Shot yellow barrel

>shot yellow barrel
>it implodes

>shoot blue barrel
>it heals you

>shoot green barrel
>it implies

>be red, white, and blue barrel
>get shot

>jumbles shoot
>it barrels

>shoot red borealis
>never get a sequel

>be red and white cross flag
>drown

>implying I will explode

>shoot black barrel
>shoot it again

i like this thread

>muslim barrel
>explodes

>peaceful Muslim barrel
>explodes

>be barrel of oil from peaceful middle eastern country
>get stolen by evil western devils allahu akbar

>orange barrel
>tell it that the new indiana jones doesn't have harrison ford and that they're making a new ghostbusters with all women
>explodes

>shoot red barrel
>it explores

>be barrel
>do a roll

unrealistic

>be brown barrel
>ignored completely

>shoot black barrel
>get promoted

>shoot orange barrel
>it builds a wall

>be red barrel
>only aspiration is to be shot and allowed to explode
>get used as a weight to hold a button down

>shoot black barrel
>paid vacation

>Be samefag
>post a lot of barrel jokes

achieve this epic thread now!!1

>stab red barrel
>it bleeds to death

newfag leave

>shoot white barrel
>it explains

>shoot memes
>oldfag rages