>shot yellow barrel
>it implodes
Shot yellow barrel
>shoot blue barrel
>it heals you
>shoot green barrel
>it implies
>be red, white, and blue barrel
>get shot
>jumbles shoot
>it barrels
>shoot red borealis
>never get a sequel
>be red and white cross flag
>drown
>implying I will explode
>shoot black barrel
>shoot it again
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>muslim barrel
>explodes
>peaceful Muslim barrel
>explodes
>be barrel of oil from peaceful middle eastern country
>get stolen by evil western devils allahu akbar
>orange barrel
>tell it that the new indiana jones doesn't have harrison ford and that they're making a new ghostbusters with all women
>explodes
>shoot red barrel
>it explores
>be barrel
>do a roll
unrealistic
>be brown barrel
>ignored completely
>shoot black barrel
>get promoted
>shoot orange barrel
>it builds a wall
>be red barrel
>only aspiration is to be shot and allowed to explode
>get used as a weight to hold a button down
>shoot black barrel
>paid vacation
>Be samefag
>post a lot of barrel jokes
achieve this epic thread now!!1
>stab red barrel
>it bleeds to death
newfag leave
>shoot white barrel
>it explains
>shoot memes
>oldfag rages