle fight took me ages to find what I missed when I couldn't get any further going the way I was

>Drake sword
>200 AR atleast
>Not killing one before the other shows up by two handing it and stagger locking him with every two hits well the other comes in


The only time i had trouble with gargs was using a +1 long sword because it did hardly any damage and no stagger so it took 3 tries since they'd always be 2 v 1 with me.

Every time i start i start bandit if i'm non mage because battle axe rapes the beginning of the game.

All those things are the easy way out.

>literally impossible
>has drake sword
Disgusting casul.

True, but the others at least take stat allocation and some level of player input beyond R1 spamming

It is the first challenge so most players won't understand how to "get gud" at that point in the game. The area you fight them is two awkward slopes. Once the second Guy flies in the area for openings is very small.

>boss fog to cross
>animated intro
>boss health bars
You're either a bad liar or outright retarded.

People say every single one of those things is "the easy way" though. You'd know if you weren't new to these parts.

But that's just the thing, there are a lot of easy solutions to Dark Souls. People like to tout around their level 1 run but you are handed pretty much the ideal stats for it to where you can use most of the best tools in the game.

I know people call that the easy way, but individual people can have personal opinions and preferences, yes?

Yeah? Not sure how that makes me retarded.

Yeah so there's no objective way to really label anything as easy mode. If a game mechanic is put into the game it's probably meant to be used.

A big problem with the Souls series is that the fanbase assumes that melee build only no summons is the authentic way to play the game. But then you have an entire magic skillset that basically exploits most enemy AI that's completely part of the game and not some secret mode you select at the beginning of the game.

If your goal is to beat the game in any means necessary, Dark Souls is a pretty damn easy game.

The whole fanbase basically mocks magic users though

I remember happening upon a "Royalty here" message in Demon's Souls once in the tower of latria prison and it was next to an iron maiden torture device

It had 700 upvotes

I was homophobic for a large portion of my childhood and I think I had every right to be. So many kids in my neighborhood tried to do weird gay shit to me and it just made me uncomfortable around dudes. I'm over it now, but having a phobia isn't the same as hating a group of people

Gonna start playing Dark Souls soon, I'm going to choose warrior class no matter what. Any good advice on what weapon, armor, build, etc should I use or how should I proceed to no get completely BTFO?

Black iron set and greatsword.

the actual casual filter

just keep at it, everything afterwards will be easy

You can't possibly be THIS big of a scrub, can you?
The game literally gives you a chance to kill the Bridge Drake and level up to the point where you can handle both by yourself.
And even if you're still THAT scrubby you can just summon Solaire.
If you're still losing after all that, go back to playing The Witcher 3 and Skyrim like the scrub you are.

Focus on the one that breaths fire and smash his ass

This is all you need.

Easiest boss in the game
Get good you shitter

>First time playing DS on PS3
>Get the BKSword drop at Burg
>Upgrade with Twinkling to +2
>3-4 hit Taurus
>Switch to Halberd cos I feel OP
>Still easy just blocked with Balder Shield and poked everything with a +5 then +10 Halberd

Games not hard at all Desu

Also fuck Bed of Chaos

Learn to roll and I'd say anything is viable.
IFrames is the most OP weapon in the game.

>weapon
Experiment with a few and pick whatever you think looks cool and has a moveset you like.

>armor
Whatever looks cool and keeps you under 50% equipment load, or 25% if you want to rely on rolling.

>build
Check stats for your weapon of choice. Pump the stats it scales with. 40/40 STR and DEX is the standard stat distribution for a lot of shit, you can go 27/40 if you don't use shields and two-hand your weapon instead.

>how should I proceed to no get completely BTFO
Don't be retarded. Pay attention to your surroundings. Don't rush blindly into packs of enemies. If something gets you killed repeatedly, it's time to change your strategy.

>easiest boss
>Taurus Demon, Pinwheel, Seathe, and Gaping Dragon exists

I actually managed to die to Pinwheel despite summoning Leeroy.