Where were you when Blizzard made their poster girl gay?

Where were you when Blizzard made their poster girl gay?

comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/tracer-reflections

Hot

Who cares?

You could tell she's a dyke the moment the game was announces. I just hope she's the type of dyke who also fucks men.

Most obvious reveal ever. Also SOMBRA IS A TRANS fag BTFO.

I'm on my lunch break.

I smell a shitstorm in the making.

...in retrospect, seems like the obvious choice

Super cute

It obviously would've been Zarya or Tracer

Wasn't Zarya the obvius gay one?

>girl who looks gay is gay
Shocker.

>tfw history vindicated you

hot

I fucking hate western games.

>ywn be a cute lesbian

Didn't everyone make her gay in the fan art anyway?

You better be trolling me nigga

Where were you when they made Winston a transgender fluid demisexual shamalamadingdong attack helicopter?

Zarya is a musclegirl given pink hair to appeal to bulldykes. Otherwise she's just a muscular Russian girl.

Russian girls come in two varieties. The tiny ones who do anal and the big muscular ones that fuck men in the ass with a strapon.

Alright.
Where's the porn?

>And it's a Ginger
How progressive. Even more so than trans* black person.

I already knew desu, tracerxwidow purest form of love confirmed.

...

woah...so progressive... damn

wtf i like gay people now

remember its ok when nu-Blizzard does it.

How progressive :)

At home as always. I wasn't going to fap, but I am after these news.

Are you talking from experience, user?

Godamnit
>this is how Widowmaker spent Christmas

>purest form of love
Meaning it makes your dick wet. Why hide it?

She's the top lesbian, Tracer is the bottom lesbian.

>nuBlizzard "lore"
>nuBlizzard games in general

Why do we need to insert sexuality in a fucking videogame? Especially an arena shooter of all genres,

Modern Human society is clearly fucked up in the head, wonder how much longer we'll last.

> sombra and mccree drunk at a bar on Christmas
> reaper actually getting cucked
> soldier 76 with Ana
> genji and zenyatta being Buddhists
> pharrah on a date
> reinhardt with 9 grandchildren

It's all good to me. I just don't care for the whole need to push diversity for diversity sake. Yes, statistically someone in overwatch had to be fay or bi. Then again, 1/23 of us aren't cyborgs or bodybuilders/soldiers/doctors/spaghetti western sharpshooters. Whatever. Bllizard can shill to whoever they want.

>Game is a literal fucking mess
>Everyone's focused on who's gay
thanks Blizzard. Always focused on priorities

DUDE ART LMAO

Flashbacks of moon over june

You know how memes instantly die once your parents start using them?
It's that sort of thing

>Tracer is gay!
>Girlfriend is a nobody we've never heard of until now

Well duh, she has short hair.

So progressive!

>Tracer
>not Pharah & Mercy
disappointed desu

No thanks.

Oh great, more "nu" prefixes

no it's illegal to be gay in russia

>Phrara is Straight
Pharmercyfags BTFO

Does she just never take the goggles off? That shit looks mad dumb.

>A time of love, joy, giving and regret

>i-it's okay when Nippon does it
kys weeb

>Every sjw, tumblrina faggot shipping all the guys here and there, screaming out of their lungs about Junkrat and Roadhog
>Blizzard make the main sexy cute spunky character a lesbian, a cute sexy spunky lesbian

My god i can hear the screech from here.

I'm so hard right now.

Sup Forums we need your help.

Just from watching the Russian porn industry.
I don't think any of them don't do anal one way or another. Even American pornstars don't do anal on occasion, but the only thing I've not seen some Russian pornstars do is vaginal.

this is extremely intolerant
her gf should be a transsexual muslim black refugee

I'm legit happy about this.

Old news, call me when she dumps thats ugly ginger for Widow.

Their interpretation of how British people speak is hilariously inaccurate. Especially Londoners.

>Pandering to tumblr
Fucking Blizzard

>Tracer is gay with some unknown character
>it's not Pharah and Mercy together

WTF I HATE BLIZZARD NOW!!1

At least, she isn't a lesbian like tumblr wanted it. Tracer is trash anyways.

tch, how degen-i mean progressive...for 2012 maybe. heh.

>this fucking garbage art

>why do we need sexuality in a shooter
Your crusade should have started with Duke Nukem you puritan

LITERALLY WHO

If you will excuse me, I must head over to /u/ to celebrate/witness the shitstorm that Tracer isn't fucking Widowmaker.

Oh, also, I'm going to bring up that this must mean all the rest of the cast is straight. /u/'s going to be unlivable for the next week or so.

>Stated Tracer has to wear that chrono thing on her chest at all times
>doesn't wear it at all near the end of the comic
GG Blizzard

>Actually thinking that's what they're thinking

I bet they're jerking off over it because of MUH REPRESENTATION OMGGGG SO AMAZING MUH LGBTBBQ SQUEEEEEEEE x3 so AMAZEBALLS

Why would she visit her husband's grave if she doesn't have any emotions whatsoever?

Not very bright, are you?

Nevermind that gay shit.

>Pharah is both straight and has limbs

Get fucked, shippers and handicapped people.

How the hell does her brainwash works? It's strong enough to make her kill him, but she still regrets it.

GENJI FACE

Yuri only works in anime. This looks gross.

>At least, she isn't a lesbian like tumblr wanted it.

Well obviously she's Bi, she was married.

Is this literally the worst option they could have gone with?

Making Tracer gay:

1) upsets the overwhelming majority of the gay audience, who wanted sensical couples like Soldier x McCree or Hanzo x McCree

2) upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer

It seems like Activision is physically incapable of making a good decision any more. If you could describe the company in one sentence it would be 'out of touch'.

>Why do we need to insert sexuality in a fucking videogame?
My friend, you are roughly 50 years too late with that complaint.
Keep going though, there are quite a lot like minded people.
On tumblr for example.

There's nothing wrong with lesbians

It's Blizzard. You think they can keep a story straight?

I read that she killed her husband because she was brainwashed by some mean organization. Is she still under that influence or has she gone rogue?

After how much of straight/futa porn with her ?
She´s cock hungry slut in my canon.

>American
>Not a land of "diverse" cucks

You let this happen. Hopefully Trump will slowly change that so that retarded liberal shit stops consuming your country.

Anime does it to make us fap.

The west does it to push their garbage agenda and to pander to the mentally ill LGBT community.

Are you joking?

90% of the porn for this game is Widow/Tracer.

>Phara straight
Tumblr BTFO
>Torb has a hot (presumably) wife
Good day to be a torb main

You just know that won't be enough for these monsters, right? I can hear it now.

>WOOOOOOOOOW WHY ISN'T TRACER'S GF BLACK AND TRANS?
>WHY IS THERE ONLY 1 GAY CHARACTER IN OW?

So brave. Are there any other devs innovating as much as Blizzard?

It just comes back through every once in a while or something
If Mercy revives Widow in a match she might scream something about "let me go back, I want to see him"

She pretty obviously has emotions, the writing just tries to claim she doesn't.
She wouldn't be smug about not feeling cold in Vodka Industries otherwise

Ahh yes, how could anyone forget the sexually engaged characters of pong

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't even try it kid, you're and everyone of your ilk just got

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>2) upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer
Unless you're either a self-inserting waifufag or a Sup Forumstard, Tracer being lesbian only makes her hotter to a straight guy.

Her apartment could be made specificlly for her. Though she shows up at Winstons place without one so who knows.

you will never be with your bro fucking shit at up at Christmas, why even live?

Is the old man Phara is with her dad?

Besides being boring as dry shit, the most violent in all relationships, and generally annoying cunts?

so she isn't brainwashed or working for Talon anymore?

Honestly the whole game is gay as fuck

Don't know many russian pornstars. Thanks, now I have something new to learn today. I'll get started right now.

I think it's cute and you are all just bitter losers.

Stop resisting, Sup Forums. Become gay.

time to weep