I have 8 days before I go to jail for 15 years

I have 8 days before I go to jail for 15 years.
What game should I play over the next 8 days? RPG, Adventure, or Action please.

Disregard the picture. Randomly clicked it.

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why not just kill yourself?

No one ask him what he did, it's what he wants.

prison architect

The sims
That way you can pretend you had a life

real life russian roulette

Why not run away and live the rest of your life on the lamb?

No, I just want a fun video game to play.

15 years? christ just off yourself senpai, it's not worth it

Video games.

Good one.

>15 years
>jail
You mean prison right?
I don't think you can spend 15 years inside a jail.

*lam

t. 16 year olds.
Did you rape a cute boy OP? Also, play something like Max Payne to prepare yourself for the dread

CUZ HE AIN'T NO SHEEP

>playing games on your last days as a free man
Go outside and enjoy the fresh air while you still can, you stupid fuck .

Or stay inside and enjoy the only hobby I've ever enjoyed.

Jesus fuck, just offer some fucking video game advice.

He gon on don ta da parchman farm ta work on da chain gang, bozz.

gothic 1&2
chronicles of riddick
baldurs gate 1&2
dragon quest monsters for gbc


>not doing what you enjoy
>recommending someone on Sup Forums who basically just asked what to play as his final vidya to go outside instead

Shut up and die you stupid fucking hypocrite

Escape From Butcher Bay

Fable

Rinse and Repeat, Hurt Me Plenty and Succulent cause where you going you gotta prepare your mentality to dem bathroom prison rape.

How's DQM? Anything like Pokemon? Haven't played the series at all.

Rest of 'em I've played and beaten to death.

Prison isn't new to me.

New Vegas, my nigga. Good luck with your life OP.

play through all the GTA games

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Hope you like black dick OP

Play some Dark Souls

They kind of have a point. 15 years of no work experience plus a felony conviction on record and his life is pretty much over when he gets out.

I haven't played NV in ages...
What sort of mods should I look for? I can probably finish it in a day or two.

Now you should actually kill yourself you sick fuck.

Here's a list of good short games that you can complete before your time comes

>Journey
>The Last Swan
>Undertale
>Limbo
>Inside
>Shadow of the Colossus

All great single player experiences to make you forget about your impending rape

Literally about to finish DS1 again, which is why I asked.

Am I the only one curious to find out what the OP did?

OP what did you do?

Dark Souls 3

>prison isn't new to me

Yeah dude, I bet you're so tough. Play some VNs to get some spank bank material because I bet you're just a weeb fuck who got caught with kiddie porn anyway.

prison architect

Dragon Quest Monsters on GBA is way better than any Pokémon game I've ever played

You can breed monsters to make even stronger ones, there's like 200+ different ones

Awesome music, exciting combat
It's goat

At least you didn't mistakenly fuck a teen with big tits OP.

>Giving OP the attention he wants
Ya blew it!

Sounds cool. I'll czech it out! Thanks bud.

Guy broke into my house so I fucked him up with a baseball bat. He ended up dying, so here I am.

I actually really like that picture. Any chance anyone here knows who the artist is?

Where the fuck do you live where you can't defend yourself?

did you chase him into the street and hit him or was it inside the house

>being a Yurocuck

>t. Eurocuck

Here come the armchair lawyers! I bet this user read an infographic and everything!

Australian?

no, it just sounds like the plot to felon

I hope you have a cell adjacent to this little shit.

here in europe someone can fuck you up if they enter into your house and gets hurt with something on your house, even if you're not home
it's fucking retarded

Just kidding I'm not OP, lol. Stop posting in a fucking off topic troll thread faggots

I did 9 months of prison in germany and my mind almost broke, how are you gonna last for 15 whole years, hell how are you gonna last 8 days knowing u'll be locked up for 15 years, it's beyond my comprehension

What? Most states in the US allow you to defend yourself in your own home.

>TFW Swedish

>TFW this applied to me

>had to pay for robbers medical fees

>had to pay for robbers medical fees

That's so insulting. I'd rather just fuck off to a Swedish prison resort for a couple of months

It's not off-topic. How is asking people for a great video game recommendation "off topic"?

OP here, my faggot mate dobbed on me fucken loli stash cuz i fucked his mrs. Bloody wanker.

you're kidding, right? Was the judge high on PCP or some shit

That happened to someone in the US too didn't it? Robber fell into a trap on some guy's house, sued, and won

Brit prison would be alright 3 square meals a day all the drugs and drink you could ask for an education if you want it hell the prisoners pretty much run things at this stage

>People will never respect my specialisation in upholstery conveyancing.

Play any Pokémon except for the newest one, you don't need to be any more dissapointed than you probably already are

What do you mean "in europe"? What you're describing is literally US law. I doubt that more than one or two countries would be that stupid. That shit certainly wouldn't fly around here in Germany.

I wish

Literal arkham asylum-style riot here barely a week ago. Not sure that's entirely valid.

Learn to use a fucking comma or two, jesus christ.

>What you're describing is literally US law
No it isn't.

You either had a shit lawyer or you completely went overboard. There's no way you'd get fucked that much over self defense in a break in.

Garbage man simulator, it'll be good experience for when you get out

I wonder if your lack of vision contributed somewhat to your current predicament. Really if we are going to accept the premise however absurd, I think you should do something more interesting than video games. Perhaps more crime? Really it would be a small matter to abscond entirely or expatriate illegally.

>Did you rape a cute boy OP
Fuck off, dumb unfunny weeb.

bruh theres no way you think that guy is serious, hes trying to do the whole "pussycountrycucksweden" meme

That shit is literally happening in the US all the time. Just google it. 70% of the shit people sue for in the US would be dismissed as bs by most german courts

See You don't even know what fucking country he's in, much less the circumstances. Your commentary is less than worthless

spain
we have a law system from the stone age
not kidding, 200 year old laws
spain is full of retards

>That shit is literally happening in the US all the time.
Should be real easy for you to find a single instance of a successful suit then.

Made me kek. You deserve this (You).

Isn't it illegal to have your dog defend your home from robbers in the U.K.?

But yea kind of, it's totally better to kill robbers in America because they can sue the fuck out of you if they are injured or have some inconvience breaking into your home

Such is yours I suppose. But thats why I implied the circumstances of him going over board. He's free to post the necessary information any time.

Unless he does, fuck off with your worthless commentary. OP literally asked for it, by stating he's going to prison. Which has absolutely nothing to do with recommendations of games.

>called out on his unsolicited advice being useless.
>somehow everyone else is the problem?

Nope. Here in America if someone breaks into your home you have the right to blow as many holes in them as you want and you get off with no punishment because the law views the robber as someone that is a threat to the life of the homeowner. There was a guy on /k/ a few years ago that literally blew the fuck out of a robber with an old M82 that he was working on rechambering to fit larger rounds. Can't seem to find the screencap of it at the moment.

Prison tycoon
Riddick escape from the butcher bay
Escape from planet Alcatraz
The great escape
Need foor speed hot persuit and most wanted
Sanitarium

>successful suit then.
Who said successful? I said that cases like that happen all the time in the US, not that they're actually successful. The question was that its happening. In Germany for instance, the cases wouldn't even be taken and reach court, unless its extreme circumstance.

Literally the first link on google: cracked.com/article_20605_5-victims-horrible-crimes-who-got-sued-by-criminal.html

>advice
That doesn't even make sense. But at least its in line with the other bullshit, so no surprises there.

This is fucking normal, why is Europe such a shitty place? Fuck this.

He didn't ask to play HGSS.

Kek that sounds like bullshit though

There's several states in the US that are the same way.
>"Freedom"

Inb4 OP claims he's innocent lmao

Depends on where you are, in America your actually better off killing yourself since not only will you get raped, but no one will care, and then when you get out, you're treated worse than trash.
If you're really lucky you get put in a private prison and get stuck there the rest of your life because you can't pay for your "stay", because you're in fucking prison.

You're a fucking retard, go outside faggot and enjoy your freedom while you can. 15 years is a long time, go fuck a woman before you're surrounded by only dudes.

This is why you never ever call the police if you can help it. Disposing of the body is way less messier than dealing with the legal system.

Lots of states have laws that prevent a home invader from sueing the home owner for injurying them after they break into the home. Many of those states have those laws extend to self defense outside of the law. One example of such a state is Ohio. You have no idea what you are talking about.

But I am innocent

A person shouldn't be punished for wounding or killing an intruder in their home. But only an American thinks their fucking TV set is worth a human life. A gun is for defending your life and your family. I wouldn't shoot off a fucking a gun in my own home for anything less than that.

Americans and gun nuts generally love the burglar scenario because it's the only chance most of them can ever get to kill a person. A man doesn't give so much of a shit about material possessions that he would spit lead inside his own home where his loved ones are, and make no mistake, more innocent people are killed this way than burglars are.

I do want a form of home defense, but I'm a man and I'll use a bow or a bat -- something that isn't going to kill my girlfriend or a neighbor when I go shooting in the dark at somebody I can barely see, if they're even there.

It's super cool that some /k/ommando got his chance to use his toy, but I wonder if what he stood to lose to the robber was worth even as much as said toy.

Off topic b8 thread posted AGAIN lol all these replies