Rage

I tried to quit multiplayer games many times but I keep coming back again. This inevitably leads me to rage and destroy something in my home. I already broke multiple keybords, mice, a window, a picture frame, a wooden figurine, a chair and a table. It's getting quite expensive. Each time I tell myself "come on, this time you learned your lesson" but then it happens again. The problem isn't that I lose, but that somebody who is a cunt wins. I hate seeing cunts win. When I play with a cunt in a team, I sabotage my own team and enjoy losing. It's really not about losing. I just hate seeing cunts win. So. Fucking. Much.

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git gud

Stop feeding trolls man.

sugoi monogatari, onii-chan

>Actually breaking things because of vidya
>"everyone's a cunt except me!!!"

Kill yourself, you autistic abomination.

>using a straw man

You're a cunt.

Pfff, you don't even rage bro.
I rage:

>11 Megadrive controllers (yes, eleven)
>outrun turbo cartridge (shitty game, didn't even care)
>Computer broke to pieces with a hammer (motherfucking NFS;HP2 froze during the final race on the hardest difficulty, lost the race due that)
>screwdriver through a CRT monitor (it exploded on my face)
>punched a 22" LCD monitor till the display panel cracked (punched it very hard several times till one day broke, Samsung monitors are really good quality. I broke a knuckle bone doing it)
>5 cheapo pc usb controllers
>3 gamecube controllers
>7 or 8 mouses (quake live raging, I wasn't gud)
>IBM keyboard from a working old DOS PC that I used for gaming (I regret this one)
> probably some other shit I don't rememeber
>several surrounding items that nothing had to do that ended flying on the room

Getting so worked up that you break things means the cunts win twice as hard.

My brother used to break my shit when we were little, he would throw controllers at the floor and shit. Eventually I stopped letting him use my shit.
I complained to my parents and they tore shreds off him for being an entitled shit who breaks things because he didn't get his way.

He mellowed out and learned his lesson. He's still an angry shit, but he knows not to fuck with electronics in most cases (I'm 99% sure he broke a PS4 controller and didn't say anything)

Stop being a fucking child.

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Sounds like my brother
>Play online game
>MUH TEAM REEEEEEEEEEE
>Play another game
>MUH TEAM REEEEEEEEEEE
>Play another game
>MUH TEAM REEEEEEEEEEE
etc

You act as if it's a conscious decision. I don't sit there thinking "hmmm shall I break my keyboard now?". No. I'm just suddenly overcome with rage and act impulsively.

Go to the gym you spaz

>muh lul-gical faplacy

OP is weak ass, uptight, delusional, autistic faggot.

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I don't blame my team. I'm fully aware that I suck. In fact, I don't even try to win most of the time. For instance, I play Overwatch without sound because I rather listen to other music/podcasts while I play. This makes it easy to sneak up on me and kill me from behind. I don't care. I just hate seeing cunts win. No amount of skill will prevent this. Even if I was a godly player who wins 99% of the time, I will eventually witness a cunt win and then I rage again. I have no idea how to deal with that.

Tryhard

It absolutely is a conscious decision. You lack restraint because you've never been told to act like a fucking civilised human being, let alone being told not to act like a fucking manbaby.

There's no feedback mechanism for you to be responding to, it's not immediate. If you hit your head on something and punch it in response, that's an impulse. If you're playing a game and getting steadily more frustrated and then losing, and you then decide to act out your urges, then it's not a reaction.

Try some weed while playing OP.

Im not kidding. It helped me A LOT with vidya.

He's just a moron who takes pleasure in breaking things.

Children quickly learn that if they have a pet insect or fish and they kill it through mistreatment, then they won't have a pet to play with any more. OP never learned his lesson.
He's the type of person who would punch a chick in the face in a fit of rage and then apologise and say it was an accident.
Fix your behaviour, cunt.

You're a gigantic retard. If you can't stop being an idiot on your own then see a psychiatrist.

>because you've never been told to act like a fucking civilised human being

You don't know me. Stop making assertions you have no relevant knowledge to make.


>If you're playing a game and getting steadily more frustrated and then losing

Which isn't what's happening. I lose my shit the moment a cunt wins. Even if I had a stellar time up until that time, if I witness a cunt win I want to nuke all of existence.

>I'm just suddenly overcome with rage and act impulsively.
And that's why you should kill yourself, because you never worked on fixing your impulse.
You're subconsciously choosing to act on your impulse, which is a decision of your own.
And by the sound of it, you have no intention of changing, therefor kill yourself.

>I have no idea how to deal with that.
1.)Actually sit down and analyze yourself instead of going "reeeeee" *autistic melt dow* Come to terms that you have control over your body, meaning you are responsible for your actions.
2.)as the other user suggested, take the semi easy way out and smoke some weed, or take lsd or someshit
3.)kill yourself

No. Then I would be a cunt myself, pothead subhuman scum.

you need to calm the fuck down, faggot.

>n. When I play with a cunt in a team, I sabotage my own team and enjoy losing.
you're a cunt

I know that for a fact.
You either have sisters or are an only child. You've never had someone sit down to tell you in a non-condescending way that what you are doing is retarded. Every time you were busted you sat there like a little shit and felt like you were right.

You have never been taught how to act like a responsible human being.

I can say this with absolute certainty.

>subconsciously choosing

That makes no sense. Either it's subconscious or something you can choose. It cannot be both at the same time.

>Actually sit down and analyze yourself

So what exactly does that entail? I already know my problem and have no clue how to change myself. As I said, it's not like I want to be this way.

>smoke some weed

I'm not degenerate scum that literally should be killed in order to harvest organs which can be used to save the lifes of decent members of society.

>kill yourself

Because I rage while playing video games? lol

Wrong. I love it when people think they can analyze other people they know virtually nothing about over the internet. You do realize that there are millions of people with completely different backgrounds and personalities who rage during games, right?

If you choose to balance on a tight rope, does your brain assume you're going to be on solid ground? Instead it tells you which way to lean and to stick your arms out. It might not be the right solution, but you adapt.

Impulse control is being able to stand on a tight rope and not flail around, windmilling your arms and staying balanced.

You're proud of the way you act. You and the other guy are bragging about the shit you break. That's fine, but you're a fucking moron who likes breaking things, so don't complain about it while secretly feeling smug.

Honestly, the cold reading should be pretty spot on. A person with impulse control issues obviously has no noteworthy mentor figures in their life, and obviously hasn't spent enough time analysing the way they act and why they feel that way.

Grow up. We can compare sally sob stories, but you haven't faced a hard life, so don't pretend like you have.

>shit was like $200 bad fucking idea

Wow OP, you're fucking retarded good job. Breaking shit does nothing but make the money fly out of your wallet. Show some restraint and either stop getting mad because of some fag over the internet or just stop playing online games. What kind of games are you even playing? I'd only expect this behavior from someone who plays MOBAs.

>You're proud of the way you act. You and the other guy are bragging about the shit you break. That's fine, but you're a fucking moron who likes breaking things, so don't complain about it while secretly feeling smug.

I don't. It's embarassing. I should not have asked you guys for advice. You don't talk to me. Instead, you're talking about some imaginary person you made up in order to sound smart or something.

That's an implausibly simplistic view of human behavior.

Fighting games, shooters and Hearthstone. I rarely rage at fighting games. I rage more often at shooters. Hearthstone made me break my window which was the most expensive destroyed item so far and that's why I'm staying away from it for good.

But breaking stuff feels good
Don't be retarded, put something you can break next to you and then when you get mad grab it and BREAK IT
That's what I did
Eventually I stopped raging because it was too exhausting.

>put something you can break next to you and then when you get mad grab it and BREAK IT

Such as? I can't think of something cheap enough to constantly break. Not to mention that it will make a mess or knock over other shit when thrown around.

You break things without considering consequence. The people who do that are taught that there are no repercussions, only momentary inconvenience.
People don't just suddenly decide to do this shit in their late teens and early 20's. It's a habit from childhood.

You probably broke stuff as a kid and had it replaced or moved onto something else within a year, but were never truely deprived of something because of your own actions.

Some small piece of wood for fires, retard
Grab cardboard boxes and break those
They are soft enough to not destroy most stuff while you destroy them with your bear hands

Dude, I'm getting tired of this. You're not describing me at all. I never raged at video games as a kid regardless of how often I lost. I think that's because I never played with people who I felt bad losing to. When I lost to a friend of mine, it was ok because my friend won. If I lost to a family member, it was ok because I like the winner. I only rage at games which I play with people online because then I witness despicable cunts win and THAT pisses me off. You know justice porn? I'm into that because I want bad things to happen to bad people. Symmetrically, I don't want good things to happen to bad people. The issue is not me losing. I don't feel entitled to win. I just HATE it when cunts win.

>with your bear hands

that'sthejoke

What's your battlenet and skype op? I wanna beat your ass and listen to you rage.

So you admit being a cunt. Interesting.

take a break for a couple of years until you reach puberty.

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